Useless crap to help you to know me a little better.

Nicknames: Jellyman, DJ Slammer

Birthdate: October 14

Age: 35

Sign: Libra

Siblings: Lynda, Mark and Susan

Spouse: Cheryl

Location: Houston, TX.

Pets: Tippi the Corgi mutt

Favorite Color: Am I blue

Favorite Number: It depends but I'll say 11

Favorite TV Show: Simpsons (Doh)

Favorite Movie: Heavy Metal

Favorite Music Artist: Jimmy Buffet among others

Favorite Song: Loblolly - Love is a horse

High School: Port Neches-Groves

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 185.

Hair Color: Brown.

Is your hair short or long? Short

Eye Color: Brown.

Best Friend: Ziad

Favorite Food: Fried shrimp

Favorite Non-alcoholic Drink: Chocholate milk

Favorite soda: Diet Coke

Favorite Candy: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Do you smoke? Yes

Do your friends smoke? Yes

What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? Eyes

Would you vote for a woman candidate for president? Depends

Would you marry for money? That's why I married Cheryl;)

When was the last time you had a hickey? On my neck?

Could you live without a computer?: Sure as long as I didn't have to work

If you could live in any past time period, which would it be? Midevil times so I could use my sword

Do you drink enough water? No but I try to

Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? Usually not unless I'm about to go somewhere

What is your favorite fruit? Strawberries

Do you eat wheat bread or white? White

What is your favorite place to visit? Los Angeles

What is the last movie you saw? Lord of the Rings

Do you kiss on the first date? If I can

Do you dream in color or black and white? Color I think

Do you have any dimples? Not that I know of

Do you drink alcohol? Like a fish:)

Did you like highschool? Yeah, now that I have to work for a living

When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake? Depends who's doing the kissing

Do you want to live to be 100? Depends on my health

Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair? It would be nice

Do you like salty food or sugary food the most? salty

Is a flat stomach important to you? Not really but it doesn't hurt

Do you or have you played with a ouija board? Yes a long time ago in a galaxy far away

Are you loyal? Yes

Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs? Yes, just don't expect me to join them

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? On

Do you believe in magic? Not really.

Do you have nightmares frequently? Not really, usually I'm fighting something

Do you like your nose? In a plutonic sort of way

Do you like abstract art? Kinda, would like it to have meaning

Do you think you can draw well? Cartoons fairly decent

Do you listen to music daily? Yes, all kinds

Do you like to watch cartoons? Every day when I get home from work. Simpsons, King of the Hill

At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? But he is real. I think therefore I am.

How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? A few but I don't wear them. The ones I do are spread out around the house.

What are your favorite shoes? Thongs

Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety? A variety of slip ons and tennis shoes

Do you write poetry? Mostly songs

Do you snore? According to Cheryl, Yes

Do you lick stamps? I try not to

Do you use an electric can opener? Yes

Have you ridden in a hotair balloon? No

What is your favorite flavor of Kool Aid? Lemonade

Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Mental, I used to the physical

Do you think balding men should shave their heads? Yes

Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed? A few

Do you prefer a piano or a violin? Piano.

Are you a sex addict? I'm married

Do you know someone who has cancer? Not personally at the moment

Do you like to argue? Not really unless I'm jacking with someone

Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants? My budget likes fast food but real food is always better

Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Museum, animals shouldn't be caged

Are you basically a happy person? Basically

Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? Diet Coke

Have you ever met anyone in person off the internet? No, not into chatting much

How many phones do you have in your house? 4 that are plugged in

Do you get along with your parents? For the most part

What color of eyes do you prefer? Blue

Who are/were your crushes? Christina Applegate, Pam Anderson, Daisy Duke or do you mean someone I actually could have dated?

Do u have any piercings, or want any piercings? No I have enough holes already

Do you have a tattoo or want one? Just tempoary ones. I always think I'll change my mind if I got a real one

Where do you shop at the most? Stop n Go (Beer and cigarettes)

Who are your best friends online? Jennie, Ziad, Sharon and Theresa

Kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Pantene I think

Do you like to shop? Not really, I only go when I actually want/need something

What sports do you play? Raquetball and baseketball if I can get someone to play

What turns you on? Music

What turns you off? Not doin' nothin'

What place do you go for fun? The beach

How many TV's do you have in your house? 2 not counting the TV card on the PC

Do you look like anyone famous? They used to say I looked like Tony Curtis or Michael J Fox

Are you a virgin? 3 days and counting

Do you wish to be like your parents? In some ways

What cologne should a hot guy wear? Drakkar will work

What are you listening to right now? Mix 96.5

How many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone? About 2. Mostly at work

What kind of clothes do you sleep in, if any? Usually just my briefs unless I'm cold

What things do you say a lot? Hey

Who is the coolest person in the world? Does Homer count?

Do you think you're weird or funny? Both

What would you prefer Thong or Bikini? Depends who's wearing it. Not me

Who was the last person you called? DJ's Unlimited

What's your favorite childhood memory? A homerun on a walk in Little League

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Whataburger

Who do you really hate? Stupid politicians

Do you have a pool? The apts do

Do you have a spa? See above

What are you addicted to? Cigarettes and chocolate

Do you like jewelry? Not really, it gets in the way

Who do you wish you were? Me mostly

Who has it easier, boys or girls? Girls

Would you rather be short or tall? Tall but not gigantic

Do you like to dance? Yes, but someone never wants to go...

Do you like playing pranks on people? Yes, I like seeing their reactions

What was your favorite subject in school? Music

Do you have a Playstation or Nintendo 64? No, I haved a PC to play games on

Do you sleep a lot? I try to but life gets in the way

What are your favorite radio stations? KPFT 90.1fm, KLOL 101, Mix 96.5 and any others that are playing good content

Are you a night person? On the weekends

Whats your favorite TV station? Fox

Do you shave? Every morning I have to work

How often do you shower? Every morning

What room do you spend the most time in? My office at work

How many rooms does your house have? 6 I think

Do you curse a lot? Not really

Are you ticklish? If I wanna be

Do you go to church? Usually when I go see my mom

Do you believe in God? Yes, I think therefore I am

What color tooth brush do you use? A blue electric spinner

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? I try to do it twice

Who is your favorite cartoon character? I think I answered that already

Do you have a job? A few of them

What's your favorite veggies? Mashed potatoes and gravy

Do you wear a watch? No, see jewelry