Quotations
I had a teacher who said lots of silly things. Her name was Ms. Wilson and if you have never been taught by her many of these quotes will not seem funny. Tough shit. I have dates, but they are irrelevant unless otherwise indicated, so I did not bother. Be warned there are a lot. Too many. And keep in mind that this list has been shortened. Perhaps you should read them in small doses.
Ms. Wilson Quotations

"I'm reaching my edge of capacity for tolerance"

"Your life means nothing if you can't bear arms"

"What was wrong with the plane? They're supposed to fly"

"No nuditity means no nuditity"

"There will be no stereotyping in my class" ....within five minutes.... "politicians are all the same"

"Ethnicicity"

"Whatever side you end up on, that's the side you're on"

"It's to your advantage to work, so you can see how smart you are"

"Her Mr. Rifleman, put Mr. Rifleman away"

"I did things on Russians in Europe, which is very intellectual"

"Someone said 'I went to Lorne Park High School' and he said 'where's Lorne Park High School?'. Isn't that funny? Put yourself in perspective"

"We have a problem here. In an minute I'm going to solve it"

"Mr. Chung was in the class before us" -Ms. Wilson
"I think his name is Mr. Wang" -Jason Cheung
"Oh. Chung, Wang, they're all the same" -Ms. Wilson

"Could you open a window? I don't want to get SARS"

"Just because you work there doesn't mean people can't be offensive to you"

"Graffitty"

"Write down 'Mattern v. Spruce Bay Resort'. If you don't write that down you won't pass the test"

"Don't forget to study. This is your last chance to up your mark" -April 3rd

"The test has been cancelled, but it's not going to be on the report card"

"There's this actor, you probably haven't heard of him: Clint Eastwood"

"Y'know you might not learn it through school. You might learn it through the school of Hard Knocks"

"There was this girl named Evelyn Dick. Dick: D-I-C-K. Y'know, and she was a hooker"

"The foolish, foolish people who smoke........They're very foolish"

"Take out your notebook so you can take notes"

"If you put down the answers, and they're right, you will do well"

"I'll just chisel here, I'll just chisel there and I'll chisel my way into jail"

"He certainly got himself into a mess. Man, the messes people get themselves into, man"

"That's the legal cunundrum. That's the legal.......little thing"

"Co-perps, they're co-perps. They're not just perp a-perp perp co-perps"

"Group members da da da twozies or threezies"

"Oh, but what group is he in?" -Ms. Wilson
"He's in the two" -Dell
"Oh, that's more than one" -Ms. Wilson

"I'll let you get into groups.....just for the fun of it"

"You take a stab at it and then we find out if your stab was right"

"Murder is good"

"No one's getting 100% in this class so I wouldn't................................................"

"This is homework: Do it. I'm going to start coming around and bugging you"

"What's all the hustle and bustle in the highways and biways of life?"

"You can't have that in the room like that because it could be a weapon" -Ms. Wilson
"It's a broom" -Mike Evans

"Put that broom away, a crazy lunatic might come in and stab someone"

"His neighbour got married.......murdered, rather"

"They figured the murderer was him because he didn't have a girlfriend and he played an instrument"

"Contamination, y'know. Somehow the clothes somehow could've been contaminated somehow"

"Templates will help consistency because they will have templates and they will be consistent"

"That puzzle number two, it's puzzling"

"You sit here, I'm detaining you"

"I never pay attention to anything that's going on"

"Boom boom did you do it?"

"What nationality is that? Doll-e-more?" -Ms. Wilson
"I have no idea" -Phil Dollimore
"Irish?" -Ms. Wilson

"When people get older their memories get worse, so that's a thing"

"Aren't we understanding your understanding?"

"Gambling is illegal for people under minors"

"I'm tired of hearing about criminal activities" -Ms. Wilson
"It's a law class" -Dell

"I'm going to tell you an incident. Have I told you this before?"

"Were you legitimately late Natalie?" -Ms. Wilson
"No" -Natalie
"No what?" -Ms. Wilson

"Let's face it, you're not that hot.
No one is that hot"

"I would imagine........I don't know"

"Why would you take Russian/European studies if you can't blah blah the languages?"

It's manslaughter if you didn't deliberate on it"

"This happens more than you think........or, happened more than you think. And happens too"

"They might have had a cellular phone in their car" -Mike Davies
"Cellular phone in the car? What's this?" -Ms Wilson

"Do you want me to peel it off or hang it at the back?" -Ryan
"Yeah, I think so" -Mr. Wilson

I totally forgot it was the long weekend. It must be the cold weather"

"I had a re-awakening yesterday, then it hit me: BOOM! Tomorrow's Thursday"

"You're going to have to analyze them, but you can't analyze them"

Their thesis was what? Boom boom, what was their thesis?"

"Don't come crying to me and don't go saying 'uh-'"

"There is no excuse, none! Well...there is one excuse"

"Ooh, Thursday"

"It's been so cold the weekend just came ZOOM!"

"OK. No no, I didn't say OK"

"I don't watch any TV, but I'm really excited because I really like the Sopranos"

"I've got a problem. The shock of the century. Naw, I better not tell you, it's unprofessional. I was thinking that I was going to put it in the announcements. Anyway, I lost my binder"

"I could be an error"

"It will be quasi-opinion and quasi-you have to know some facts"

"You still have one more chance to up your mark up"

FIN