Melissa is an awesome talented beautiful girl. She can do anything...even work at Burger King. hee hee! She should send a profile.. She is an aol kid now.. How scary!

yeah melissa like send us more for your profile dork! I mean, you employ me, and you could get me to do so much editing here for you, and yet you do nothing! sheesh! - Carly de loca familia

alright this is Evan. i had an overwhelming urge to post something here. i was just looking at the pictures and thinking "why is her arm up in both of those? is it like her cool pose or soemthing?" i sat there thinking about this for a few minutes before i realized that she had to hold the camera up :P anyway, a testimony to my stupidity. melissa, you are hot

this is carly.. I guess melissa is just TOO busy with her rollercoaster of a good time life to write anything here.. you know what she's up to.. being a star pupal at brick memorial high school, working as a corperate executive, hangin with marge, fighting off all the girls drooling over her.. it's a lot to handle. I still think it's no excuse for her to be so slackassed with her profile. Sheesh.

this is emily. i heard a rumor from a reliable source about melissa's feet, but i still dont believe it. i wonder what kinda shampoo she uses cuz her hair is really yummy looking. carly, you forgot aol. melissa spends lots of time on aol :P another reason to hate bill gates, for being an accomplice in the theft of our alien_she (or melissa a s as she likes to be called now :P) oh, and another thing. you gotta have faitha faitha faitha!!!

Oh Emily, how could I forget aol.. melissa spends so much time on there! Bill Gates will die for taking our alien she!! And I don't care what she wants to be called, she'll always be alien she(homepage) to me.. Yeah I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses too. I'd like to lick mustard off that clean hair.. mmmmmm.. say, lets go to Bricktown, and lick hair! -carly

lick hair? i have nothing more to add to that.-emily