<=Jim Ross=>

Ladies and gentlemen,are you ready for the FWW to invade your living room once again?! I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler as usual ready to call the action tonight. King,what do you think about the card for Smackdwon tonight?

<*>The King<*>

J.R.,you know that I'm always ready for a night filled with blood,sweat,and puppies,but tonight's gonna be different. Do you know who we're gonna see in the ring tonight J.R.?

<=Jim Ross=>

Well,King,I know we're gonna be seeing a lot of good talent in that ring,but who in particular are you talking about?

<*>The King<*>

J.R.,who else would I be talking about? Tonight,we get to see The Undertaker wrestle in the ring against The Son of Ganish Harpinder. I can't wait to see what surprises Big Evil has up his sleeves this time.

<=Jim Ross=>

Oh great. Our prayes are answered. The Undertaker's wrestling tonight.

<*>The King<*>

That's it J.R. Look on the bright side.

<=Jim Ross=>

Well,King,it sounds like we're about to hear some words from your buddy The Undertaker. Jonathon Coachman is standing by with The Deadman right now. Let's take you back there.

[The shot of The King and Jim Ross fades out and goes to the backstage area where we see Jonathon Coachman is standing with a microphone in hand and standing next to The Undertaker,who is sitting on his vintage Harley Davidson motor cycle. Coach sees that he's ready to go and turns towards The Undertaker.]

.:The Coach:.

Folks,I am standing here next to the man who is fighting The Son of Ganish,Harpinder,tonight on Smackdown. This man is of course The Undertaker. Now,Undertaker,we all realise that you came out and challenged Harpinder to beat respect into him for making fun of Vince McMahon. Is that the only reason you wanted this match with Harpinder?

<>The Undertaker<>

Coach,you should be on your face right now worshipping me just like Apu does to that little elephant.

.:The Coach:.

Actually,his name's Harpinder.

<>The Undertaker<>

Did I say that I cared? No,I thought that I made it clear to you and Harpinder that I don't care who he is or what that elephant is. Now onto what I was asying Coach. You and the rest of the fans should be on their faces thanking me for going out there and defending America. That's the one and only thing that Harpinder and I can agree on Coach. Almost all Americans ar filthy disguting trailer park trash. But,I came out there and confronted Harpinder to defend Vince McMahon and to teach Harpinder about respect. You see,by making fun of America in general,that was more than disrespect. That was sheerly brutal. That's the main reason I went out there and yelled back at Harpinder Coach. Not for the fans,or the wrestlers backstage,and definitely not for you. That's what I do best Coach. I teach people about respect and what happens when I feel disrespected.

<>The Undertaker<>

Coach,I showed Vampiro just what happens when I get disrepected on Raw this week. Now,I just found more raw meat for this pit bull to gnaw on. And I'll make sure that the next thing Harpinder sees after the closing bell hits is that big assed dancing elephant. Now get out of my way. I'm going to the ring.

[The Undertaker turns on his motorcycle and revs it up,causing The Coach to jump back in fright. The Undertaker then roars past and makes his way towards the ring are.]

.:The Coach:.

Well,J.R. and King,he's heading out there. Looks like he's your problem now.

<=Jim Ross=>

Oh darn. King we have to go to a commercial. But folks,when we come back we will be hearing from The Undertaker.

COMMERCIAL BREAK....

[The show comes back from the commercial to show the fans still booing The Undertaker. Their boos begin to grow as Undertaker's voice is heard over the loudspeakers saying "Deadman Walking."]

[Limp Bizkit's hit sogn "Rollin'" then blares over the loudspeakers as the fans continue to boo. The entrance curtain then opens up as The Undertaker rides onto the stage atop his Harley Davidson.]

<*>The King<*>

J.R.,you should be the main man that knows Harpinder has some real trouble on his hands tonight when he goes against The Undertaker.

<=Jim Ross=>

Well,King,The Undertaker may have some trouble with Harpinder tonight. Who knows?

<*>The King<*>

That sounds like disrespect to me J.R.

[By now,The Undertaker has come down the entrance ramp and started circling the ring. Lillian Garcia enters the ring and makes the ring announcements as Big Evil parks his bike and makes his way up the ring steps.]

~{*}~Lillian Garcia~{*}~

Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome down to the ring,from Death Valley,he is The Undertaker!

[Undertaker climbs through the ropes and takes the microphone away from Lillian Garcia then chases her out of the ring. He pats his hand on the mic to make sure it works and leanes on the ring ropes.]

<=Jim Ross=>

You see King,that's what I don't like about The Undertaker. He just uses his size advantage to scare smaller people.

<*>The King<*>

That's what I always liked the most about him J.R.

[The music begins to die down and the lights return to their whitish color as Undertaker begins to talk over the booing fans in the crowd.]

<>The Undertaker<>

Well,well,well. It looks like you people still haven't smartened up too much. I come out to this ring and I hear people yelling at me and booing me. Why is it that you hate the people that try to do something nice for you. I mean,none of you retards were doing anything to stop Harpinder when he was insulting,not only Vince McMahon,but America. You all were just sitting on your asses listening to him and every once in a while start booing. What is wrong with that picture? I on the other hadn,heard the kind of crap that Harpinder Been Burrito was saying out here and I took action. More than what anybody else in the locker room was doing. They were all just sitting on their butts saying to each other "Man,someone should do something about him." Well,it looks like somebody did."

<*>The King<*>

You know he's got a point J.R.

<=Jim Ross=>

Do you really have to pat him on the back King? He's doing that enough himself.

<>The Undertaker<>

Now,Harpinder,I have a few things I want to say about you. I noticed that you haven't show your face since I made the match for tonight. It was smart of you to go into hiding. He's probably in Al Queda or something. But Harpinder,tonight when that bell rings,if you're in this ring or not,I will hunt you down and send you to see Allah boy. I plan on making it my business to take that stupid little elephant thing and shove it so far down your throat he'll be dancing in your small intestine son. In short,Harpinder,tonight,you join the list of FWW superstars that are made famous. It started out with Vampiro. Now,we're going to move one up on the rung. I dare you to step into my yard and see if you're fast enough to out run the big dog in the yard. I dare you to come stare into the eyes of The Red Devil and get ready to see the elephant.

[The Undertaker drops the microphone as his music hits again and he leaves the ring. He gets onto his motorcycle and rides towards the backstage are to get ready for his match as the show cuts to a commercial for next week's FWW Raw.]