Avonhead Conspiracy

Captains Report
Well we had no answers to the Avonhead A's this week, Avonhead D's were much easier. I have made an official enquiry on the card to the sudden transformation of the double leftfooted Neanderthals that randomly stumbled and bumbled around the field in the fist round to the fast Asian looking fellas and guys that play proper soccer. I think the last two weeks efforts have been a culmination of constant let-downs from Scissor Hands. Oh I long for the days when we were appreciated in our pub, maybe not in monetary fashion but in genuine goodwill (god bless you digby). Maybe the team has lost some of its grassroots ethics. I remember the days when the best thing about soccer was the Thursday nights beers at Digby's after training. Playing acey ducey, singing karaoke and having a drink in a good bar were we felt like everybody new our name. Now we go where we are pissed off because we have no gear from scissor hands and demand two plates of food when we get there so we can drink our cokes and water and leave. The gnomes friend has a lot to answer for in making us leave a place that was the catalyst to us enjoying and winning soccer. We got together on a Sunday for the run around and a laugh, now it's for how many goals we can get and how much money and gear we can acquire. So in summing up Scissor hands you are the scourge of Strikers soccer and I hate you and everything you stand for!! Lets make an effort to achieve the things that created the Strikers. Bring back the Striker team ethos of the mid 00's, and I think we will be back on the right track.

Generally shit soccer player but plays for the privilege of hanging around with top Jokers.