A Tiny Bit About My
Family
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Many Thanks To My Sister-In- Law "Amy" for the creation of these poems,you're a true friend and without you our Mother-In-Law would drive me.....NUTS!!
You'd never recognize me.
In my favorite wear.
Mud from head to toe.
And some sand to spare.
Put me on a cycle,
And set me free.
make it truly heaven,
Let dad come with me.
Speeding down the hillside
At a mean 25
Even at the age of 9
It's great to be alive.
It's true I sometimes do wrong.
Every once in a while
but I know just how to play you
with my heartbreaker smile
Yeah you got my number
I'm an easy guess you see
But go ahead and try to guess,
alas you know it's me!!!
Nicholas
Yes, it's true
I often whine
other than that
I'm really fine
It's just I like
to have my way
don't often care what you have to say
You see at 13
I know it all
I've seen the writing on the wall
There's nothing new
that you can tell
I know it all
I know it well
Infact, I know
So much you see
That you could learn
Alot from me
I'm not sassy
like you say
You see, I simply
Want my way!
Alas, you know.
With a smile and sigh,
Go ahead and guess,
Who am I?
Jamie
Hurry, hurry,
gotta go.
Get off the phone,
You move to slow.
Load the car,
get the kids
Make sure they already
Took a wiz.
"okay , I'm ready,
tired but done.
Me, daughter and son.
........Alas, we're somehow missing one!!!
We just don't know
Where could he be.
Last minute mowing?
Trimming a tree?
Changing his shoes,
'cuz they don't match his shirt?
washing the car,
for that last speck of dirt?
Looking for yesterdays
'Dear Abby' advice?
Checking for fleas, ticks,
or maybe head lice?
Calling his booky?
Cleaning a drawer?
Checking if the light goes out,
When you close the fridge door?
I guess we'll never really know,
For what will be, will be.
And like I really need to ask....
Okay, Who is he?
David
Who Am I?
Tired weathered
still she rises
Working hard
No awards or prizes.
"Foolish some may
call her that
She flips them off
Then knocks 'em flat.
Her patients worn,
She don't take shit
What she lacks in words
She makes up in tit!
She'd love to sick
Her dog on you,
then cook you up
When Max is through.
Then serve you as the
evening feast.
Then use your bones
To pick her teeth.
But please don't feel too threatened,
For I simply must confess.
It's not her normal self you see.
It's simply P.M.S.
Kitty
Who Am I?
I can't believe I'm who I am
I'm black and white and tall
The problem is, I am so large
And yet I think I'm small
I'd love to jump up in your lap
Tho, I'd scare you if I tried
And even if you let me up
Your lap is not that wide
And I'm always glad to see you
Tho you often start to yell
It's just I did not realize
I just whacked you with my tail
I forget I stand some 3 feet high
With my tail 12 inches plus
And weigh more then 80 pounds
But still don't understand the fuss
I'm as friendly as they come, you see
I'm loyal, through and through
If you feed me love me hug me
YEP--- I'll be there just for you
Have you guessed me yet, I doubt it
Tho, I'm sure I left out facts!
But hey, I'm just a great big lug
And proud to be called...
MAX
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