Hailing from the same exciting suburb as Kerkyra, Dorkin, and Pussygato we say hello from The ?Couv. I?m really into photography (I took this self-portrait here), I write a zine called Terminology PDX: The Adventures of You and Me, and I?m in a band called Dot and the Art School Adventure (DASA) which just released their first two songs on a compilation. Sadly, DASA has not much time left as I will be moving to Los Angeles for school in the fall. I listen to chainsaw music and probably other stuff you?d guess. I love the Portland dyke music scene and I?m so gonna miss it. Alley tries to be witty and often fails miserably, getting endless flak from Dorkin, and often refers ro herself in the third for god knows what reason. She loves to get mail (hint hint). Anyway, Alley?s not into changing her chat names all the time like some people we know. She?s a simple girl. But anyway, people seem to find her amusing and she?s fairly satisfied with that. I could keep going but the dorkiness would only get worse.