A Day in the Office - NEW | Drawings by Finlay Miff |
A Day in the Office By Francis Trump "Helpdesk!" says the voice, "Can I help you?" I ask, "Computer has frozen," I tell him, "End Task" I hate sitting here, On the end of the 'phone, It's boring and tiresome, And I'm here all alone. Just for some fun, I'm filled with glee, When I piss in the kettle, And brew up some tea. Here comes the manager, "Would you like a brew? And perhaps your guest Would like one too?" With a smile on my face, I pour them a cup, Watching their faces, As they start to sup. "Funny tasting," he says, "Darjeeling," I reply, I could laugh so hard, It'd make me cry. I offer them my flapjack, I do not want it, 'Cos it fell on the floor, Right in some rat shit. That was most fun, I've had in days, Teach him to say no, Like when I asked for that raise. |
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