Huzzah! Easy G's!
Behold my creation you pathetic mere lambs of Satan. On this holy grail of a site you will find many knowledgeable facts and views which you may not argue with. If you disagree with what I have to say in any way then in the words of Pauline from The League Of Gentlemen, “Piss off!”
I produced a website before but it was a hulking mass of dog shit, so therefore I decided to create a new hulking mass of dog shit only with a touch more class.
As you can see with my lesser knowledge of JavaScript and HTML, I'm consigned to forever making steaming pathetic masses of septic wounds like this that you see before you in my spare time (of which I have too much).
However, we must not moan and we must be hasty for much is to be done, if I’m to be Bill Gate's next right hand man.
On this particular shite...erm, site you'll find out about me, my life, my interests, my hobbies, my sex life.... or not. Plus for your viewing benefit I will proceed to teach you about many new (and old) bands which deserve to be acknowledged and provide you with many poorly spelt and grammatically incorrect articles on my beliefs, views and arguments on interesting topics such as a red-backed turtle's dietary habits. A little bit of whatever I want goes here, so be forewarned, this could become quite messy. |
