Prologeu:

pairing: f/s, m/s/, p/s/, f/m, f/p, gandalf/souron, saruman/gandalf, bilbo/lobelia sackvile baggins, legolas/elrond, elrond/bromir, boromir/aragon, aragon/gandalf, gandalf/frodo, also CAMIO BY HARRY POTTTER!!!
summary: frodo makes a trouble d wish, how now will he heal his troubled heart?


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Frodo said in the kitchen of bag end staring at a dying fireplace whose embers flicked and fired there last dying glows and cast hues of amber and gold and orange and chainti around the wooden smile "Sigh" hr sighed for he was so lonely these days since his uncle BIlbo had gone it felt like his heart had been cleft in two and was now a useless hoven thing made of ruble and ash what was it good for? Only pain.

Frodo got up and walked to the table he was going to cut himself a slice of bread instead he collpased madly : "OH Oh oh oh oh oh oh" he moaned "Oh ohh I am in such equisite pain"

JUST then there was a knock at the door "Why whoever could that be" quarried the little hobbit "For I have had nary a visitor since yuletide" KNOCK KNOCK boomed the door agnly "Oh me oh my" moaned Frodo and he opened it. A dark shadow was there, black as night it was, black as sin, as if all the bad, dark, black things of the world has assembled together to make a form oh it was horrid looking, Frodo felt scared.

"W...w....w...w....wh....wh...wh....who are you!" he trimbled weakly. The shadowe moved. "Sow yourself!" Frodo cried widly with historia "Have you come here to damn me! To accuse me! Have not all the woes of the world already been heaped upon my quivering heart! Have not dog and cur bit my tender flesh this day with teeth of regret and jowels of steel! Oh my god! Come ye here to condum me?! agaot ai asm footi FOR I am doomed! Doomed I telly ou! Oh doomed and damned! Damned damned damned!"

"Mr Frodo" said the shadow "Its me Sam"

"Oh" said Frodo "Do come in"

"Dude" said Sam "Are you alright"

But Frodo did not answer, he was clutching sobbiing the corer of the room, in the shadowed drakness.


CHAPTER ONE: A TROUBLED wish

A/N: lol omg lol. i cryde when i wrot ethis - its the mst meaningful thing ive ever written! it follows up from yesterdays prologe plz PLZ give me ur thoughs i thinkthis is my best work!

pairing: bilbo/lobelia, frodo/sam
summary: magic happens in the garden - but 4 betteror wose?


It was a moonlight nite outside and Bibo was going for a stroll around the Bag ENd garden . He loved the garden wit its cloying scents its rich fruits, its heralds of madness, its delicate blossoms, its wild and rare flowers and blossoms - its chrisanthenums, roses, poppies, gardeenias, carnatiosn, foxglove, orcids, labias daisies, and pretty berries. It was like an earthly paradise, a palimpsest of scent and dizzying beauty, it was as though God had tumbled his marvels upon the barren earth where each had sprung up with shots of lightt o create some delicate flowerheaveny as sin

"Sigh" Bilbo sighed and moaned "Its a tragedy that on this night I should be so lonley, how now I long for a lady love, a woman to set me alight, to hold my hand in times of need, to flush crimson and scarlet if i where to whipser sweet nothings into her ear, a woman as fair as elfs, and as deep as wter, lol sigh"

Just thena rustling came fromt he bushes "WHAT'S THAT!"

A scampering noise could be heard but Bilbo flung is hand into the scenery and cluthed at something "OUT, YOU BRACKISH FIEND!" he shouted "OUT WITH YOU, HOUND OF HELL!"

he grabbed onto a piece of cloth and soon there was a rip and he held a white piece of cloth emboilred with daisies in his hand "A womans skirt??" he asked puzzled

"Bilbo Baggins" scalded a voice "You saucy rake! Give me that!"

"LOBELIA" Bilbo cried in terror but was secretlypleased - he often felt this way around Lobelia, he couldn't place it butsince they ewre children there had been somethig odd betwen them he rmembered one when they ewre just mere children they would fight and scratch and claw at eah other then lobelia would takeoff her skirts and rub against his leg in the bath he almost wished shed do it again

"What are you looking about, you queer" said Lobelia "What"

"Nothing" BIlbo stammeredd "Hers your skirt, why were you in my bushes?"

"Iw as doing magick" Lobelia said "I am as you know a white witch"

Bilbo mummueredthis was true Lobelia wasa white witch of some renoun noun far and wide for her magickal cures an dher evil spells

"I hate u Bilbo Baggins" said Lobelia "It is hihg time you gave me your smile"

"It it not mine to give!" Bilbo replied "It belongs to Frodo now"

"I will cast a spell on you " said Lobelia "I am a white witch"

"I am nofr afraid of you" said BIlbo

"OOMMMMMMMMM" said Lobelia in a monotone and she leapt about sprinkling herbs "HEAR ME, OH MOON, COME TO MY CALL, I AM THE GODDESS OF TEH HARVEST, I CALL TOYOU WITH MY POWERS, I SPEAK TO YOU OF THE SECRET SEVEN AND THE BLESSED EIGHT, I INVOKE THE PASSWORDS OF THE FIVE DANCINGCATS AND THE DOGS OF THEUNDERWORLD, I PAY HOME TO REGGAE, DEAD KING OF HALYCONIA, NEMO DAT QUOM HABET NOROLIM ASFALOTH GLORFINDEL DAMNUM INIURAE DATUM IN PATER FAMILIAS IT IS A CURSE I WANT ON THIS HOBBIT BILBO BAGGINS, OH PRINCES OF THE NIG"
BUT she was interrupted! WIth that Bilbo leapt up and smaked her face!

"YOU EVIL BITcH" said Lobelia and with that she jumped on Bilbo and stangled him!!!!!

Over and over they struggled tearing andripping and fighintg their claws in each others hair "OH BILBO!!!" shouted Lobelia in anger "OH LOBELIA"1 shouted BiLBO back wishing he could kill her but all of a sudden asn they rolled into the mud bilbos throbbing member it popped out of his pants and penereated lobelia

a little sperm swam up, it swamp up inside of her, it fifflded and diddled and wiggled insid eher until it reached her uterus ad there it blossedom and madea baby that grew there like a flower a heavy flower on filled with colour almost likethe plants ofbilbo;s graden had been carefelly inserted into Lobelia's womb a seed planted there to grow into something mystical and magickal and asit did something extra happende? For the moon goddess has harked lLobelia's call, her pale face with its shadow and quakers has dipped down low above the shimmering sea and fromt he waters called all magick ,the goddessof the moon has eclipsed the tides and shon upon HObbiton, it has on this moment graned to Lobelia a wish of its own devise, its lovely visage has hid from that of the sun beneath veils of gauzy silk clouds and satin water it is truly of magick

Lobelia hadnt noticed though, "I love you Lobelia" said BIlbo because he knew what happened

"I love you Bilbo" she said apoasstionately because she had alwys loved him

"How much do you love me" she asked esperately "Ever since my husband left I have been so sad I have been so lonely at night I am so lonely I take to my bed and weep"

With these words more magic happened in iside LObeia's womb for a witch in love is a dangerous thing! THe moon goddess made the baby grow, and grow, and it was already four months old, i twas the Childlike EMpress.

"I love you with all my heart my sin my soul" said BIlbo "you are the glasp upon my neck,the neverending furrow, it is of you to me the muses thing, you are the cornfields in summertime the arctic snows of winter, you are the stars upon the furmument of the night you are the gilt upon my echoed heart"

"Oh Bilbo" said Loeblia "Upon thisday may peace rain upon aerth"

"Yes" said BIlbo

they lay there for some moments looking atht e stars and blackend clouds. Lobela thought a cloud looked like a donkey. "LOL " bilbo said "yourso charming honey"

Tehn they kissed.


Aftewrds Bilbo helped Lobelia up and they walk hand in hand ot the smile. A stange nois can behear, like an animal snuffling. What is it? It is only FRodo crying,a nd when they walk inside, Sam is at the door

"What omg" says Sam "He just started crying'

"MY HEART! MY HEART!" weeps Frodo

BIlbo stares at him - IT IS THE RING, OH HORRID CURSE, O WICKED BURDEN!

And he knows he must not come hack here, he turn on his heel, he runs heleaves.

TBC.