Episode 11: The Test SCENE ONE EXT. ---PARK---NIGHT (LATE) SCOTT pacing outside the park’s entrance, bums and freeloaders pass by, then DAVID steps out and goes to SCOTT. SCOTT It’s take you that long to use the bathroom?! DAVID Child it wasn’t that long SCOTT Two hours?! DAVID Ok, had to shit and throw up, you Forget I’m sick! Now let’s go! SCOTT Wait I have to tie my shoes! DAVID First you are fussing about me using the bathroom and now you’re taking your God damn time tying shoes! SCOTT Excuse me for not tripping on my ass! DAVID SCOTT You know you should thank me for going with ya DAVID I should, but you ain’t doin’ me no Favor, I’m a big boy, ya know! SCOTT Who gets his ass in trouble than any little boy! DAVID They’re tied, now let’s go! SCOTT Ok, ok shit….. They leave SCENE ENDS SCENE TWO INT. ------ GARY’S OFFICE -----DAYTIME Both GREG and GARY are cuddled together in the office floor. GARY wakes sees GREG by him in his office, naked and realize what happened staggers up and quickly puts his clothes, trying not to wake him. GARY Not such a hard sleeper GREG How could I? So I wasn’t dreaming….. GARY It seems like one? GREG Tell me, you’re awesome man! GARY Thank you? But don’t spread it! GREG Why not I feel as if I want to tell the world! GARY The world can wait a while. Getting up and approaches him GREG Yeah we have each other…now! Kisses him, awkward he slowly pulls away. GARY Let’s put a rain check on that now… I’m in the mood for coffee you want some? GREG Later…ah, did you really wanted to do this with me? GARY Um, let’s not get into that GREG If you didn’t why did you continue it? GARY Can I please get some coffee in peace? GREG No man I want to know! Finishes making coffee GARY Know what?! Grabs his arm GREG Was this a mistake for you! (Beat) GARY No, I guess! GREG squeezes his waist and kisses him SCENE ENDS SCENE THREE INT. ---NIKKI AND CARLA’S APARTMENT---NIGHT NIKKI and CARLA looks at a home pregnancy box on there table. Awkwardly NIKKI So….. CARLA So…. NIKKI I should open it, right? CARLA Uh yeah, you bought the damn thing! NIKKI We have to find out if or if not? CARLA There’s only one way to know NIKKI I mean suppose, it’s says it is when it isn’t or it says it isn’t when it is or…. CARLA You wanted to get this test thing, when I said to just do it the way my grandmama taught us with the vinegar and leaf. NIKKI First off, I am not putting that leafy crap and cat piss on my vagina! CARLA You can use a store brand cheap shit verses my grandmama’s NIKKI Carlie, this is one of the most important we have to take our time with this CARLA Then damnit, let’s go to the Doctor… NIKKI I’m not havin’ some strange man looking Up me CARLA We’ll get a woman! NIKKI I don’t want that either! CARLA Ya gotta do something, Poogie! An answer Ain’t gonna come by starin’ at a box NIKKI We try! (Beat) NIKKI (CONT'D) Ok! Ok! Just let me go to the bathroom first! Goes to front door CARLA The bathroom’s inside NIKKI I want privacy! Slams the door SCENE ENDS SCENE FOUR INT. --- B'N'B DINNING AREA ---DAYTIME SCOTT tiredly lays his head on the table; enters ANTHONY who goes to wake him. SCOTT Don’t ask! ANTHONY Don’t need to, hell you’re catching more Zzs here then upstairs. SCOTT Two hours of sleep isn’t much rest. ANTHONY This gotta end, I mean you’re only not his personal help! SCOTT he’s not in the right mind even care! ANTHONY What are you his psychologist?! SCOTT I’m just trying to help him ANTHONY Why can't you confront him on this? SCOTT I’d do better with a mad dog forming In the mouth than with him and you can’t talk, you’re in necessarily innocent doin’ extra work outside of the café? ANTHONY I’m different, I don’t want blow my cover with him! SCOTT Cover? Cover for what? ANTHONY Ya know….. That’s he’s… SCOTT The only thing you have to you do Is not tell him or anybody…. JESSE barges in JESSE Hey I heard this place has good food! Noticing SCOTT’S condition JESSE Rough night! ANTHONY ( To JESSE) Plus! And all you have to do is tell him to step off, besides why would that be so beneficial that’s he doesn’t know I know! JESSE I wanna don’t know! DAVID enters and interrupts DAVID Know about what? SCOTT Because he doesn’t need to! Gets up and staggers to buffet table DAVID Who needs to know?! JESSE Don’t look at me, I just came to eat! ANTHONY Nothing! Smiles JESSE And I thought sadist had it rough! DAVID Well I’ll tell ya, I slept like a baby last night! JESSE After last a pack of camels and a bottle of Vodka I was out as a log. ANTHONY From how late you came in, seemed you had a better night than me. DAVID Only to my secret spot! ANTHONY Where at? DAVID Club Bridges. JESSE I thought the café was you’re spot? DAVID No, no, no, that’s where I get free drinks. True! DAVID It’s my home away from home! All us girls and the guys in the Atlanta or the south even converse, 24/7! JESSE Isn’t that where that drags…Bobbie? DAVID The female impersonator you’re talking is Barbi, the second best bitch in the south, Moiu being first! DAVID(CONT'D) And of course, you’re husband was a saint for accompanying me, thank him for me when you get a chance.. ANTHONY Will do. They go to buffet DAVID I know he must’ve been exhausted trying to keep up with an old but vibrant girl! JESSE And where is she? DAVID Watch it, Papa bear I bite! JESSE So do I! DAVID Ooo, that could be fun, but don’t let my husband know! Speaking of the devil, where is he? Or should I say was? ANTHONY Didn’t see him this morning? JESSE I repeat, I just came to eat! He goes by SCOTT DAVID Eat up you’re growing boy with a Baby on the way JESSE So they tell me! NIKKI then enters DAVID And talk about coincidence! Well howdy Mama bear, just talkin with Papa bear! Here’s since we maybe eatin for two this morning! Handing her a plate NIKKI Save it! Snatches DAVID Cramps startin’ already? NIKKI Not where you think! Holding her head DAVID I’m confused is that what suppose to happened when you’re! NIKKI I don’t know yet! DAVID What are you waiting for, go take that Goddamn test! NIKKI It ain’t that easy Davy? DAVID To let you know, you don’t have to Go to a doctor, they do sale boxes of…. NIKKI I got one at home! DAVID Then what’s the problem?! JESSE Don’t tell me you need more! NIKKI Nothing but a fresh wand of cat piss in my vagina can cure?! DAVID Don’t look at me JESSE Is that some dyke thingy for checking babies? NIKKI No! But that’s grandmama’s old remedy for finding if ya hitched! DAVID Ok, try that! NIKKI You’ve been drinking rum for breakfast again? DAVID Heavens, do something the suspense is killing me! NIKKI This ain’t as easy for me now that’s Why Enters GARY DAVID What are you doin’ home early? Goes to him GARY Early? I’ve just gone in. DAVID Whatever! Go talk some sense with this Lady, up here worrying me with cat’s milk in vagina or Whatever… do something ‘cause I’m too young to be a Gary-haired old Auntie! Shoves back GARY Look I’ve pulled in an all-nighter trying to keep what I have running and I’m tired can we discuss this later, please?! Thank you?! Slowly walks out CUT TO: ANTHONY So it was drag queens SCOTT A lot more! ANTHONY I’d bet! JESSE No I think he’s hinting about the Bridge’s other Barb, and white lady and Crystal! ANTHONY Drag queens! JESSE Nope, but they also can make you happy, along with the usual Dick n Johns. GREG walks in GREG Where the grub in famished! Goes to the buffet table GARY stands staring at him SCENE ENDS SCENE FIVE INT. ------GREG’S OFFICE-----DAYTIME While GREG talks n the phone with client, a pissed GARY comes in and Stand by him until he’s done. GREG What’s up? (Beat) GREG (CONT'D) Ok, my needling case is at home soon If you’re gonna blame me for any needle to ass accident….. GARY Did you get enough to eat this morning? GREG Yeah! GARY Let me rephrase that what where you doing?! GREG Eating breakfast as I always do! What’s going on? GARY Don’t play stupid! GREG Stupid! This about what we did last night? GREG Thought you weren’t bothered? GARY I never said I wasn’t! GREG So you were bothered! GARY No you asked me if I’d regret it, and then, no! Now! GREG Now what?! Oh, you rather be with Air than some one that’ll actually GARY There’s no fucking contest, now what happened last night! GREG Thank you for calling me a whore! GARY No….. GREG Then what?! Just then LEAH walks in LEAH I came early so we can get a good seat you know how they are in Buckhead’s finest dinery…. Sees GREG and GARY expression LEAH (CONT'D) Uh, oh, I’ve walked in something wicked GREG No dear, just our usual difference of ideas! Walks her out SCENE ENDS SCENE SIX INT. --- POLICE PRECINCT/NIKKI APARTM’T ---DAYTIME CARLA does paper work phone rings NIKKI Hey! CARLA Finished using the bathroom, I hear. NIKKI I had to breathe CARLA (STATION) It would’ve been better you’ve told me that before you left! NIKKI V/O I know, I’m sorry but I had so much on me with this baby if it is CARLA There’s a way to find…. NIKKI V/O I’m not gonna say again I ain’t Gonna go to no doctor nor use some Cah cah maney cat piss…. CARLA (STATION) I was gonna suggest that damn box you bought! NIKKI V/O Yeah it’s just…. CARLA (STATION) Honey we gotta do something and whatever problem you have deal! NIKKI V/O You’re right! (Beat) NIKKI V/O I’ll see you tonight. CARLA (STATION) No running to the bathroom? NIKKI (APARTM’T) No mother! CARLA (STATION) Don’t tempt me, girl! NIKKI (APARTM’T) Gonna use your huff and stick?! CARLA Let’s save that later for the celebration! NIKKI (APARTM’T) We’ll see! CARLA No, it will be! SCENE ENDS SCENE SEVEN INT. ------BnB LOBBY ------THAT NIGHT CARLA sits on sofa talking to GARY paying no attention. CARLA Shit, she did it again first this morning with the bathroom, now she’s dodging me at her own job! Me! ANTHONY walks by carrying a broom and dust pan. ANTHONY Man, talk about cold feet! CARLA Well it’s ridiculous and so Nikki! Treats everything like a cute little project… Seeing GARY‘S inattentiveness CARLA (CONT'D) Are you even listening?! GARY Yeah...terrible! CARLA Gee, thanks for your input! GARY Sorry, if you haven’t noticed, I’m not myself a lot on my mind. CARLA It must be, you usually can't resist sticking your nose into any of my issue! ANTHONY And you did have that merger with whatever. GARY No, That went fine there. ANTHONY Must be something or some one else. And it’s not hard to guess who. CARLA Or why! GARY Sorry, It’s not David. CARLA Well are you gonna tell us? Have me miss my story! GARY Maybe later. I’m gonna to take a walk. See ya guys! Gets up and goes out ANTHONY Poor guy! He’s working his last nerve! CARLA Who’s that? ANTHONY David. CARLA He’s working everyone one nerves. What’s new?! ANTHONY True enough but, does he have any Idea what’s going on? I mean as much as he loves him…. CARLA Baby, I don’t think he cares. ANTHONY As much he cares about anything else around here CARLA That’s why you’re doing his work? ANTHONY Huh?! CARLA You don’t normally moonlight here? ANTHONY I-I’m just helping them out since there slacking CARLA Why, you never did it before. ANTHONY Just seeing ANTHONY No haven’t CARLA And whose fault is that?! DAVID and SCOTT walk out DAVID Well it isn’t mine! CARLA (To Herself) So you say! DAVID Watcha talkin bout? ANTHONY ...talkin’! DAVID Not about me, I hope! At least nothing bad! ANTHONY Always! DAVID (To CARLA) So is my niece or nephew doin’ well? ANTHONY She is trying to figure that out now. CARLA If I could find her. DAVID She’s still hiding’? Shit she was here earlier Today……y’all need to do something CARLA Gee thanks for the advice! DAVID I’m just mentioning what I’d do. I am a believer of honesty. Has anyone seen Gary? I swear he’s been like a rabbit recently! Popping in and out! CARLA Takes one to know one! DAVID What’s that sweetie? CARLA He went upstairs! DAVID Poor man’s probably bushed, I better Not disturb him! Just tell him I went out for awhile, (To ANTHONY), can I borrow your husband again tonight? He’s helped me out the last time and I thought maybe he could help me again ANTHONY Why not, I’ll just finish sweeping his floor and cleaning your dining room! DAVID Thank and you’re doing a great job, better than you other half! He peck him on the check DAVID (CONT'D) I don’t know what I’d do without y’all. He and SCOTT walk out ANTHONY SCENE ENDS SCENE EIGHT INT. ---THE CAFÉ (OFFICE) ------ THAT NIGHT NIKKI nervously sits looking at papers, JESSE open the door, she ducks comes in puts something down heads for the door, and then stops. JESSE She’s gone been gone for over two hours you can come out! Gets up NIKKI I was looking for my pen! JESSE The one on your desk? NIKKI Jesse, I’m ok so can you just leave it?! JESSE Looks more like you were hiding, but then again I could be wrong. NIKKI Well you are, now if you can excuse me! JESSE No problem! Any consolation I know what it’s like to have cold feet. NIKKI What?! JESSE The is you is or is you ain’t havin a baby issue? NIKKI Well let set the record straight, I am! JESSE So you took it?! NIKKI Jesse, why are you still here?! JESSE Because I want to know if my little package made it in. NIKKI Goodbye Jesse! JESSE I know what it feel like though. NIKKI Uh, no you don’t! JESSE I’m not talking about that, having your heart set on something so many times and it not coming to being. NIKKI Spear me the story and leave! JESSE But it wouldn’t be fun and you won’t Get the point! I stayed with my mother until I was ten or eleven and she had me stay with my so-called father bad idea! NIKKI Jesse! JESSE Wait, here’s the good part. I left at on my sixteenth birthday, as a gift for myself from potential abuse and crap, so I went to my grandparent’s thinking they’d take me. Didn’t give a shit about me. JESSE Then on I didn’t trust anyone NIKKI Ok, I had I rough time….. JESSE But you don’t have to have the same luck I did! In fact, you have a better opportunity, and you’re afraid of a measly test?! NIKKI This isn’t one! JESSE You’re treating it like is! You can't find anything out by hiding and dreaming! You have to face whatever comes up! NIKKI It’s not easy to! JESSE But it’s better than wondering. Besides, I have more if needed! He walks out SCENE ENDS SCENE NINE EXT. ---PARK---NIGHT (LATER) SCOTT and DAVID walks at the park entrance DAVID …..Ooo I wanna stop here for a minute?! SCOTT Why does this place seem familiar? DAVID It’s the park stupid! SCOTT And we’re not going the play ball. DAVID No, I have to use the little boy’s room…. SCOTT We’re less than a less from home you never thought wait until then? DAVID I want to use it now! SCOTT Do you also have in ulcer too! DAVID When I have to go I’m gonna go I don’t wait for non one or nothing! SCOTT Unfortunately I do! DAVID Oh you’ll be ok just sit here and wait. Think of it this way, you’re doing this for a good cause. Walk to bathroom SCOTT Put a gun over my head! He sits down, as seemingly all-male on goers passes by him making him more uncomfortable. SCENE ENDS SCENE TEN INT. --- B'N'B LOBBY------ THAT NIGHT ANTHONY tiredly finishes up then park at the sofa, GARY comes in sees him bushed. GARY What’s up, sport?! ANTHONY Pooped! GARY Ahh, you and Scotty had another session … ANTHONY Far from it! Was just finishing in here. GARY I see. ANTHONY Yep, had extra time… I was bored and thought to give you guys some help in here… GARY That’s oddly nice of you! ANTHONY Yes, siree! GARY Very oddly of you! And why am I not buying that? ANTHONY Dunno, you don’t want to… GARY So Scotty is doing fine…. I mean, he’s not slacking off or anything? ANTHONY Uh, No...What are you getting at? GARY I can wonder about my favorite nephew? since we’ve never spent much time since you’ve been here. ANTHONY I’m at the Café and you’re killing to birds…. GARY Try twelve hundred and it feels like more! No, it just seems unlike you to be worried about stuff that’s gonna eventually be done. ANTHONY Just doing my part, you never know when something may happen…. GARY You foresee this trouble on the horizon ANTHONY Just…concerned! Ya know, you here and your other venture and David with his um…. GARY With his what? ANTHONY Uh, Nothing! GARY Something going on you’re not telling! ANTHONY No, just that David’s being…David! And I’m w-worried…about him and you! GARY Ok…you’re an odd kid, but we’re ok, I Guess, other than a trip to the Cancun wouldn’t cure…where is David ANTHONY He’s…out with Scott doing some… Errands! GARY Errands, at quarter till ten! ANTHONY What can you say! David being David! GREG walks in holding some papers GREG Camping out without s’mores? GARY nervously looks over at him ANTHONY Just chilling? What’s up?! GREG Dropping off a few notes for class tomorrow GARY gets up GARY Thanks, how was lunch?! GREG Lunch, we had the lobster and steak. GARY Must’ve been a New York porterhouse, You didn’t come back! GREG Had some business at home that needed to be finished, since everything GARY So is everything done? GREG More than it is at the office. GARY About that…. GREG Don’t worry, I’m not gonna bother anymore I’ll just come to work and leave… GARY Don’t be crazy, look, GREG It was more to that for me, but GARY See you in the morning? GREG Yeah...see ya in the morning! He leaves, ANTHONY notice their expression, as he goes back to him ANTHONY Anything special? GARY Nothing, office business! ANTHONY SCENE ENDS SCENE ELEVEN EXT. ---PARK---NIGHT (LATER) A fidgety SCOTT, finally goes into the dark small, bathroom looking for DAVID He bumps into someone and has his ass felt as he walks into a sex orgy. SCOTT V/O Hey hands off! MALE V/O Excuse me Miss Thing, you’ll get your turn! SCOTT V/O No thanks you As he pass one another guy come up to him MALE V/O Hello baby! SCOTT V/O I don’t think so! Pass him quickly as he bumps into DAVID SCOTT Did it all come out good? Not recognizing him DAVID That depends on you… DAVID (CONT'D) H-honey, I said I was gonna be a minute! SCOTT Maybe longer than that from what I see! Some emergency! DAVID This was just a spontaneous reaction… SCOTT You have literately have a room for this! Make that several! DAVID You think I’m crazy enough to do it there! SCOTT No you just drag me here thinking I were using it?! DAVID Which I am! SCOTT I mean…hey I told you no! Now go somewhere, will ya?! MALE V/O No one is going anywhere! Shines a flashlight followed by other flashlight and a group of undercover cops apprehending the participants including SCOTT and DAVID. SCENE ENDS SCENE TWEVLE INT. ---POLICE OFFICE--- THAT NIGHT Both SCOTT and DAVID sit as a police cop writes there report. SCOTT Thanks a lot Davy! DAVID I wasn’t the one hollering like a banshee! SCOTT The guy was touching my ass! DAVID Like you never had your ass touched! SCOTT Not by a stranger in the park’s bathroom?! DAVID It wouldn’t have happened if you’d stayed Outside and waited! SCOTT For what?! So you can bust your nuts while I wait outside for how many hours…. DAVID I was not gonna be that long! SCOTT Like I said you could’ve waited ‘till You got home! DAVID I don’t wait to get what I want SCOTT No you just go out and make an ass out of yourself and bring other people down with you! DAVID Well it wouldn’t happen if you’d just stay you were… POLICE Come on ladies you’ll have time to Catch up on your girl talk after I’m Finished! DAVID Well I hope you have the decency to call Carla! SCOTT Why, she has enough children to deal with! DAVID So we’re gonna sit here like two dirty Convicts in this… SCOTT No I got someone coming! DAVID Who! SCOTT Oh, don’t worry it’s not Gary! DAVID I wasn’t worried about that, I just wanted to know who! SCOTT Wouldn’t be the first time you didn’t worry about him...or anyone else! DAVID And that suppose to imply…. SCOTT Just what I said! DAVID Look, I will say this only one time And one time only! I am a big boy I can take care of myself, you or one one don’t have to hold my hand! SCOTT You surely give a great example tonight! ANTHONY walks in and talks to one of the officers who point them out ANTHONY You guys may wanna take up residency here you’re here more times than a repeat offender! DAVID Oh, thank god you came! Hugs him DAVID Just you right? ANTHONY Me and four hundred dollars, there goes my new convertible! DAVID I’ll get it back to ya, I swear? ANTHONY It’s cool, as long you guys are ok. DAVID As long as we’re getting out…. I’m heavenly SCOTT Speak for yourself! DAVID Oh, he’s just a little riffled…I had to explain some ANTHONY Well, we may have to wait on getting out they have to work out some…they say you guys are in for lewd behavior…. DAVID Which was a misunderstanding….even the men in uniform can't resist me. SCOTT rolls his eyes and shakes his head DAVID And don’t worry poor ole Scottie just came in at the wrong time…. SCOTT Yeah, I should’ve stayed home! ANTHONY It would be long…. SCOTT Thank god! (To POLICE), bathroom please! The police nods and he goes to bathroom DAVID After this, I’m going home to take a long bath, did you finish ? ANTHONY Yeah, DAVID I knew auntie can always depend on her nephews! SCENE ENDS SCENE THIRTEEN INT. --- GREG(S OFFICE(DAYTIME GARY walks by his office sees him working, feeling a little guilty, he enters. GREG How’s it going, partner? GARY Just uh, checking on you. GREG I’m good. GARY Well, that’s great! GREG Yep, it is. (Beat) GARY Awesome….so, no problem one sense… GREG Didn’t we discuss this last night….. GARY No, not that…J.Bucks. GREG That! I’m still here, unfortunately, they Are too…I know it’s get better?! GARY It always does! GREG Other than that I’m doing...swell! GARY Groovy! (Beat) GARY Davy’s got into a little trouble but And knowing him…. GREG Ole Davy! GARY Doesn’t learn! I’m worried about him He’s been…well out of the weather Than the usual ole Davy. GREG Sorry to hear that. But as you say many Times, you have to love him like a puppy. GARY Yeah… (Beat) GARY We all love dogs! Laughs awkwardly GARY Had a nice time with Leah?! GREG Look, I’m busy right now, come back later, will ya?! GARY Yeah, sorry man! About to leave stands and look back at him GARY I really don’t want a puppy! Goes to him and kisses him SCENE ENDS INT. ---THE CAFE ---DAYTIME DAVID sits chatting with patrons and JESSE who is behind, as usual. ANTHONY rushes in JESSE Don’t worry you’re five minutes early! Like you could tell ANTHONY Yeah and I want to eat before I get in? DAVID Why didn’t you go to MacDonald’s? ANTHONY Afternoon traffic in Atlanta?! DAVID Scottie didn’t make anything? ANTHONY It’s hard for him to make breakfast or lunch if he’s didn’t get up until one! Luckily I did some work so he won’t be behind! JESSE You didn’t try to cook! ANTHONY No I called some catering services! DAVID It’s not good workin’ skills on his part! You know what they say, early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy wealthy and mine! JESSE I don’t remember B.F. have that in mind. DAVID Who’s talkin’ about Benji I’m talkin about me! ANTHONY What’s new? DAVID What’s the matter? Everything covered! ANTHONY And wouldn’t have to if he’d stayed home last night. JESSE Yeah, I heard you played jailbird, again. To bad I wasn’t there. DAVID Would’ve been better company. That Husband of your was winding like a Baby….. ANTHONY Could understand and he’s not my husband! DAVID You must’ve had a big one afterwards last night…. ANTHONY We were too tired to look at each other Besides I’m hungry! DAVID I thought everything all well and done? ANTHONY For last night maybe but right I’m too busy to care! DAVID I hope I didn’t make you upset! ANTHONY No, you’re pissing me for along with a lot people, so if you don’t let me place my order. DAVID I don’t know what you’re husband or whatever you want to call him told you, but I’m to blame for everything! ANTHONY No one told me anything a dumb and blind person can see what you’re problem is! DAVID I don’t have a problem! ANTHONY No but everyone gets fucked up around you! If you can't see that then I feel sorry for you! He leaves, bumps into CARLA who just enters CARLA Did I miss something? DAVID No, sweetie, but somebody else missed some sleep! JESSE Late lunch crowd, as usual. DAVID Let me finish my little punch and get going. It seems I’m getting to be a jinx for some people! JESSE So we should call you lucky black cat! DAVID Blue velvet maybe! But that may fuck someone up even more. CARLA What you have on is fine. DAVID If you weren’t expecting… CARLA I’m not! What would you do? DAVID She chickened out again! CARLA No I’m not carrying! JESSE She’s taking the test. CARLA I hope she is or was for the last hour DAVID Ooo, we’re gonna have a baby JESSE And if I’m not! CARLA Let’s not talk about that! DAVID This like New Years Eve in time square Only small southern lesbian bar, and it’s May! NIKKI drags in DAVID, CARLA and JESSE catches her expression DAVID Shot, I am bad luck! CARLA Lord, Jess get a pint of JD. Make that Two! NIKKI Why to hurt your baby? DAVID Oh my lord! I’m an auntie! They hug her. JESSE Time like this I wish I had some Cubans. DAVID Me too and some Mexicans and a few Argentines. JESSE Here, take! Hands him another drink JESSE In fact everyone gets one! He calls out ANTHONY, who comes out JESSE (To NIKKI) Here! JESSE Don’t worry, if he has my blood he’ll be ok! All celebrate THE END We’re Half Way There… Episode Eleven: The Test By Bryant Mclemore 1