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For now, let's just call this a LOSER SITE.  Since you're reading this, the aimless web surfing that brought you here means you're a LOSER with way too much time on your hands. Cheer up, chump.  I promise not to tell anyone.  Cool?

Wanna know what the weather's like in LOSERville since you're too busy sitting inside in front of your computer to notice?  Then check out The National Weather Service or The Weather Underground.

Say Goodbye to An Old Familiar Sight Over the South Carolina Capitol Dome:

Simple things amuse simple minds.

YOU are a LOSER

If you still insist you're not a LOSER, click on the picture of this bombed-out building:

Our LOSER OF THE YEAR says....

"Duh, along with yew, that makes

LOSERS who've graced this site so far."

Feel free to sign the LOSER guest book.

Or, if you're a more prominent LOSER, you might enjoy boating:

List your favorite hobbies:

Bowling

Watching Fishin' on TV

Nose-picking

Cow pie tossing

Cow pie tossing then nose-picking

Remedial Drooling for Credit

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Let us know what you think.

Methinks thou art a LOSER.

Other LOSERS have a Death Wish:

Some LOSERS are just confused:

...Then there are the Terminally Stupid LOSERS:

Self-righteous, existential LOSERS      deserve a special door prize:

Geekozoid LOSERS mercifully confine      themselves to online chat rooms:

Cyberthrasher: hey guys whats up Milktoast: hey thrash Bedwetter: well look whose here Foureyes: What's up, Thrash? RoomtempIQ: hey look who the wind just blue in Bloodhound: looks like thrash Sherlock: Check it out, its cyberthrasher Born2lose: whats new thrash Dimflame: who was that Smartass: shut up Dimbo.  you brighten up the whole chat room just by leaving it. Cyberthrasher: LOL Foureyes: ROFL Bloodhound: LMAO Sherlock: hehehe

Elitist LOSERS will go to any length      to take the moral high ground:

Drunken LOSERS are in a class by themselves:

How 'bout those tree-huggin' left wing pinkos who are so fixated on "saving the planet" that they can't even save themselves from being LOSERS?

Let's not forget those e-mail chain letters and the LOSERS who forward them:

Some LOSERS are real FREAKS (WARNING:  Not for the fainthearted):

All this glitz was built with money from LOSERS who suck at math.

You just spent $160,000 on your B.A. in Liberal Arts.

"Would you like fries with that?"

Some LOSERS just plain piss us off:

Self-obsessed hipster-wanna-be LOSERS dwell in the God-awful world of Karaoke:

Cold, Man, COLD

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