"You must just acknowledge deep in your heart of hearts that people are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, all those other activities-playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse-are just ways of passing time until you can fuck again."------>>Cynthia Heimel

"Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection."----->>Anonymous

"If god had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."------>>George Carlin

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."--------->>Mae West

"What is a promiscuous person? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are."--------->>Victor Lownes

"You walk in there looking like you know what you're doing, people don't ask you as many questions."------->>Dan Shook

"It's not that I don't fear you. I just have a very firm control over my fear."------->>Jonathan Bingham (about me)

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."------>>H.L. Mencken

"Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic use of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian."--------->>Fran Lebowitz

"A monster lies in wait in me...a stew of wounds and misery...but fiercer still in life and limb, the me that lies in wait in him."---------->>Clive Barker

"The child looks upward at the blue sky above....he lifts his tiny hand and longs to touch the sky....unable to perceive that the sky is an illusion, the child thinks he cannot reach it when he holds it in his hand."---------->>Manuel Bandeira

"I can't believe that anything is sacred when I don't believe that I am real."

"You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven."---------->>Jimi Hendrix

"Normality is the neurosis of civilization."

"One cannot help but be in awe when one contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structures of reality."---------->>Albert Einstein

"A little confusion will educate the sane man, whereas a little education is all the insane man hopes for."---------->>Sigmund Freud

"Although is reality a general truth or is it only in the mind of every individual?"---------->>Dostoevsky

"If I could only show you how I feel...then you wouldn't bother me."---------->>Shannon Hoon

"I will admit that reason is a good thing...but reason is only reason, and it only satisfies mans rational requirements. Desire, on the other hand, is the manisfestation of life itself."---------->>Dostoevsky

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

"I never dreamed that I would fly over the moon in ecstasy, but nevertheless its there that I am shortly about to be."---------->>Grandpa Joe (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

"How can I make you understand something I myself have not yet begun to comprehend?"---------->>Jessica Peterson

"The heart has its reasons which reason does not know."---------->>Blaise Pascal

"Sex fucks with me."---------->>Tavai Thomas

"The average male penis is 6.14 inches long."---------->>Greg Tiemessen

"Consciousness is a rhythm."---------->>Starhawk

"The prestige of the government has undoubtedley been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this."---------->>Albert Einstein

"Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but its the only way to live life completley."

"Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got."---------->>Janis Joplin

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

"Always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."---------->>Richard Nixon

"....that you do what you do out of your private passion for the thing itself."---------->>Annie Dillard

"The unexamined life is not worth living."---------->>Socrates

"You have to test the bounds of your sanity to fully understand reality."

"The moment we cease to hold each other, the moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us, and the light goes out."---------->>James Baldwin

"The average amount of sleep needed is always 15 minutes more."---------->>Matt Morrissey

"The more you live, the less you die."

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."---------->>Jean de la Bruyere

"If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shall learn what you have no taste or capacity for. The college, which should be a place of delightful labor, is made odious and unhealthy, and the young men are tempted to frivolous amusements to rally their jaded spirits. I would have the studies elective. Scholarship is to be created not by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in knowledge. The wise instructor accomplishes this by opening to his pupils precisely the attractions the study has for himself. The marking is a system for schools, not for the college; for boys, not for men; and it is an ungracious work to put on a professor."---------->>Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Why is it that you can't see that its in yourself you long to be?"---------->>Jessica Peterson