Hi, this is something new. A really ugly person on a website. Actually, I'll be positive and say: I may not be Brad Pitt or anything like that, but I still think I'm attractive. There. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, if you look at el picture here, you'll see my face is crazy mis-shapen. So that's why I had surgery. And yes, to all the doubters, I did have a medical handicap, called Hemifacial Microsomia. See how similar my picture is to their's? I have Hemifacial Microsomia like no other. I also have to say that that face is awesome. Not really. But that's how I always look. Actually, if you must know, I think that's when I found out I wasn't getting a girlfriend any time soon. I made that up. I'm done. Sorry.

Anyway, see how my face is all curved in on the one side and everything. That's what Hemifacial Microsomia is. And that's what I have had.