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"NOT OK" MUSIC VIDEO!!!


While surfing the web for balloons and party supplies, I ran across
this fan-made music video!!! I think it's from their Los Angeles
show at the Billiard Inn sometime ago!!!

This site is where I will put information about the band Stumpy.
Soon it will include some poems I've written about the band members, and some fan-fiction too.
I am working on a script where the band Stumpy steals Airwolf.. it's gonna be so rad,
Stinky Pete tricks Stringfellow by pretending to be Ernest Brognine.

 




Stinky Pete:

Pete grew up in a small town outside of Pismo Beach, where the days of his youth were spent mostly blowing up clams with firecrackers. During his high school years, Pete excelled at the cow chip toss, and was a hopeful for the 1992 US Olympic Team. Sadly, the sport never took off, and the Olympic Committee decided to go with synchronized swimming instead.

After Pete's dreams of Olympic gold were dashed, he descended into a spiral of self-destruction - overdosing numerous times on over-the-counter laxatives and spending his days trying to create the "perfect throwing chip". After four years, Pete finally realized he had hit rock bottom. Hands covered in cow flop (hence the nickname "Stinky Pete"), Pete boldly decided to move to L.A. to pursue a career in music.

Pete promptly lent his voice to the seminal punk rock outfit, Uncle Voltron, and for a while enjoyed some moderate success with the band. Following the now legendary "Vegas Incident" (which is surprisingly not considered a crime there), Pete decided to maintain a low profile, and returned home to live with his parents. There, he spent his days watching scrambled porn, and beating himself with a stick for sexual pleasure.

His hiatus at an end, Pete now resides in beautiful San Diego where he works as an accountant for Bank of America (shhh…they don't know about the Vegas thing). Pete spends his free time promoting cock fights in Tijuana, where he's know as "El Boracho".


 



ERNEST BORGNINE

Ernest Borgnine was born Ermes Effron Borgnine on January 24, 1917 in Hamden, Connecticut. His parents were Charles and Anna Borgnine, who immigrated from Carpi, a small town in Northern Italy at the turn of the century. As a child, Borgnine enjoyed watching sports, especially boxing, but acting did not interest him.

In 1935, following his graduation from high school, Borgnine was uncertain about his future and he entered the Navy. He stayed in the Navy for ten years and returned home in 1945 still undecided about a career. After toiling at a few jobs at local factories, his mother suggested that he try acting since he had such a forceful personality. He took her advice seriously and promptly enrolled at the Randall School of Drama in Hartford.

Borgnine finished his courses at the Randall School of Drama and joined Robert Porterfield's famous Barter Theater in Abington, Virginia. He worked four years at the theater playing every type of role imaginable and doing odd jobs around the theater. His big break came in 1949 when he made his acting debut on Broadway playing a male nurse in the play "Harvey".

Beginning in 1962 and ending in 1966, Borgnine played the leading role in the popular television series "McHale's Navy". Borgnine would return to television in 1984 in the action series AirWolf and in 1995 in the comedy The Single Guy. He also appeared in several television movies.



HAIKU!!

STINKY PETE
so much grace and smell
i am powerless against your song
not airwolf, it's pete

CHUCK WAGON
songs are so silly
stump is so very angry?
please no solos, Chuck.

DOCTOR FURIOUS
you shop at the GAP,
are you always furious?
such amazing hair

STUMP
i know the ballbags,
do you know your spelling sucks?
you paint such strange things



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