Toby: disney doesn't get that kind of budget for leather pants

Toby: and put heartz and starz and swirly brushes on it

Toby: EW the jersey is on its the ugly child actor reject show

Toby: this hurts...not in my heart but my wrists where i have gouged blood and flesh canyons

Toby: ummmm wtffffffffffffffffffffff ok um and lyke she said this and then she did that and then this girl did this and her and that and this and NO ONE CARES

Toby: have your inhaler handy

Toby: selling pizzas and math problems

Toby: destinyz child iz soooo grunge

Toby: cindy made them jiggle

Toby: ugh emo people need to be thrown in the emo pit of dispair

Amy: and when we left i took like all their chips

Amy: ughhh i would've been all BITCH SHUT UP AND GO EAT SOME MORE BUTTER OFF OF MY ASS

Amy: i didnt know anything *that* ugly existed until i saw her pictures

Amy: im so sick *pukes a river and cannoes to toby's house and picks him up and then we go and get aLly in our cannoe in the puke river*

Caroline: im so hip i can't see over my pelvis

Caroline: way to go batman

Caroline: why would a crackhouse have a post office

Caroline: well then she might look into getting that bug pulled out of her ass

Caroline: i got a sore throat from talking too much on the net