DAILY NEWS
May 14, 2002 You know what is fun? To break that
social contract between passenger and driver and begin telling a really
long story really near to your destination. The result is scandalicious.
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May 7, 2002 - So I have a job now - aside from bringing joy to children through my crack/cocaine dealings that is. Honest work sucks - way fewer hand jobs. And fewer hand jobs for me mean more tears for baby Jesus. Sorry about the lack of updates. There are some rumors flying around about a new Oakville based Star of David author - stay tuned assholes.
May 5, 2002 - Sorry there was no update
yesterday. I was in Bolton for the weekend. And by weekend I mean
crack whores. It was a pretty fun time though. This brought about a
rather interesting postulate: Hot sisters = make time fun. Here's a thought:
I am a lonely transient. Whoa, that was kind of fucked up. Other
Sections updated soon!
May 3, 2002 - When did Ninjas become so fucking
awesome? I mean these guys are the epitome of cool. Case in point -
ninjas rule. Today's superheroes are so cliché with their, 'save the
world' and 'don't forget to recycle'. Ninjas are throwing their pop can
in the garbage while breathing second hand smoke in your face and no one
is saying a word. That is power my friends. Editorial section updated,
check it out.
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