Bring a girl to footy



Vengeance was a word bandied around the Strikers training camp on Thursday night, thus it was a steely look of determination that was in 50% of the squads eyes come 11am Sunday. The other 50% had that gurgley look of having coming straight from a brothel, led by Big Little Bones who had obviously had no sleep the evening before.

After some stern words from the senior players, the lads took the field in an attempt to right the wrong done on 24 June, where The Mad House got up over a overconfident Strikers 3-1. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned, thus it was fitting that Fudge put the perfect ball onto the scone of Drag'M in the early minutes of the game to get things under way. Roni G could see the Golden Boot slipping away from him, so, much to the delight of the cheering hordes of hot slugs sideline, he slipped one into the top right of the Mad House box, leaving Brycie II looking dumbstruck, not knowing what had hit him.

A momentary lapse from the Strikers saw Mad House get one back, but that did nothing but rile the strike force of the Sunnyside XI. Girls Farts was full of running early, but was repeatedly deemed to be too early, which resulted in a cursory warning from the ref for blatant off-side, followed by another for blatant disrespect.

Brycie II's day wasn't to get much better what with a combination of 7 goals being fired by him, and a concussion which saw him wandering off mid way through the second spell asking what was for pudding. Timmy Tackle got a whiff of pudding, and led from the front for much of the second half. Unlucky not to snare a second for the season in from of his new "friend", who judging by the flushed look on her face, had got more than a dance out of the big fella the night before.

    
 

Game 17

Spreydon Domain
9 September 2001

Strikers 7

Drag'm (3)
The Fonz
Girl's Farts
One Touch
Matty Mark Mike

Mad House 1


Halftime

Strikers 4
Squires 1


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