Anonymous Suedeoholics


The junkies are all around...

They can usually be found at Suedeland, a big connection point of the underworld. These "suedeheads" as they call themselves, drag eachother further and further down the addiction slide. Since you are reading this now, I am sure you know what I am talking about. The internet suede communities grow each day, hideous junkies cling together and makes life a living hell!
"But hey who cares. We do like suede, and we don't care if it's bad for us!"
Listen children, one day you will thank us for helping you out of your addiction. The easiest way is to follow our 12 step program. Do not expect to see results too early, we might have to add that about 98% never get cured, but hey... you get your daily suede dose for free! Bookmark this site, you know you need us.

// Sweat Landerson, Head Boy


 
 

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