IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell,
You'll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time to WORRY!!!
MURPHY'S LAW
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG.
Celibacy is not hereditory.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
The light at end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold make the rules.
No matter how long you shop for a item, once you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.
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