Keepin' it real

In a bizzare move to differentiate himself from fellow Striker Matt/Mark/Mike captain One Touch has reinvented himself as da Roni G. We recently caught up with Mr G and he had the following comments:

"I hate dit whun peeps says me mate Mike is me bruva... really pisses me off hactually. Da idea hof rebadgin me self as da Roni G I fink dis massiv. Makes me chek alot different to me mate Mike an' I bang wearin these enhancin sun yellow glasses.

Keep it real... Aye!!!"

Healthlink South Hillmorton declined to comment on individual cases however they did say that "it would be a very long time before Mr G would be released into the public."

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