I AM NOT…

I am not a player, so stop acting like I’m one.
I’m not romantic…I am, however, hopeless.
I’ve never been known to make the first move, or maybe even a move at all.
However, I will say this:
I’m glad you’re mine.
SOME TELL ME…

Some tell me to
Wait for opportunity
Well, just like Godzilla in the American version of his battle with King Kong,
It never arises.

Some tell me to
Go for it right away
She never likes that, I can never pull that off
And just like Godzilla in the American version of his battle with King Kong,
I’m a loser.
NOW HE’S GETTING TO BE A FAGGOT, WRITING ABOUT LOVE SUCH…

A.K.A.
PEACE, BITCH

You’re about as significant as the life of my last victim.
Another trife, uninspired Underground meeting in August.
Well fuck the video camera, this isn’t a gimmick.
I won’t taunt you with the honor of torture.
You see, I want your soul off of this earth as soon as possible,
So I’ll just slit your goddamn throat
dump the body in the woods behind my backyard
And grab a soda and go watch the Sci-Fi Channel.

Peace, bitch.