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LANE MYER
"Gee, i'm real sorry your mom blew up Ricky."
CHARLES DE MAR
"Buck up little camper. We'll beat that slope, together."
MONIQUE JUNOT
"You know, like octopus, testicles."
BETH
"Chris Cremmins? She dates the basketball team, not certain members from the team, the whole team!"
JOHNNY GASPARINI
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"
RICKY'S MOM
"Christ..mas. CHRISTMAS."
RICKY SMITH
"A car is not a toy."
MR. MYER
"Your really bringing me over man."
ROY STALIN
"So is Oscar your main weiner man?"
THE RACERS
"Language lessons. Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski."
MRS. MYER
"It has raisens in it. You like raisens"
BADGER MYER
MR. KERBER
"I was wondering, would you mind if I took out Beth?"