Vengeance was a word bandied around the Strikers training camp on Thursday
night, thus it was a steely look of determination that was in 50% of the squads
eyes come 11am Sunday. The other 50% had that gurgley look of having coming
straight from a brothel, led by
Big Little Bones who had obviously had no sleep the evening before.
After some stern words from the senior players, the lads took the field in an
attempt to right the wrong done on 24 June, where The Mad House got up over a
overconfident Strikers 3-1. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned, thus it was
fitting that Fudge put the perfect ball
onto the scone of Drag'M in the early
minutes of the game to get things under way.
Roni G could see the Golden Boot
slipping away from him, so, much to the delight of the cheering hordes of hot
slugs sideline, he slipped one into the top right of the Mad House box, leaving
Brycie II looking dumbstruck, not knowing what had hit him.
A momentary lapse from the Strikers saw Mad House get one back, but that did
nothing but rile the strike force of the Sunnyside XI. Girls Farts was full of
running early, but was repeatedly deemed to be too early, which resulted in a
cursory warning from the ref for blatant off-side, followed by another for
blatant disrespect.
Brycie II's day wasn't to get much better what with a combination of 7 goals
being fired by him, and a concussion which saw him wandering off mid way through
the second spell asking what was for pudding.
Timmy Tackle got a whiff of pudding, and
led from the front for much of the second half. Unlucky not to snare a second
for the season in from of his new "friend", who judging by the flushed look on
her face, had got more than a dance out of the big fella the night before.
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