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Josh White aka Zarfelblatt

Age: 3041/2

Instrument: Bass

Likes: beer, beer, beer, beer, underage women, oh and beer

• Ron Harris
• Les Claypool
• Jello Biafra
• Gene Simmons
• any ska band
• Operation Ivy
• Ramones
• Dr. Suess

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Lin Teachey aka Soopageek

Born: a long time ago, but not as old as Josh

Instrument: throat

Influences:

Vocally:

• Mark Arm
• Ben Weasel

Lyrically:

• Bruce Springsteen (maybe not an influence, i'm just jealous)

Favorite Songs ever:
• "Washer" - Slint
• "Telepathic Traffic"(1.3M - WAV) - Archers of Loaf
• "Car Thief"(900k - MPEG} - Beastie Boys
• "I Got Your Bitter End" - New Bomb Turks
• "Headburn" - Halo of Flies
• "Tractor" - Monster Magnet
• "Coldsweat" - Sugarcubes
• "It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City" - Bruce Springsteen
• "Loch Ness" - Some Velvet Sidewalk
• "Dustcake Boy" - Babes in Toyland
• "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
• "No You Don't" - Bratmobile
• "When Tomorrow Hits" - Spacemen 3 (yes, the Mudhoney song)
• "S.R.T." - Fudge Tunnel
• "Rip this Joint" - Rolling Stones
• "Streetsweeper" - Unsane
• "From the Curve" - Superchunk
Favorite Albums Ever:
• Spiderland Slint
• Life's Too Good Sugarcubes
• Spine of God Monster Magnet
• Spanking Machine Babes in Toyland
• Goo Sonic Youth
• Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols Sex Pistols
• Appetite for Destruction Guns n Roses
• Road Food Guess Who
• Jesus Christ Superstar Soundtrack Andrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice
• Paul's Boutique Beastie Boys
• Axis: Bold as Love Jimi Hendrix
• Fear of a Black Planet Public Enemy
• Exile on Main Street Rolling Stones
Josh | Lin | Ruel | Greg

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Born: June 17, 1977

Likes:

• Skoal fine cut
• females
• country music
• punk music
• ska
• rap
• FOOD! Beer! Wild Turkey!

"Uh, I play the geetar!"

"I Like to fart, burp, spit, and chunky girls."

Turn-ons/turn-offs: the Clapper

Influences:

• Hank Sr.
• Hank Jr.
• Van Halen
• Green Day
• AC/DC
• Meger Death [sic]
• Beastie Boys

Josh | Lin | Ruel | Greg

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Greg Hageman aka Homey G aka MC Master Beta

Born: caesarian

Instrument: drums

Fun, dream-date facts for you girls:

• Doesn't have a girlfriend at the moment!
• Likes to receive long love letters from his girlfriends.
• Wishes he could write meaningful, soulful music like Boyz II Men.
• Has every episode of Saved by the Bell on tape!
• Thinks a perfect date would be with a normal girl, a videotape of the latest Disney classic, and a couple of strawberry milkshakes.
• Doesn't believe in kissing on the first date!

Josh | Lin | Ruel | Greg

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