Dear Diary, Here are some Haiku about people in Elwood City. I hope they never see these! |
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Prunella Oh, poor Prunella. You'll never catch a boyfriend With cootie catchers! |
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Arthur We looked for the snake. Red band near black, black near red? Whew! Not poisonous!! |
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D.W. I made you a swan Out of paper; be my sis? No way, you're a brat! |
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Brain You thought I'd mess up When making our dinosaur Ha! I sure fooled you! |
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Binky You try to act tough But you're afraid to fight me, Butterfly chaser! |
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Fern Female Sherlock Holmes You found Muffy's lost bracelet At your sleepover. |
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Jenna Oh, zitty kitty You stand there with stringy hair Wearing pilgrim shoes. |