LEPRECHAUN Vs Jack Frost Written by: Brandon Noel Keith Prologue- It was a cold winter's night in Snowmonton. The Leprechaun had brutally butchered a young girl (an image of a woman melting)... who had fled only this far with his bag of gold. He was searching for her boyfriend, who is obviously hiding about. Not soon after the lep's final sneer, Jack Frost the killer snowman builds himself up. Wearing a pair of sunglasses, and a tropical shirt. He puts a lit cigar in his mouth. ENTER- THE NOW Jack stretches. JACK: Sure feels good being home. Something catches his eye... a bag in the corner of the building right beside him. Jack scootches on over, and picks it up, in wonder. Suddenly a shivering noise from behind him. Jack spins around to see a frightened young male. A short pause. JACK: Beh! Jack opens his mouth, and out come a set of ice pick fangs. He roars happily, and the guy screams as we cut to darkness. Not far away, the Leprechaun kicks his heels. LEPRECHAUN: Tis gettin' angry, me lad. Come on out, and give me the gold. I promise then, and only then... to go away. JACK: That rap sucked. LEPRECHAUN: I beg yah pardon? JACK: You are from the hood aren't yah? LEPRECHAUN: Me just got back. Who be you, this walking mushee? Jack raises one of his twig eyebrow. LEPRECHAUN: (holding out hands) Me powers, me raps... I feel them growing stonger. That there in your hand! My gold! Give it to me! JACK: Come and get it. The Leprechaun lowers his arms, sneering again. His eyes thin. Jack Frost grins. The Leprechaun lunges at the killer snowman, but Jack is ready to smack him away when he realizes he's stopped the little guy in mid-air. LEPRECHAUN Uh oh. JACK HeheHA! Jack Frost now smacks the Leprechaun away into a small hill of snow. Jack Frost inches his way towards him, spitting his cigar out. The Leprechaun gets up, and rolls out of the way as Jack's fist comes crashing down where had just stood. We watch the cigar light up a bit, a tall fire which soon goes out. This catches Jack's attention for the couple seconds the Leprechaun needs. So in that, the green guy jumps in the air, roundhouse kicking his enemy in the bottom joint. JACK: What the....?! You little green bastard! LEPRECHAUN: And now you give me the gold! Jack, in two peices, flicks the wrist with the gold... turning Leprechaun into an ice sculpture. He stands their frozen... as Jack builds himself up into a giant snowball. JACK: Let's roll! Jack Frost rolls towards the Leprechaun... now cracking him in several ice peices. Halting not long before, Jack forms into his normal self. Just turning around to enjoy victory. The gold had spilled out over the ice shards however. Suddenly the peices begin to move, now in a puff of smoke... the Leprechaun is back together. LEPRECHAUN: HaHaaaw! The Leprechaun tackles his way through the snowman, which then quickly puts himself back together. As the Leprechaun whips around, Jack brings down his arms, pulling one of the Lep's arms. Suddenly the arm enters Jack's mouth. It worms through the body of snow. In serious pain, Jack Frost clutches the Leprechaun by the top of the head. The arm inside him then spins around like a tornado... tearing out the middle section of his body. JACK: NOOOOooo! The Leprechaun, with a flip of the wrist, sends Jack flying backwards into a snow plow machine. Now this little guy sits down to count his gold. TIME PASSES- The same damn thing. LEPRECHAUN: 96... 97... 98... haha, 99... 100! He ties the bag up and makes it disappear, now standing up... dusting the snowflakes off. LEPRECHAUN: (cont.) Thanks me boy, that was fun! Hehe! Suddenly the lights on the snow plow machine flash on. Jack Frost has the entire thing covered... his face, flattened out in the front. JACK: Eeeh, that'll be the last mistake you ever make! What say you now? LEPRECHAUN: (a bit frightened) Shit. The snow machine speeds towards the little guy... knocking HIM several feet away. His legs snap over a bike railing. LEPRECHAUN: (cont.) Gaaah! Having little time to recover, the Lep spots the snow machine coming his way. Jack laughs maniacally. A short pause as he gets closer... the Lep stands his ground. Now only feet away, and closing in as fast as a bullet, the Leprechaun jumps up, onto then over the vehicle as it slams the railing down. This snow machine makes a wide U-turn... wiping away many inches of snow that lied just ahead of it. The Leprechaun wiggles his fingers and the snow machine instantly runs out of gas. JACK: Aaaw, son of a bitch! LEPRECHAUN: Haaa, HAAAW! The Leprechaun toddles up into the vehicle... tearing it apart as fast as he can with his little green hands. JACK: Leave it be! Eeeh! YAAAH! Ow! AAH! Jack tries to from tiny little hands... attempting to break the Lep up but each grasp burns a little bit out of him. The Leprechaun just snickers and continues. Jack now has no choice but melt himself off. A short pause. The Leprechaun gives up on that, knowing it won't do him any more good. He looks around, but sees no sign of his foe. LEPRECHAUN: Come out! Come out, wherever you are! Still no sign... but then a big hill of snow quickly covers the Leprechaun... squeezing the air out of him. He can't talk, he can't breathe. Suddenly now, the ice fangs sink into the Lep's chest. LEPRECHAUN: Naaahh! Blood sprays out. The Leprechaun is wheezing within... certainly dying with each second that passes. Now he has no choice, but to ROCKET up into the air. Jack Frost still has himself attached, in confusion. JACK: What the hell are you doing?!! We watch the Lep rocket out of our solar system. The snow begins to melt away... then form itself back into the man form. Not a second longer, and Jack burns away into nothing. TIME PASSES- The Leprechaun crash lands on a distant planet. Where he will wait for the longest time, until he heals completely. He has no choice, wheezing and freezing. This cavern will he dwell, until he regains full health. The End- BNK '04