By Fluffy Minstrels
I've gone to a party,
At my friend's house,
Mum has told me,
To be as quiet as a mouse.
But I want the gifts,
And all of the toys,
I want to go 'round,
And kiss all the boys.
I don't care,
If it's not my do,
I want the presents,
Piss off, you.
Mum says I'm naughty,
The time has come,
It's time to go home,
And get out my gun.
Everyone's screaming,
All I see is red,
In less than a minute,
Everyone's dead.
I've finally done it,
The presents are mine,
They're slightly blood splattered,
Can't wait 'til next time.
by Fluffy Minstrels
A big bag of colour,
Red, yellow, black,
Jelly babies are best,
But the green ones are kak.
More babies and frogs,
But what if they’re real?
I wonder if I,
Would make a good meal,
Would I be hard?
Or squishy and sweet?
Would they rip off my head,
Or start at my feet?
Would they peel off my skin,
And suck out my insides?
Would I feel the pain build,
Or would it be a surprise?
All of these things,
I just do not know,
It’s the wonderful world of Haribo.
