Oh today was a day I had been longing for for oh so long - a whole week as a matter a fact. It was a whole double with my love, Mr. Truckosnitch*. I thought he wasn't coming to school, but when me and my good friend Aimee* saw him walking up the stairs, we knew he would never let us down. If only he wasn't going out with that teacher Mrs. Milk*. Oh how I long just to have a few seconds with him all alone...what a dreamboat he is...
Today he didn't wear his sexy trousers* he usually wears, which me and Aimee were a little disappointed about, but all we had to do was imagine him in a thong and we were O.K.
I must say, I'm really worried about trucki's health. Today he gave us the first sign of bulima - denial. He said refused to believe men could get bulima and that it was just a 'girl' thing, but the other day he was mentioning how he had lost a few stones*. Freaky co-insidence? I think not. I guess I'm just going to have to keep my eye on Truckosnitch, not that I don't already...
Here's t a little song I thought of in bed, while dreaming the night away with thoughts of trucki...
Truckosnitch, has got it goin' on, x2
Trucko can I come over, after school [after skool ]
Your're playin with chemicals I think it's really cooool [really cool]
Is Miss Milk back from swimmin* yet? [swimming yet]
Are you thrifty now or will you give me the slip? [ of the tongue]
You know I'm not the ugly dog that I used to be,
My names Pepperoni* baby can't you see?
Truckosnitch has got it going on,
His all I want and his nose is so long,
Trucko can't you see, that love letter was from me,
I know it might be wrong but I really need to smoke a bong
Truckosnitch, has got it goin' on, x2
Trucko can I stay over, after class [after class]
Maybe I can get a better look at your ass [look at your ass]
Did you know that I keep a crack and whip? [crack and whip]
And that I, really enjoy to skinny dip [skinny dip]
You know I'm not the ugly dog that I used to be,
My names Pepperoni* baby can't you see?
Truckosnitch is giving me an itch,
He turns me on and now he is my bitch,
Trucko don't u know, oh how much I love you so,
I know he isn't rich but I'm in love with Truckosnitch...
*as strange as it is, aimee thought of this exact song too...
So it was another day of sitting through another class, knowing that no matter how much we cared for him, he would never want us because of his wife* Mrs. Milk - even though he didn't care we were only teens...
*Names Have Been Changed
