The Realm of the Happy Little Vulture

Welcome to my world.

Greetings, mortals! You are now in the Realm of the Happy Little Vulture, where there is nothing to sphere but sphere itself. Anyone seeking entertainment may pass. Anyone seeking cool pictures or semi-useless facts may enter. Anyone with time to kill might as well come on in. Anyone looking to do something productive should leave. Quickly. Anyone with tips, jokes, or comments can feel free to send them to Jen. Anyone annoyed by this rambling should just skip this part and go down to the good stuff.

This page was last updated 09 Feb 2006. What's New?




Step right on up to The Aerie, our digital art gallery! No formal attire necessary! Updated Bi-Monthly

Come visit Bob Kiwi, aka Danger Kiwi, Double-O-Zero, International Kiwi of Mystery, at Bob Kiwi's Comic Universe
Updated Weekly

Board the Iron Vulture, a sanctuary for Tale Spin fans. Rusty and Duct-Taped, but Running!

....Or you could just poke around here.


Staying? Alrighty then, but remember, you asked for it.


Showdown at Sea
Where Does an Dead Engineer Go?
Stupid People and Computers


Things You Don't Want to Hear from Tech Support
Random Thoughts
Random Job Thoughts
Retorts for All Occasions
Amusing Bumper Stickers
Things not to say to Cops


A Very Bizzarre Legal Case
Speed Limits
Hilarious In-Flight Stories
Rules of the Airways
If the OS's ran the Airways


Millennium Pie
The Night Before Y2K
Old Timers' Poem
The Raven for Computers
The Serenity Poem


Where's the Logic?
Cool Quotes
Too Much Coffee!!!


The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven
My Spell Checker
I Will Survive (College Version)
O.J. Trial (Presented by Dr. Seuss)
Somebody Shoulda Taught Him...


As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

Done? Come on, go visit Bob Kiwi. Okay, FINE. Then why not visit these sites?

My Dad's Site, which has info about the FCC courses he teaches.

Mandi's Weird Web Page Tons of cool fanfics, an excellent Now & Again section, and other interesting stuff.

Beyond All Limitations My friend Wendy (aka Pain)'s site.

Deb's Page Deb (aka Pestilence)'s page.

And, of course, everyone planning on going to college should check out Hood College, Maryland's best-kept secret.

have stumbled into here since 22 March 1998



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