"Gentlemen, Welcome to Fight Club"

"...a single frame in a movie is on the screen for one-sixtieth of a second. Divide a second into sixty equal parts. That's how long the erection is. Towering four stories tall over the popcorn auditorium, slippery, red, and terrible, and no one sees it..."

"These are the rules."

First rule of fight club: you do not talk about fight club
Second rule of fight club: you do not talk about fight club
Third rule of fight club: when someone says stop or goes limp, the fight is over
Fourth rule is two guys a fight
Fifth rule: one fight at a time
Sixth rule: no shirt no shoes
Seventh rule: fights go on as long as they have to
Eigth rule: if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight

You are not the contents of your wallet.

You are not a beautiful snowflake.

Your are not your khakis.

What happens first is you can't sleep.

What happens then is there is a gun in your mouth.

What happens next is you meet Tyler Durden.

Let me tell you about Tyler...