Ex-Girlfriend, not Ex-Bitch

You put me threw shit
You put me threw hell
You put me threw life 
witout you there. 

I left, you dumped me tha next day 
Went out wit some homey wit green hair, 
What? Didn’t know he was gay?

Now you’re fucked gangsta style. Now you’re screwed. 
But lets be blunt, isn’t that how you like it now,
always witta dick up yo cunt? 

Get a life, and stop pimpin' loosers.
You hop from one ta tha next
like a bunny gett'n fucked up on booze’r.

Seriously, you have a problem? 
Mental sickness? Depression? 
Cause somethin’s wrong wit you 
if you think you can keep mak'n tha same impression.

Who was next? Fruitcake?
Didn’t he have orange hair?
What are you? A crayon box? 
Get outta tha box n stop pimpin' tha Pear.

Then there was Rob.
Fuckin bulldozozer shoulda been named Bob .
Hell, I’ve seen fat, 
But that was just fuckin nasty like a doped up bat. 

Don’t get me started on Trevor
Little 15 year old bitch, same age as yo gangsta brother.
But then again you liked rammin' off while havin’ sex on tha phone.
I guess it didn’t really matter that there were otha thugz home.

Who you wit now? The school jock?  The nerd?
Or do you like them more when they’re a drug deala? 
Oh that’s right, you’re more into a cheerleada. 
Did Rob’s parents know you stuck yo tongue down one 
While pimpin' their son?

What’s your problem wit Katie?
Is it cause she’s beautiful, pretty, n hot
Not scrawny, pimply, n look'n like she’s doin pot?
Afta I met Katie, its no wonda I got over you so fast.
She’s fun, considerate, n just so much of a blast.

Oh, n did I forget ta mention she has 2 more points up on you:
Not only does she have a funky ass butt,
But she’s also not a slut.

I hate ta do this,
But ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. 
That’s right bitch, you dropped me, now I drop you. 
You know tha say'n, whatever goes around, comes back ta haunt you.

Back tha hell up n get away from me. 
I don’t associate wit someone who’s five-letta nickname begins wit ‘B’ 

So this is it 
this is tha end 
I could say its been fun but that’d make me a big fat Hen.


    Source: geocities.com/sumbudy_2002