Name: Mr. Kerri
Age: forever young
Location: the living room
Email: sofaheaven@blah.com

I am the Chainsaw Sofabed. Chatters flock to me from miles around cos I'm the hottest sofabed in town. Many nights are spent on me having wild Chainsaw Chat parties, in which those crazy people watch The Facts of Life obsessively. *sheesh* but ya know, that Jo sure is cute. mmmm and so butch!!