Candy

One Payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O'Honey so he took Miss Hershey back
in the Power house on the corner of Clark & Fifth Ave. He began to feel her
Mounds and that was sure Almond Joy which made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a
Snicker and his Butterfingers went up her Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way. She
screamed "O Henry" and squeezed his Zagnuts. Miss Hershey said you were
even better than the Three Musketeers. Soon she was a bit Chunky. Nine months
later she had a Baby Ruth.