| X-men Issue Quotes |
| Jean: "I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as Gambit can be... those eyes, that grin, the body - it takes a girl's breath away." Scott: "Oh, really? When next the opportunity presents itself... remind me to drop a truck on him." Xavier: "Cyclops." Scott: "A big truck." Xavier: "Cyclops!" Scott: "A really big truck." Xavier: "CYCLOPS!" X-Men #1 Cyclops: "That sir, is no way to treat a lady. " Gambit: "Or Rogue neither, hein?" Beast: "My o my, talk about a man who loves to live dangerously." X-Men #1 Cyclops: "I'm sorry. My mind must have been...elsewhere." Jean: "The gutter, perhaps?" X-Men #8 Gambit to Rogue: "If I made a list of things to do "with your own two hands"--stirrin' gumbo wouldn't be on it." X-Men #8 Gambit to Bishop: "A plasma rifle against a boysenberry pie? Can you see the crazed psychopath in this picture?" X-Men #8 Bishop: "Is this wise?" Gambit: "Keep laughing or she'll kill us." X-Men #8 (After they hit Rogue in the face with a pie) Jubilee: "Why does everyone say my name like it means 'shut up'??!" X-men #10 Rogue: "You are deader than a snowman in July. An' ah mean TV movie of the week, CNN all-day coverage kinda dead!" X-Men #38 Bishop: "On the count of 'three'?" Gambit: "Why wait? Let's go on 'two'." L'il Rogue: "What's Plan B?" L'il Cyclops: "Thimple. RUN!" L'il Rogue: "That's how ya get t'be leader? By coming up with 'RUN'?! Cheeze wiz. Ah coulda said 'RUN!'" The X-Babies in X-Men #47 Li’l Bishop: “Hey, loser, don’t mess with the X-men. Even the little ones.” Li’l Gambit: “’Specially the little ones.” The X-babies in X-men #47 Beast: "Bishop! Cease and Desist! We embarked on this nocturnal excursion in order to make conversation with a fragile little barkeep flower---not to watch you mistake flirtation for espionage! Believe me, women pine not for the tall, dark, and psychotic! Good Lord, man---what's wrong with you?!?" X-men #49 Bishop: "...I don't trust you." Barkeep: I'm not real keen on you either, at the moment." X-men #49 Dark Beast: "Come now, constable. Even without the benefit of an image inducer---do I look like the suspicious type to you?" X-men #49 Dark Beast: "Ah, Bishop...This is your brain. This is your brain on holographic image." X-men #49 Iceman about Post: "I almost feel sorry for the yutz! He didn't know what hit him." Wolverine: "Sure he knows, kid. It was a mutant freight train wit' a big ol' `X' on the front." X-Men #50 Post to Iceman: "You are getting more skilled in the use of your powers every day. I almost regret having to kill you.' Iceman: "Then don't. I certainly won't say anything." X-Men #50 Gambit: "You tell me, Joseph---or Magneto---or Eric Lensherr. What name you goin by today, mon ami? X-men #58 Bishop: "When I get my hands..." Beast: Down, Bishop, down. More control---less damage." X-men #59 Bobby: "I...I know what it's like to lose a dream, doc." Cecilia: "DREAMS ARE FOR PEOPLE THAT SLEEP!" X-men #66 Iceman: "Just between you and me---I'm not really the leader type." Cecilia: "Really? Gosh, who would have guessed?" Iceman: You're being sarcastic, right?" Cecilia: "Very." X-men #66 Iceman: "I'm trying to think --" Cecilia: "Don't hurt yourself." X-Men #68 Iceman: "Hmm." Cecilia: "'Hmm in a good way or 'hmm' in a 'I think we're about to die' way?" Iceman: "'Hmm in a 'New York's never this deserted, even at this time of night' way." Marrow: "It's abandoned, like the sewers. I like it this way. Maybe some beautiful plague came by and killed all the surface---" X-men #68 Policeman: "What're those spikes, and what's it all mean? 'Get out?'" Marrow: "I left them---and it means what it says! Just how many interpretations of 'get out' are there?" X-men #68 Marrow: "Just be thankful I didn't kill you. Though the thought did cross my mind, but something stopped me. Gonna have to figure out what and exorcise it." X-men #68 Iceman: "Note- Ask Scott the trick to getting people to listen to him." X-Men #69 Iceman: "...You want it to end here and now? Fine. We're more than ready to die fighting if we have to." Cecilia: "Again with the 'die fighting?'" X-men #69 Beast to Cecilia: "It's not "Animal", miss, it's "Beast"..."Animal" is a muppet." X-Men #70 Jean: "Morning, boys! Am I interrupting an intellectual conversation, or just standard macho nonsense?" X-Men #71 Cecilia (about Maggot): No wonder he's so strong...I'd be strong too, if I had to carry that big head around all the time." Beast: "Narcissism notwithstanding, Dr. Reyes, Maggot exhibits impressive command over his powers..." Cecilia: "Really, Beast? Is that why you wrote,'...but if the boy doesn't buckle that yap of his, i may very well go psychotic?'" Beast: "'Yap' is a technical term, I assure you." X-men #74 Beast: "Cecilia is equipped with a worthless force-field, cellulite saddle bags, and an-" Cecilia: "Oh no...you did not just go there. Because if you did, I'd be forced to break my hippocratic oath and white-wash your blue behind! Ever been frostbitten in your nasal cavity? How about your brain?!?" X-men #74 Maggott: “Ag, shame... you have got to be the God-ugliest guardian angel I've ever seen.” Wolverine: “Amen, brother. So... are we havin' fun yet?” X-Men #75 Cecilia: "Yeah! Ha! That's right! You can't break me, you chumps! Bronx in the house, full effect! I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm...help." X-men #75 Cecilia: "You slapped me." Marrow: "You needed it." Cecilia: "I---oh, I might need it again...Look." X-men #75 Shadow King: "Miss Braddock?! Interesting. I had you brain dead and buried at the site of the pulse---" Psylocke: "I got better." X-Men #78 Cannonball, after Marrow throws her bones at him: "Nice. Ah'm invulnerable to yer bone thingies while ah'm blastin', Marrow...but if it makes ya feel any better..."Ouch." X-Men #79 Rogue: "Marrow! Guess this means...y'like me better'n an ugly gator...?" Marrow: "...you smell better." Rogue: "I'll take it. Thanks." X-Men #80 Nightcrawler: “Ach... I may be accustomed to third-class travel... but this is ridiculous. Antonio Bandaras would never work under these conditions.” X-Men #80 Kitty: "Uh-oh...looks like you dropped your satillite, Fabio! I'll catch it for you! Whoops! Look at that! Phased right through it! Think that's bad?...Satillite go BOOM SHOCKA BOOM." X-men #80 Marrow (to an alligator): "Bad suitcase..." X-men #80 Gambit: "I know what you're t'inkin', ma petite. Dat Gambit...still de suave one, no?" X-Men #81 Rogue: "Ah got the Russian, Storm! What 'bout the Swamp Rat?" Storm: "He is about to recieve a painful lesson in the law of gravity...and in humility...unless the good earth responds to my call." Gambit: "Ca c'est assez! Enough! I'm sorry already! Less wit' de guilt and mmore wit' de savin', chere! Rogue: "He's awful snitty f'r someone up a creek without a parachute." Storm: "True, though I imagine it is the fall talking...or the realization that I am hurling basketball-sized hailstones past his nose at niety miles-per-hour. Neither of which would have been the case if he had heeded my warnings. Gambit: "Anyone ever tell you laides you got a real talent f'r kickin' a man when he's down? Dis gone smart---" X-men #82 Gambit: "Great...now tell me...you got a barf bag in yer costume?" X-Men #84 Colossus: “Da, we wouldn't want the littlest X-Man to be blown down go boom...” Wolverine: “Go rust yerself, Tin Man.” X-Men #85 Rogue: "Bless my Southern soul, Cyclops givin' us a break? Will wonders never cease?" X-Men #95 Death: "For I am become death---" Rogue: "--The shatterer of worlds! Blah, blah, blah---like you're the only one who ever stole that quote from the Bhagavhad-Gita! This the clown you told us about, Cyke?" X-men #95 Wolverine: “You gonna 'port us again, or what?” Nightcrawler: “And risk appearing inside the wreakage -- or a fellow X-Man's body?” Wolverine: “Hmm, some interestin' possibilities there, huh?” Nightcrawler: “Is this really the time for jokes?” X-Men #86 Psylocke: "In my entire life, my girl, I have never been considered a 'muscle-head.'" Kitty: "Excuse me, but can you think of a better definition of telekinesis?" X-men #100 |