“a song about when
Joe, Rocco, Leslie and I drove down Rte 50,
got lost in Baltimore, made it out to the
beach, hated Dasani water,
played card games, Go Fish, one fish, two fish,
three fish, watched
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle,
had Ozmagasms and Weezgasms,
played
Nintendo (Home Alone and Jeopardy!), argued
over the use of the word
“melancholy…” and all in three days. Then we
came home and played
The Curse Of Monkey Island 3. When it was all
over… we survived.
We
sailed across Rte 50
We
sang Across The Sea
We
swam halfway the ocean
We
fell out of our seats
We
drank up our Dasani
We
drank up all the tea
We
played too many games of Fish
Just
one, or two, or three
We
ate a lot of donuts
We
burned a few CDs
We
got a little sunburned
Well
you, not really me
We
smoked too many other things
I
think Snoop would agree
We
lost ourselves in Ozma
In Baltimore, M.D.
We
played our prehistoric golf
And
rocked the Jeopardy!
We
screamed for Home Alone and thought:
"He
looks melancholy"
We
packed up all our bags again
We
sailed back on Rte 50
And
after all that's said was done
We
played Monkey Isle 3