You know, you can find a lot of stuff on the web. Food, culture,
 hobbies... and then there is the seemier underside. Porn. IRC chats
 with "Hotlips." And then there is the *slightly* psychotic side. How to
 make bombs. The proper use of a garotte wire. Selecting the right
 assault rifle for your massacre.
 So, I have decided to add my two bits to that last part. As I said
 before, there's plenty of how-to's on pyrotechnics and gun
 techniques, but I was amazed at the lack of information on, yes, you
 guessed it, mattress stealing! So, in order to fill this gap, I have taken
 it upon myself to supply this video-tutorial. THIS IS NOT KIDS
 STUFF!!! USE THIS INFORMATION RESPONSIBLY!!!

RealPlayer: (~800k)
 mattress.rm

Windows AVI: (~7.04 Megs)
mattress.avi