James Amos Nathaniel Stauffer

    Events:
  • On October 6th, 2002 I married The Love of my Life -- Annette Marie Inlow!
    Both Annette's parents and my parents were married on October 6th. :-D
  • On October 31st, 2003 at 3:36 PM Anna Grace was born!
  • On April 29th, 2005 at 10:25 PM Joseph James was born!
  • On September 17th, 2006 at 3:13 PM William Grant was born!
  • On April 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 AM Joel Amos was born!
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Birth Day: January 29th
Anniversary: October 6th
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Job: Software Engineer at SPS Commerce since 1999

Nine Faces
Find the 9 human faces in the picture!!
6 Ordinary power of observation.
7 Above average power of observation.
8 Very observant. Congratulate yourself.
9 Extremely observant. Very intuitive and creative.
You can rival the observant power of Sherlock Holmes

Updated: September, 2006
  • Honor is better than honors. - Abraham Lincoln
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - Ambrose Bierce
  • One man with courage is a majority. -- President Thomas Jefferson
  • If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
  • When an old person dies, a library is lost. - Tommy Swann
  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun
  • The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
  • Life Doesn't Come With An Instruction Book - That's Why We Have Fathers. - An Anonymous Dad
  • Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
  • Men will spend their health getting wealth; then gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. - Mike Murdock
  • In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? - Lily Tomlin
  • A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father. - Glen Wheeler
  • Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. - Mark Twain
  • Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- President John Quincy Adams
  • "Nothing is gained, everything is lost, by subordinating principle to expediency. -- William Lloyd Garrison, abolitionist newspaper editor, 1805-1879
  • Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves, and, under a just God, cannot long retain it. - President Abraham Lincoln, from a letter, 1859
  • Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish?
  • bumper sticker: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
  • Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - A wise Dad
  • Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. - Fred Allen
  • Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong. - Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania
  • If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. - Rev. Robert E. Harris
  • Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway. - Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio
  • I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? - Rev. Denny Brake
  • Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
  • Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. - Rev. Denny Brake
  • For many little girls, life with father is a dress rehearsal for love and marriage. - David Jeremiah
  • Happy is the child who happens in upon his parent from time to time to see him on his knees; or going aside regularly, to keep times with the lord. - Larry Christenson
  • O, Lord... Build me a son whoes heart will be clear, whose goal will be high, a son who will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will reach into the future, yet never forget the past. - General Douglas MacArthur
  • A young successful attorney said: The greatest gift I ever received was a gift I got one Christmas when my dad gave me a small box. Inside was a note saying, "Son, this year I will give you 365 hours, an hour every day after dinner." My dad not only kept his promise, he said, but every year he renewed it and it's the greatest gift I ever had in my life. I am the result of his time.
  • Every human being on this planet has someone who s/he disagrees with -- a spouse, a parent, a child, a boss, an employee. It is amazing that a parent can walk into a teenager's room, blow his top about the messiness of the room, the irresponsibility of the child, the impossibility of finding anything, the health hazards and the lack of consideration for others -- and expect his child to say, "Gee, Dad, I never thought of that before; thank you for pointing it out. I am definitely going to change!" When that doesn't happen, the parent often figures that maybe next time if he yells just a little bit louder, the message will get through. (Insanity is defined as doing the same thing and expecting different results.) - Rabbi Kalman Packouz
  • "Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." -- Robert E. Lee