AP - Amid new speculation that President Bush is in fact Lil Muffin Boy, Russian President Putin made a special trip to the White House for a conference with the popular yet troubled Bush. After a nice cup of tea and a few light hearted games of foozeball, Bush and Putin retired to the White House lawn for a chat. Most of the day was spent chatting about how Bush preferred Britney Spears while Putin was a "Shakira man myself".
However, the next day Bush and Putin made an unscheduled trip to Key West. A team of dedicated reporters tracked down the two Prezzies and were suprised to find them hiking in the mountains (still in their spiffy suits). But that's not the shocking part, the truly amazing part was their companion. It turned out to be a cute simian by the name of - you guessed it- LIL MUFFIN BOY. Apparently Bush and Putin have been getting advice on running a government and tips on attracting women from the spunky monkey.
We have obtained an exclusive photograph of Lil Muffin Boy departing the conference. You can see Bush staring up at Muffin with a schoolboyish half-grin on his face, and Putin affectionately waving goodbye to Muffin. It's been determined that Muffin can, and prefers to, fly.
Now that Lil Muffin Boy's identity is revealed, he has announced plans to write a book and is slated to appear in several movies late next year.