MAH NEHM IZ STANLEY. I YAM A TROLL DOLL. I LIVES IN BUHBANK. I WAZ BORN IN 1964. I IZ A GOOT BOY. ON JANUARY 21, I WILL BE FORTEE YEERS OLT. I YAM VEDDY MATOO.

DIS IZ PATREEK. HE IZ MAH OWNOO. HE LIKES TOO LISSIN TOO MUSEEK. SOMETIMES HE BE NAHCE TWO MEH. SOMETIMES HE BE MEEN TWO MEH.

DIS IZ A PEHNTIN OF ME THAT WAS MADE BY ONE OF PATREEK'S MENY GURLFRENDS.

DE UDDER NITE ON TV, DERE WUZ A MINEESEREES ABOWT ADOLF HITLOO. I GOTZ INSPIHRED AND I DREZZED UPP JUST LAHK HEEM.

MAW CUMMING SOON!!