Project CATBIRD
Cats Can't Fly! (Can They?)
We always wanted to know if cats could fly.  Now We have an answer. . .
This is Sparky.  He was a stray that wandered into our yard a couple months ago.  Sparky seemed to be a normal cat.  At least thats what we thought until he "volunteered" for a scientific project.    
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Project CATBIRD (PC) was dreamed up years ago, probably inspired by Wylee Coyote falling off from so many cliffs on saturday mornings.  The plan was to see if a cat could, A: Fly, B: Land on its feet, and/or C: survive when dropped from extreme heights.  This plan had been lost for years.  Most likely forgoten  when girls were discovered.  Having almost fully recovered from the pubescent years we are now free to rediscover our lost youth.  Click here to find the results of PC. 
Disclaimer
No animals were killed in the production of this page. Well, they were killed, but not in or for the production of this page.  These images are for entertainment purposes only.  If you find these images entertaining in more than an, "oooh sick, ha ha" kind of way, you need help.  We will not be held responsable for your psychological treatment.  This page and its creators do not endorse the mutilation of animals.  Since they were dead anyway we decided to use them.  Our second grade teacher said that's what the Indians did, use the animals to their fullest.  Indian is the term we used for Native Americans when I was in second grade.  If that term offends you I appologize.  If you find the name Indian acceptable, please notice there are no dead cows on this page.   If you work for or are affiliated with PETA, piss off. Whatever, you bunny hugging, snail loving, sap sucker.   People don't kill animals, physics does. Drive safely.  Some cars not for use with some sets.  Void where prohibited.