Home derby goal fest

The quick thinking and ever hopefully B's made a strategic move before the first whistle had even sounded. Their offer of a "nil-all draw and we all go down to the pub for a Canterbury Draught" was met with giggles and farts by the Strikers' strikers.

To cut a wet and cold story short... the game can be summed up by many goals + rain + Shoes annoying the hell out of us all by playing for the opposition, standing on everyone's feet and then scoring for them.

Captains Report
Well the new theory off rolling subs didn't quite work as good as I hoped this week. We really need to sub off on our own accord. Next week I hope we get a more improved effort from all players not just a few. Apart from that the local derby went as planned with another humping of the B's. Big ups to Timmy tackle for chasing that fella like a whippet after a big meal chasing a hare. If you didn't get a goal on Sunday you should be taking a good long look at yourself with pride, because all you "mid fielders" and "backs" that got goals should be feeding all the goals to the strikers.

Player of the week
Big Little Bones