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[Zackarotto] I pictured me playing the sax and B-kun on bongos playing a remixed version of a certain Prince of Tennis song while a blindfolded Dayspring and Xyex danced around enthusiastically. In the bushes, Jerseymilk just stared, Rach nodded in approval, and Spiritbomb had a frozen, traumatized  "GAH!" face.

[Deus] Oooh, that's real fair; I'm the pervert, yet Mochi can get away with posting a 18-19 year old Trunks molesting a 9 year old Gohan, and is still the innocent one.

[Jerseymilk] To Xyex: You'd better not give Deus access to my picture!
[Deus] Would Xyex do a thing like that? 
psst, Xyex, send me the picture 
[Xyex] And where exactly did this idea come from? Not that it's a bad one, mind you...  In faaaaaaaaact.....  
[Jerseymilk] *Jerseymilk starts readying her M-16 and practices on targets that are pictures of Xyex*  


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* Xyex still wants to know where's he finding them so cheap........
* TripleRach wants to know what you guys are talking about
* Jerseymilk is starting to despair of Xyex
 Hehe.
 Jersey, paste Daysprings' subject in here so Rach isn't so lost...
 You mean the job one?
 Yeah.
 I've been fucked more than a 5-cent whore
 That's the title of it.
 How quaint
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 Though the thought of Zacko speaking in a high-pitched voice amuses the hell out of me..
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 Are you mocking my fruit?
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 *reads the PM*
 .. Oh my god. XD
 DEUS!
 It's not funny!
 Now, be quiet B!
* TripleRach is completely lost
 o.o?
* B-kun smacks Deus with a tentacle the size of Rach's animanga collection
 what
 Don't worry Rach.
 O_0
 You don't want to know.
* Jerseymilk wishes she was lost too. :(
 XD
 What I do this time?
 Animanga?
 Nothing. It was about last night.
 Fanword for anime and manga.
 Again with the tentacles!
 aaah...good times...
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 .. Cookie dough.
* SpiritBomb is done too
 *grins pervertedly*
* Xyex slaps B-kun around a bit with a large trout
* Jerseymilk slaps B-kun around a bit with a large trout
 Cookie dough is very tasty..
 NOW YOUR MAKING COOKIE DOUGH PERVERTED!
 THATS IT!
 o-o'
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 Well, I've never watched a porno movie.
 Never!?
 Nope.
* Xyex feels sad for Jersey. ^_^
 ..
 *stares at Jersey*
 You scare me.
 XD
 You scare us,perv boy
 Why feel sad for me? Why would I want to watch something like that?
 .. Wait, does that also mean... *stare*
 Exactly
 Also mean what?
 B-KUN!
 ;__; My world no longer makes sense..
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* Deus drags Xyex and Jersey in as well
* B-kun rides out the movie, singing along to 1000 Words from Final Fantasy X-2*
 Too bad it's a homosexual movie as no one has interest in Jersey.
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 Make sure to mention that I snarl and roar you know.
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 Who'm I sending Biccy to hump again?
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 Well, how about having Biccy find his way to the Orange Dove and trying his luck with the drunk Spirit?
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 And God distracted us from our conversation....
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 .....
 I just thought of something else....
 Vampires don't have beating hearts.
 What?
 So what?
 ... 
 No heart beat.... no blood flow....
 Is there a reason that made me burst into -- OH MY GOD. XD
 What about it?
* Xyex never wants to be a Vampire.... >_>
 B: XD
 ?
 That means he can't get an erection, right? XD
 We'll work around that for the sake of the story......
 *paid way too much attenttion in Health Class*
 Hehe
 I'm sure Kenshin is powerful enough to overcome that little difficulty Xyex.
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 It's not fair.
* Xyex kicks his computer.
 Poor Xyex.
 ......
 Ouch.  Damn, that hurt....
 ?
 I kicked the computer in my barefeet. >_>
 Ow, that would hurt.
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 B, Zacko, and Deus need to come on...
 Well, i think Deus is still freaked.
* Xyex uses as trans-dimensional Trout and slaps all three of them.
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 Deus is on AIM>
 *.
 Myabe he'll come in? ^_^
 Ya, I was just wondering too.
 o.o
 Are you sure Deus is a guy?
 Yeah.
 XD
 Um.... pretty sure. >_>
 I've never seen a picture of him.
 oo;
 Photographic proof?
 o.o
 Mm
 Sexual proof?
 Ever fucked with him?
 0.0
 XD
 No.
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 Bah.  I do need to get some exercise somehow though...
 I spend to much time sitting around...
 I need to lose at least 30 pounds.
 o.o
 Go out there and have some sex! XD
 Go get laid
 .... ^_^
 o.o;
 >_>
 Damn we think alike.
 XD
 IF you can't find someone to join you.. do it by yourself...>_>;
* Xyex prepares to get slapped.
 That an offer Jers? ^_^
* Xyex runs away
* Jerseymilk sends her heat giuded trout out to slap Xyex.
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 DAMN IT! Now I have 11 gold and no pants!
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 How do I put my pants on?
 ..
* Zackarotto shudders
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* MDeus = teh sex
 You're sex? That's impossible.
 I disagree
 Hey everybody! Deus is the physical manifestation of sex!
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 We definitely need new speakers.
 I'll piss on your speakers and set them on fire for 3 dollars.
 Or you can do it yourself for 8 dollars.
 ... Tempting.
 Heh.
 Why does it cost more? I'll get back to you on that.
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 I love the smell of napalm in the morning..
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 Oi...bardock just isn't getting the point. I give him a week at best before he's babnned
 What'd he say this time?
 im talking about ure aviator :P imean can i see a full body pic off them
 He still hasn't grasped the concept of aviator vs. avatar
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 I deride your turgid, jejune game! As a tocsin, I will make sure you are ephemeral with the next mention of Gaia Online!
* Xyex wonders of to Gaia again. XP
* Zackarotto makes Xyex as moribund as Gaia online itself
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 Oh, and tell B-kun I said he was a rapacious wastrel.
 Oh, I will..
 Throw malodorous at him while you're at it.
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 Hello. ^^
 Oi.
 Jers says "hi" and "you were wonderful la -- *gets smacked by an interdimensional trout*
 XD
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 Jerseymilkferret: Do you really think I would call Xyex a loser? XD
 FooztheSecond: ....
 Jerseymilkferret: That would be pretty terrible for a guy's girlfriend to call him a loser. XD
 FooztheSecond: Look at the IRC chat.
 FooztheSecond: ... GIRLFRIEND?
 Jerseymilkferret: ^_^
 Jerseymilkferret: XD 
 Jerseymilkferret: B is actually speechless!
 FooztheSecond: WHEN, WHERE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
 Jerseymilkferret: And he insisted you sensed something!
 Jerseymilkferret: XD
 FooztheSecond: *wonders if he properly mocked Sailor Mars*
 Jerseymilkferret: We had a little debate this morning about whether or not you suspected anything.
 FooztheSecond: In R, she said something like that when they found out Chibi-Usa was Usagi and Mamoru's future child.
 FooztheSecond: So, before I get back to freaking out.
 FooztheSecond: Are y'all actually an item or are you just freaking me out again?
 Jerseymilkferret: No, we are seriously together.
 FooztheSecond: .... ;__________________;
 Jerseymilkferret: lol
 Jerseymilkferret: What?
 FooztheSecond: ;______________________________________________________________________;
 Jerseymilkferret: 0.0
 Jerseymilkferret: *pokes B, to see if he's still alive*
 FooztheSecond: This is just like my first group of friends. 
 FooztheSecond: ;_; Everybody hooking up and leaving me in the dust
 Jerseymilkferret: I'm not leaving you in the dust B!
 Jerseymilkferret: You're the first one we both chose to tell
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 picture me, okay?
 I'm trying.
 now picture me on the floor, having not moved for hours, drooling with two fingers stuck in the air.
 XD
 Constructing a mental image out of the lttle info I know on you.
 *laughing*
 now take out "for hours" and "drooling" and you get what really happened
 meh
 Heh
 anyway, it was sorta like that, wiothout the two fingers
 (for Xyex and jersey)
 ^^
 and I got over it sooner
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 Some women are violent.
 *points at Xyex's girlfriend*
 o.o;
 XD
 Shh.. B-kun, you know that Xyex is a domaineer.
 Don't say that!
 it's too soon for me...
 o.o;
 All too soon?
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 Xyex has been slapped by her more times tha me.
 ...
 My mind accidently perverted "slapped".
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 Hey, aren't you a little young for Jersey, Xyex?
 Nah.
 It's just a little short of 9 years difference.
 oh, i thought she was in her mid 30s or something.
 ..
 No.  28 for a couple more months.
 ah
 I dare you to tell her that, Zack.
 ...
 Heh
 NO
 I was about to suggest that.
 YOU MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN
 EVER
 ^^
 NO
 THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
 IF YOU TELL JERSEY I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
 ^_^
 MMM, GOOD XYEX AND B-KUN ARTERIES
 YUMMY
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 tell her about jersey, xyex
 Heh.  What, you want your wife to be in a comma?
 XD
 What is it?
 SUre.
 Oh, thats nice
 Heh
 ^^
 Jers and I are a couple. ^_^
 *falls in a comma*
 Now im evily happy. The 'Awwww..."'s will be spread all over to YOU two now! Wahahahahaha! And I shall be the first!
 Awwwwwwww....
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 You know what? I saw this coming ever since I that you two been making certain posts somewhere on Nexus *ahem* I mean, how can you both be doing that without atleast liking eachother a bit, right?
 Piff.
 You should've seen their posts in the Red Light District.
 That's what she's talking about.
 They could make a fucking fic out of that.
 She didn't see them, but she could see our names down there.
 Hehe
 Im not aloud *says it in a mock voice* Trust me, I seen people get it on before...you should read the REAL Pocahontas
 Crazy lady, that is
 Hehe
 ....Reminds me of Kestra, actually]
 XD
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 Oh, hey, you don't know yet, do you? ^_^
 Know what?
 Ohhhh... nothing much. ^_^
 o.O''' What do you mean, nothing much?
* Xyex is going to string Deus along for a bit. ^_^
 C'mon, Xyex. XD
 I wanna see his reaction.
 What, I'm bored.
 This is fun. ^_^
 lol. Why do I have a bad feeling about this
 No reason to have a bad feeling.
 So then?
 Well.
 It concerns me.
 And Jersey.
 ^_^
 o.O
 Go on..
 *watches with a grin*
 B: XD
 You're loving this, aren't you?
 *nod*
 XD
 Weeeeell?
 B, I'm gonna C&P part of you AIM chat with Jers. ^^
 Okay.
 That should get the best reaction I think. ^_^
  Jerseymilkferret: Do you really think I would call Xyex a loser? XD
  FooztheSecond: ....
  Jerseymilkferret: That would be pretty terrible for a guy's girlfriend to call him a loser. XD
  FooztheSecond: Look at the IRC chat.
  FooztheSecond: ... GIRLFRIEND?
 Heh, so you and Jers are an item now?
 Yep. ^__^
 Awwwwwww, no shock?
 XD
 Nah, I'm not easily shocked
 I burst into tears, Spirit went into a coma, and Zacko fainted.
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 Anyway, Gohan, you and Mochi aren't the only Random couple anymore. ^^
 *gets a bag of popcorn*
 XD
 I think Gohan wondered off again...
 I didnt think we were the only random couple
 Oh, you mean in RL
 Ah, guess not.
 Heh. XD
 Yeah.
 lol doh
 I mean IRL
 who now? You and Jersey?
 ......................................
 OMGWTF?
 ...it was a guess
 Damn good guess.
 I think that's what freaked me out.
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 I think I'm going to be violently raped by a tentacle dog or something.
 ^_^
 ^_^
 Gives what a good blow?!
 Not if you do the work B.
 A dog whistle Spirit.
 Oh! Ok
 Your going to be raped?
 XD
 Not if I stay hidden behind you.
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 Xyex is possessed by my 8th grade English teacher.
 You mean your 8th grade English teacher used 2 Tentacle Demons and a Tentacle Dog as punishment for not doing your work?
 Oh god!
 You poor thing!
 And I thought my teacher was a bitch!
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 Notice im the one NOT trying to rape B-kun!
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 Support one's boyfriend by raping someone else! 
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 By the way, what's his glowing thing?
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 Oh god..x.x;
 This cheese is soooo god.
 good*
 Mmm..
 Talking to someone like Jyri on the phone is easier.
 Oh god..x.x; It's soo making me..x.x; feel good.. and it's just cheese.
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 o.o;
 OH GOD! WE HAVE GERADETTI CHOCLATE IN TEH CUPBOARD!
 x.x;
 OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HAS GODIVA HIDDEN BACK THERE TOO!
 brb
 .............
 x.x; I think i'm going to cum.
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 I bare Dayspring to call me a traitor either way. >_>
 *date
 *dare
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 Im going to have a look at t his..
 *this
 CRAP!
 XD
 ?
 XD
 Ok, I am not longer making fun of B's typos. Screw revenge
 *no longer
 SHIT!
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 Jers, slap me, need to test this.
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 The Nudes we have are to defend against the ones that the former United Soviet Socialist Republics had.
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* Xyex smashes his shift key for stick.
 *stick.
 I'm better later in the day.
 *sticking.
 >_>
 Yeah, me too.
 Samsh the typo too Xyex! XD
 *Samsh
 Nah...
 Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
 XD
 *SMASH!
 <_<
 lol
 Samsh...
* Xyex kicks his and Jers's typos into the now cliche Tentacle Demon Yaoi movie. ^^
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 I am back!
* Xyex kicks connection.
 Can I kick your connection for you?
 Sure, you can kick it too. ^^
 *blink*
 *red "kick" as "lick"*
 XDDDDDD
 *should get some more sleep*
* Jerseymilk dropkicks Xyex's connection
 B, I think we'd get a room for that. XD ^^
 *welcomes KT Kore to DaizEX*
 Nah, Xyex can lick something else if he needs to. >:) XP 
 ..........................................................................................................................................
 XD
 XD
 I made B speechless!
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 Well, my usual defense is that Ki's too young when people bring her up.
 That, and she's too much like a sister.
 I thought you decided you were gay?
 That too.
 XD
 XD
 I like how that's just a little unimportant side thing....
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 hey jersey, im bored so ill ask you a question: is your nick what it is cause you love milk, or is it that fact that chichi (breats in japanese i believe) is called milk in mexican dbz dub :p?
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 All your base are belong to boobies
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 How come they name huricanes after people?
<^Crono^> Because HXCVIII didn't sound like a good idea.
 Would you rather they named them after TV Shows?
 Well, I guess because it's better than naming them after parts of the body.
 Huricane Foot!
 Hurricane Isabel saddened my friend...
 Oh my god! Perv boy!
 Hurricane Butt!
 Huricane P... er... 
 That was such a perfect chance to be perverted and...dear lord!
 WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS WORLD?!
 XD
 Huricane Head! >_>
 XD
 Pervert!
 I mean, shame on you!
 ^^
 lol
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 I mean, the thought of your boyfriend cheating on you with a vacuum cleaner.
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 My goal in life is to get laid before I die
 I can help you with that.
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 Either way, I'm sure I'm female. Last time I checked. Unless its guys with those hairy things and girls with the balls.
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 Jers is too much like a mother for my tastes sometimes..
%
 Everyone was freaking out cause the substitute fell asleep and the teacher is supposed to shut it off when they start having sex. So, we're running all over the place, me and this dude trying to work the VCR.
 I kept yelling "MY VIRGIN EYES!!!", and this guy asked if I was sure so that engaged into battle.
 I kicked his ass with the gigantic ruler
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 I hate math, but my math teacher is alright
 All the others freaking suck
 Thta's too bad.
 *That's
 Well, its kind of their job
 XD
 It's their job to "suck" ?
 No, now your thinking of hookers
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 with B-kun making straight-Jyri try on funny hats and become gay
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* Zackarotto hits Xyexy with the balloon animal scimitar
* Xyex grows spkes.
 *Spikes
 .....
 WHARARASVSAMASNM MANS
 MANS?
* Xyex pops the ballon animal scimitar
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 YOU!
 YOU!
* Zackarotto punches xyex
* Zackarotto knees xyex in the groin
* Spirit kicks Xyex
* Zackarotto pounds xyex's lowered head into the dirt
 ... Hey, cool.
 Xyex beatdown.
* Zackarotto stomps on xyex* Zackarotto rapes xyex
 *gives Spirit a baseball bat*
* TripleRach is considering setting silence messages again
 *beats Xyex with baseball bat and..stops
* Zackarotto gets the clown to make another scimitar
* Xyex sends Spit and Zacko into 'Tentacle Demon Wolrd'.
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 why does nobody like me
 I like you!
 you were just trying to rape me a second ago
 Cause I like you!
 oh yeah
 But Zacko, she's your wife.
 And I'm horny!
* Spirit laughs insanely
* Zackarotto has consensual sex with his wife
 Consensual?
 ...not rape
 ...
 Oh, ok
 That means you both agree to it Spit
 Get a room you two! XP
 No! If I can't kill your stupid demi-god ass, I can put images in your head!
 OMG! Zacko and Spit just consummated their marriage right in front f us!
 We both win!
 *of
 If she were older I would be selling the security tapes... as things stand...
* Xyex goes to burn them.
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* Zackarotto punches Spirit
 .....
 ITS ON NOW, BITCH!
* Spirit tackles Zacko and starts punching him
 However you want to show your love for me, I'm game
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* B-kun chains Spirit down
 RAPE!
 THIS IS NOT CONSENSUAL!!!!
 I love my new vocabulary
 How can a gay guy rape a chick? o_o
 I don't know
 I just wanna use consensual
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 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/B-kun/BadHyde.jpg
 Hyde being naughty.
 .. Wow, Hyde can sneer.
 *looking for a good screencap op*
 Oh yes, the picture
 Another question before I look at it. Does THIS guy look like a woman?
 Is he the guy on the bed?
 Yeah.
 I would not be surprised if he's the "lady" on top of the "guy".
 XD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
 No, the guy about to get a blowjob is Hyde.
 (I SWEAR it looks that way.)
 Oh,ok. Yeah, he's hot. Does not look like a lady either.
 No it does not!
 *looks at it again*
 If she's gonna blow something, its his face
 Later on, she starts bendind down and back.
 No wait...you could be right
 You got this all pictured, don't ya?
 Not now.
 But I could.
 Sure...do that..privately.
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 You know something?  It's funny to breed Chocobo's named after Daizexers. XD
 ...
 Who did you breed me with?!
 Haven't had anyone named after you yet.
 But right now I'm racing Chibi who I got after breeding Saiya and Salem. XD
 Saiya?
 Ah, Julian?
 Ya.
 .... Oooooh.
 Bad Julian.
 XD
 Bad, bad, bad Julian...
 My next breeding pair is Chibi and Dai once I've got Chibi up to Rank A
 @_@
 Xyex the Pimp.
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 None the less, STOP EATING ME!
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 Oh ya, Spit, B and Hikari are going to try to murder you after the con.
 Why would THEY murder me?
 Because you insinuated that he and Hikari are doing the "nasty thang" on Randomness.
 What?
 I never said such thing
 I would never wanna THINK such thing!
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 *Booty dances to Star Fighter's image song*"
 0_0
 *has been talking to Jyri too much*
 Oooh! Booty dancing!
 0-0
 B-KUN BOOTY DANCING!
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 .....Why do you want to turn me into a J-Whore?
 So I can give blow jobs to guys that look like women?
 And yes.
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 I thought I was Aeris.
 I was going to but didn't.
 You were.
 And then you did.
 *died
 Ya you are Rach
 So I named a Chocobo after you.
 Oh, okay.
 Well, that was nice.
 And then mated you with Deus. XD
 Awwwww, poor Rach was killed by Sephiroth. ;_;
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 :o
 That's not nice Xyex!
 ^^
 I think I'd rather have just stayed dead.
 Poor Deus.
 Poor Deus?
 Rach is a quiet woman, but with potental for killer burns.
 You mean poor Rach!
 Nah, poor Deus.
 No poor deus :p
 XD
 Rach just burned him.
 Well, Deus probably deserved it.
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* Xyex is tempted to use the Naked Baby Amy picture as his wallpaper... it's just sooooo cuuuuuute! ^^
 0___0
 Nakey Baby Amy
 Heh. >_>
 Sorry, Jersey. Couldin't help myself, it has a nice ring to it
 XD
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 I'm a complete freak.
 ... Wow, double-meaning
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 Hey, what is fooz anyways?
 Uhm...
 The original definition is "chicken bum"
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 Do you realise what the fuck you've said?
  And you, Spit, have lost your innocence.
  That was Deus's doing.
 OH MY GOD!
 EWWWW!
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 EW! EW! EW!
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
* Sun_Wukong points and laughs
 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! *shrieks very high pitched*
 Leave it to B to pervert that!
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 Your right!
 XYEX SHOULD DIE!
 No...wait...
 No.
 B-KUN SHOULD DIE!
 Yes.
 He perverted it.
 Yes...yes...B-kun...
 *walks slowly over to B-kun with a freaky look in her eye* Yes...
 Nooo, don't kill him either!
 I'm supplying Mochi with a Goten fix!
 XD
 *hides up his porn tree*
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 I WON'T SWALLOW ANYTHING FOR CASH!
 XD
 XD
 and you expected different from us amy?
 O.o not even food?
 Well, no, can't say that I did.
 If I can chew the food first, yes
 XD
 then you still swallow for cash
 What about... Soda?  that don't need chewed.
 Hee hee
 Amy, your going along with this I being a hooker buisness!
 Ok, I will swallow most drinks for cash.
 No I'm not. i ain't calling you one anymore.
 BUT NO COCKS!
 0_____0
 Alright
 Well, it was what he was implying!
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 You don't actually swallow them specifically Spit.
 Well, no, ofcourse not
 Heh
 But I don't think we should get into 
 "specifics"
 No
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 Our little chat yesterday probably got Spirit as the loudest.
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* Xyex takes B's collar, puts it on Amy, and then takes the leash and leads her off to the bedroom. ^^
 XDDDDDDDDDD
* Jerseymilk comes out of Xyex's bedroom with her clothes all messy and hair disheveled.
 o_o
 *throws holy water into the bedroom*
 *watches it sizzle and burn*
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Jerseymilk walks back by B towards the bedroom carrying a whip and candles.
 o_o;;;;
 o_o
* B-kun hides behind Alex...
 ... I'm  almost tempted to say "thank god".
 I gotta go, mom wants on.
 Awwwwwwwwwww.
 Bye B....
* Jerseymilk runs back out as if she forgot something.
* Jerseymilk comes back with rope
 bye
 O_O
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Xyex is laughing so hard his sides hurt!
* Jerseymilk runs back out again. She brings back a copy of Kama Sutra with her
 ....
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 0_0
* B-kun creates a dimensional gate, leaves a CD player with headphones for Alex, and runs off
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 Didn't they call Chibi Buu the "Perfect Killing Machine," in the dud, at one point?
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 Mochi's a pervert in training. XD
 XD
 XD
 and very good at it
 In traaaaaining? o.o
 you find it all in here Tjalian
 Heheh
 Yup.
 Chibi's your mentor. XD
 >.<   I'm more perverted than her.
 Deus would do it...
 but he's still busy possessing Spit.
 She just says more things
 O_O;
 Ah!
 She admits it!
 No I didn't. *runs*
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* B-kun kicks SpiritBomb out for having no mouse, the fucking peasant
* Zackarotto murders B-kun again
* SpiritBomb mur-thanks Zack
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 but i wanna be saiyajin... not some human. lol
 hehe me too..so I could have a fuzzy lil tail
 lol
 and turn into a big hairy monster once a month or whenever you see the moon
 *full moon
 Oh you mean just like women?
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 I was starved for reviews at the time.
 I live on feed back and had very little of it.
 Feed Back eh? *Kills a fangirl and rips out her spine* Here! You can feed on this back! XD
 (lame attempt at a Joke.... but at least I killed a fangirl in the process!)
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 Sleep lots.
 That helps time pass by.
 heh...can't..I'm too busy dragging myself in here to talk to you weirdos..
 .. I'm torn being flattered and drugging you into sleep.
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 3 hours to contest.... >.>
 What contest?
 Is this going to warrant the standard "Daizenshuu EX -- There's a site, too?!" response... ?
 ...Huh?
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 I vanish for a couple minutes and number18 shows up.... o_O
 See?
 Start packing, Xyex, cause tommorow be D-Day, yo.
 Pack for the apocalypse with us
 I vanish for a couple minutes, and I wake up in a bathtub.
 Who knew?
 XD
 Haha
 Was it your bathtub?
 No, it was Julian's.
 Apparently I went for a long drive.
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 wow this is just like....the most degenerative of AOL DBZ ROOMS
 except with people I like
 HEY
 Hold it right there
 ??
 You're not supposed to like me.
 F
 Otherwise, continue!
 UCK OFF MIKE
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 So
 You're all nuts.
 im most nuts of all
 Yep.
 Doncha love us, Mike? ^^
 but im not the one posing in a ginyu force photo lol
 ...
 Touche~
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 Omg, the chocolate tastes soooo good, it's sooo fucking good, milky smooth, but a sweet tang to it, and the filling...minty chocolate! Breathtakingly minty, feeling the chocolate transform into liquidity goodness
 Mmmm
 sooo goood
 Ohno  he's orgasming again!
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 I like seeing a normal girl, with a normal penis, penatrating another normal girl.
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 What the hell are you talking about, damnit?!
 FFX-2
 But...hang on.
 OH!
 You said Yuna! Not Yumes! I thought you were talking some party you had that got crashed
 haha
 XD
 Well, this makes much more sense
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 BRB... Gonna reboot... theres a little flashing thing I can't get rid of...
* Sato has quit IRC (Quit: It's following Pikachu like some kind of streaker!" "Ash! You mean Stalker!)
* Sato has joined #daizenshuu
 Yay! I got rid of it without rebooting!
 heh
 Anything happen while I was gone? (Probably not since it was only a few seconds...)
 We through a party.
 *threw
 lol
  You should have been there.
 We had strippers and everything.
 Aww... Darn it...
  Got so wild Rach even took her top off. XD
  (Sorry Rach, you're the only girl in here right now. XD)
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 Of course, if you were your penis, would you rather be lopped off at birth... or endure childhood into adult hood, and the prospect that your owner might beat you like a read headed step child? (reference to masturbation, that is!)
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Sato> Zackarotto rhymes with Kakarotto...
 and yeah, Sato. That was the point, like 10 years ago
 I know... I just wanted to point out the obvious
 lol
 I take it you were oblivious to this fact until now Sato?
 Congradulations
 No... I just didn't have anything better to say...
 Bullshit.
 Oh yeah? Well I'll shit on your bull!
* Sato shits on lost's bull... O_o;
 Lol.
 Turn-a-phrase Sato, turn-a-phrase.
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 B, Xyex and I have discussed this in length and we've decided that we want you to be named the godfather of our future children.
 Awww...
 That is so cool.
* Ero-Sennin prays for the souls of those poor children
* Spirit smacks Cuddles
 .... Before I scream "FUTURE CHILDREN?! YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER A YEAR.".... <<;
 I don't think they could of picked somebody better
 What's involved in godfathering again?
 About what?
 If they die, you take care of the children
 ... It's like punishing a gay man...
 Then I'll make sure y'all stay alive at all costs. *salute*
 (*smacks his forehead and falls over*)
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 Ohgoodohgodohgod..
 What's wrong B?
 Ohwhatohwhatohwhat?
 Why did I have the mental image of Xyex trying to seductively sing "Beauty & Stupid"? ;_;
 GAAAAH.
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 Hey B were you here the night we were talking about sahving down below? I'd be interested to hear a gay guy's views.
 *shaving
 Oh, me and my cousin pester my brother to shave all the time
 He's a bushman, we call it.
 ...
 T.M.I. ;_;
 No not  that kind of shaving Spit
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 i mean Salem calls me Bear, Spit calls me cuddles, and you call me Rabbit
 Awww...you have cutesy names!
 I'm chatting with her. I'll ask why.
 Heh
 She said: Because he wanted me to.
 0_0
 What? Oh...OH!
 Stephen, what have you not been telling us?
 I see what B's thinking.
 i didn't ask for that nickname >.< it was that or some random boys name
 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY BEST FRIEND?!
* Spirit kicks Cuddles
* Ero-Sennin hides behind amy
 What?! I'll find this out, myself!
 Ah...OK. So, it's innocent. But I have my eye on you.
 Spit you know i only have eyes for B here
 :-p
* B-kun turns bright red ;_;
* B-kun slaps himself
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 (Please don't hurt me. ;_;)
 Oh, I wouldn't do that. Just cause you tried to BLOW ME UP.
 But then...Xyex did that before...
 It's a sign of affection. =x
 You should be offended if we DIDN'T try to kill you.
 Aww...you care, you REALLY care.
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* Cat-chan glomps Xyex and knocks him to the ground
* Ero-Sennin thinks cat just lost her life
 XD
 Amy's going to kill you Cat
 ^^ Just thought I'd give it a go...looked like fun...what's it mean?!
 He already got me in our PM room.
 A pounce/hug
 Hug?! Gah!!
 XD
 And glomping means a quite personal hug Cat.
 AHHHHHHHHH!
 I didn't know!!
 near enough dry humping if used by some people
 *runs around crazily*
 Yes, sometimes,
 XD
 I think Cat's snapped. XD
 *continues to run around wildly*
 XD
 O.O;;;;;;;;
* Cat-chan stops running and sits in a corner with her arms around her knees, rocking back and forth and muttering.
 AHHHHHHHHHH!
 I'm tired...
* Cat-chan sits down
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 ... And, in the dub, you don't even see him strangling Usagi or torturing her with the spiked rose.
* Ero-Away begins beating B with a cucumber
 He's a vicious asshole.
 ... What'd I do? ;_;
 teased me with usagi torturing
 I haven't seen it, either. @_@
 Only read summaries and seen pics.
 ... Though, in the manga.... >_>
* B-kun is shot
* Ero-Away anally abuses b with a spiked rose
 I was waiting for that.
 me anally abusing you?
 Pretty much.
 It's sad that I've grown to expect it.
 @.@ i didn't need to know your fantasy B
* B-kun twitches, screams, steals Xyex's APUSDMUPMSOEOV2(Even more Power!) (All Powerful Unstoppable Super Duper Mega Ultra Powerfull Missle System Of Extreme Obliteration Version 2.0), and shoots Ero
* Ero-Away deflects it back at B
 I think B would prefer one of the Heavenly Kings anally abusing him. XD
 Can't say I disagree...
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 Shhhh... the government. o.o   ....WTF Lidsay Lohan is a DEMON!!
 I was watching a show and she all the sudden had big boobs!!!!!
 OVER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Jealous Mochi?
 MINE AREN'T EVEN HALF AS BIG AND THEY'VE BEEN GROWING FOREVEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
 I'LL KILL HER
 Not really....
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 My suggestion is either Legend of the Super Sai-jin or Of Angels and Demons.
 It's Of Mice and Men :o You don't know your literature!
 Kk, will read them
* Xyex slaps Pedro_The_Hutt around a bit with a large trout
* Pedro_The_Hutt catches the trout between his teeth and rushes off to prepare it*
* Xyex shoots Pedro with the APUSDMUPMSOEOV2(Even more Power!) (All Powerful Unstoppable Super Duper Mega Ultra Powerfull Missle System Of Extreme Obliteration Version 2.0)
 IT HURTS AND STINGS!
* Xyex was tempted to draw a Comic, started, and realized that 1) Drawing a good looking comic would take forever, and 2) his skills aren't good enough to do a comic.
* Pedro_The_Hutt returns fire with BOB (Bloody Ominous Bomb)*
* Xyex stuffs a skunk down Pedro's pants. XP
* Pedro_The_Hutt returns the favour by stuffing a Tortous down Xyex's pants* n.n
* Xyex ignores Pedro and continues watching XIN. XP
 Well, have fun. XD
* Pedro_The_Hutt has quit IRC
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* Xyex shoots Pedro again with the APUSDMUPMSOEOV2(Even more Power!) (All Powerful Unstoppable Super Duper Mega Ultra Powerfull Missle System Of Extreme Obliteration Version 2.0)
 Why're you shooting Pedkun? o.o
 He's the only polite guy this chat gets.
 Hey, what about me? :p
 Nisshoku, I don't know you well enough. <<
 Aww
* Xyex stuffs B down Niss' pants.
 There, now you do. XD
* B-kun implodes
* B-kun materializes and slams Xyex over the head with a paper fan, Sailor Luna-style
 XP
* B-kun is bright red
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* Jerseymilk is currently playing:  Hoku - Oxygen  (128kbps || 44khz || 3m 29s)
* Xyex is currently playing:  Hoku - Oxygen  (128kbps || 44khz || 3m 29s)
 Okay, yeah, see.
 That's creepy.
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* Zackarotto chews on his straw
 You're going to choke one of these days.
 Is that a threat?!
 lol
 *chokes on straw
* Zackarotto plays My Chemical Romance - Demolition Lovers
 This place is dull. We need action! Adventure! Romance! No wait, not romance, stop it Jersey and Xyex
* TripleRach explodes some random thing in the corner
 There's the action part.
 Haha, yay
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 FUCKING IRC
 Ty
 O.o I think that's the first time i've actually swore in here
 XD
 XD
 Congrats?
 Amy trout slap me
 I need punishment
* Sato slaps Ero-Sennin around with a large trout
* Ero-Sennin uses a baseball bat to knock some sence into sato
 I said Amy not Mike Sato
 So? Your still getting slapped...
* Jerseymilk slaps Ero-Sennin around a bit with a large trout
 But amy I don't mind doing it, you on the other hand
 How's that Rabid?
 perfect
 Hey I try. ^^
<^Crono^> Wow, I think I hopped in at the wrong last four lines.
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 O.o wait! Sato is female @.@
 No I'm not
 And certainly not that far into the series.
 I'm a dude... You know... a person with a penis...
 XD
 Hopefully. =D
 Hermaphrodite
 O.o
 sorry my mind is kinda screwed up today
 Well, I got the DCC with Pedro working.
 Sato, let's try the PM special when it finish -- ._.
* Spirit points a Twin Sai Blade at Sato
 ....You should be thankful for that
 Very much
 Spit drop the blades
 BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET A VISIT FROM THE BLOODY BITCH OF HELL EVERY MONTH!
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 I've sent a warning PM to this "gotex" now...
* VegettoEX rolls eyes
 I just can't understand these people.
 Heh
 It does feel like an invastion lately.
 *invasion >_<
 Haha, I figured that was a combination of "invasion" and "infestation" :P
 XD
 It's just really strange with the sudden surge ONLY in the last week, and *NONE* of them have been able to follow the rules.
 Well, maybe all of the intelligent people are already on the boards?
 I think so :P
 It's all downhill from here!
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 -.- i'm surprised mike didn't force him to be raped by wild stallions
 i dont think mike has extra wild stallions to waste on raping people
 i mean, to train them to rape someone has gotta take some time and money
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 ... Holy mother of a Super Saiyan bitch cow.
%
 He's all psychic though.
 That could arguably -- Yeah.
 Ya, I don't think I ever saw Chaotzu walk.
 Telekinesis.
 He probably used mental energy for some of that.
 that still uses ki though
 Like Jean Grey flying in X-Men and such.
 And Gokuu doesn't have much mental energy.
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 Play anymore GX?
 Restarted so I can squeeze in the 10 duels before the exam.
 XD
 I've already got 26 wins.
 Beat Jaden on my first try. =D
 And I'm still a month away from Exam 3
 Hopinng to make Obelisk?
 Ya
 Shame the girl and boy dorms are seperated.
 Hehe
 I, on the other hand, can ask Zane to show me how to improve my deck. <_<
 ...
 Bwa.
 And I have just won the award for mis-read of the year! XD
 Deck, right?
 Ya...
 Well, that too..
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* DeusNeo has joined #daizenshuu
 Bedtime. @_@
 Good -- DEUS?
 Already?
 DAMN YOU. X_X
 XD Hey B
 Nice to see you too :P
 I have work in the  morning, and then you appear. ;_;
 Well, might as well settle in. *puts his headphones back on*
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 Same. Sisters are a pain, parents are an on-ff pain, I have no idea what to do with life... General 19-going-on-20-ish stuff.
 (My god, only 1 month, 17 days until I'M TWENTY)
 ... Pardon me, I've been freaking out about this for the past few weeks.
 Sorry to tell you, it's all down hill from there 
 *thwaps with Paper Fan of Love* >> You're not helping.
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* DeusNeo pokes Xyex
 Xyex is writing a fic where Bulma and Raditz screw.
 Or something like that.
 I've lost track.
 XD
 Oooh, I see. Raditz and Bulma are a fan fic odd couple I've noticed...o.0
 No, Gero and Goku's Cell Games fight.
 ... Gero and Goku are fucking in the Cell Games ring?!
 WHAT THE HELL? 
 ... Oh.
 Oh.
 O_o
 I see.
 *kicks Xyex*
 *does like wise*
 Think sexy thoughts, think sexy thoughts, think sexy thoughts...
 XD
 You gave yourself that image, B.
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 Deus is lucky Jers ain't here.
 Heh
 Where is neesama anyway?
 Why's that B?
 If Jers isn't trout-slapping Deus, it's not as fun.
 No trout can match my sharingan emoticon 0.0!
 I miss the good old days, where we'd take Deus horribly wrong and punish him in the name of the worldwide fishing industries!
%
 I don't understand what's so bad about FFX and FFX-2. I really like them. :/
 Ya
 Lost is just... I don't know what, but he is. XD
 A fussy elitist videogame fanboy?
 That works.
%
 I suck when sleepy.
 ... Oh, god, goc's "wereheterosexual" theory..
 (I'm gay, dammit! ><;; *clings to Tetsu plushie like a leech*)
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 xD
 LOL
 I misred you
 ... Do tell.
 I though you sais *WARNING*"I suck men sleeping"*WARNING* or such...
 =X
 *said
 ....
 XD
 That also works!
 xD
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* VegettoEX has joined #daizenshuu
* ChanServ sets mode: +o VegettoEX
 Heya EX.
 Nice timing, LaBrie! *thumb up*
 Allo.
 Why do I have great timing?
 Hi EX
 You just missed something that would make your mind melt.
 B wants to suck you in your sleep. XD
 ...
* B-kun kills Xyex
 LOL
 Well then.
 Not the first time I've been told such.
 ... Awesome. We've desensitized him.
%
 I don't do drugs, I do screwdrivers though ... err, that came out wrong.
%
 Sato may still have feeligns, Cat.
 Huh?
 You saying he quit cause I said something about dating him? 
 He signed off and didn't speak while you were on, maybe a feeling of lost and coldness clouded his hearrt and he signed off IRC.
* Cat-chan laughs
 I dunno.
 Only someone who didn't know Mike would say that. ^_________^
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* Cat-chan huggles Mike
* Sato huggles back
* B-kun kills them
* B-kun goes back to watching TV
* Cat-chan whines
 B! What was that for. >.<
 Maybe he wants something?
 ...
* Cat-chan huggles B
 XD
 I think he was worried the two of you would start doing it right in front of him. XD
 You're probably right, Conan. A feeling of lost and coldness probably clouded B's heart...
 He freaks out enough when Amy and I just *mention* that sort of thing. XD
 Why would Sato and I be doing it? Hell, weren't we just talking about the fact that we DON'T do it? Not that we did. 
 Cause we didn't. >.> <.<
 XD
 Oh, oh, I believe ya, Cat.
 Suuuuuuuure you didn't.
* Cat-chan slaps Xyex around with a large trout
%
 B's getting desprate. XP
 Well, yes.
 Soon, he'll be trying to talk Cat into a sex-change.XD
 O.O;;;;;;;
* Cat-chan runs away screaming "I DON'T WANT A PEEEEEEENIS!!!"
%
 Keep your girlcooties out of our sexy story time
%
 Randomly reminds me of middle school.
 A girl was curious about what happens to a guy when kicked in the balls.
 You had a rough time in middle school o.o
 Well, it wasn't me.
 oh christ no o.o
 But she did a guinea pig.
 That's just cruel.
 ....
 He was muttering obscenities during the entire bus ride. 
 XD
 Girls just don't get it, man :/
 They're all like "wah, wah, childbirth"
 The phrasing on that is just.... bad.
 What the hell ever. :/
 "She did a guinea pig."  and then "He was muttering obscenities during the entire bus ride." give me.... odd mental images. x_x
 Haha
                                 666666666666k
 ... Oops, sorry.
 XD
 wtf
 I started laughing too hard to control myself.
 XD
 Started slamming on the keyboard.
 Hehe
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 Keep me out of your gimptarded high school pseudodrama.
* Twinbee glomps Vae and snuggles
 My job is to sit on the sidelines and-- whaaaa n.n
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 NYAA!!
 I, as I was saying, I... are you meowing at me? :x
* Twinbee mews
 Hehehe
 kawaiiiii n.n;; I MEAN
 =^_^=
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 Like, whatEVER. GAWD, why're you, like, SUCH a drama queen?!
* B-kun shudders
 I felt dirty just now.
 You should.
%
 I don't play with dead anything. x_x
 Well, except Fangirls.
 But those are for experiments.
 That's such a lie. XD
 Oh, and Cat too. XD
 But she's mean and revived before I could experiment on her.
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 Of course not Socat.
 *Socar
 Socat! We fused!
 Holy crap we fused?
 So what are our powers?
 We're a half-girl-half-guy thing?
 ...
 So we're, bi?
 That doesn't change much for you then.
 XP
 XD
 It still gives her an... er, added apendage. XD
 We eat zombies and toss sporks!
 XD
 Or me, an added... hole?
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* Sato staples a Jigglypuff to Caitlin
* Cat-chan throws a spork at Sato
 NUUU
* TwinbeeMkII runs off with Kitten
* Cat-chan blinks
 Hey, I was handling it. >.>
 No, half of my powers!!!
 You mean body parts?
 Uh sure
 Wow that sounds weird
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 MY VAGINA JUST RAN AWAY!!!
%
 I'm hoping no damage was done to my gender while I was gone. >.>
 Hehe
 Yes, Twinbee.
 I wouldn't count on that.
 I think Cat want's her vagina back. XD
 And yeah! Don't forget my boobs either, I'm proud of those!
 XD
 I forgot about those...
 How could you forget them. Looook at them!!
 Yeah we want those back.
 Twinbee's probably fallen flat on his face from the extra weight by now.... >_> XD
 ^___^
%
 I have B's clothes, plus a video tape of him naked. 
 Hmmm...
 IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE ON EBAY!!
%
 The absurdity of tonight just hit me.
 Unfortunately, while I was swallowing tea.
 So I just choked.
 What absurdity?
 While laughing.
* Vaeran snerks
 Tonight seems... normal.
 For us, at least.
 Well, I'm about to make out with a guy who actually likes me.
 This is absurb in itself.
 How disappointing.. I'm playing with a boy who can't swallow? :p
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 XD
 That should be quoted too
  QUOTED!
  SHIT!
 * Vaeran runs
 Socar is insignificant.
 Heh.
 ....
* Socar15 cries
%
* Cat-chan finally reappears
 Oookay, your 10 minutes is up *reads up*
 DAMN
 OH...MY...GOD!!
 Fuck, we wasted it.
 O.O 
 O.O
 O.O
 O.O
* Vaeran quickly gropes B while Cat is still seizuring ¬¬
* Cat-chan 's face twitches slightly, then she walks backwards slowly into the closet
* B-kun innoceently sing along to the Deka openi -- O_O
%
 B will have to be rushed to the hospital for heterosexuality poisoning
%
 ...
 The hell.
 Now I'm hungry.
 I just talk about nasty ass water and B says he's hungry?
  I hear it's chewy.
 That's made me hungry.
 Oooh. So chewy water makes you hungy?
 Whatever jingles your jammies, I guess :/
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 YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME BY TOO MUCH SEX!!
%
 Jersey is a three hundred pound muscular bald man.
%
* B-kun needs to go to bed
 My mind took out Socar's sentence
 * B-kun slinks away and hides behind Vaeran
  o.o!
  N... Yes.
 You seems to do that a lot.
 Hense the "Socar is insignificant" quote
%
 I find that...
 Oddly amusing.
 We have a guy in the room that doesn't like cleavage and a girl that does. XD
 lmao
 *Twilight Zone theme begins playing*
 XD
 I didn't like THAT clevage!!
 XD
 o___op
 Aww.
 You hear that, Magica?
 Cat doesn't like your cleavage.
 And considering my age, the girls don't normally own much clevage... XD
 hehe
 d^.^b 
 I don't have cleavage?
 Except you, right Cat? XD
 I dunno. But whether you do or not, I'm not interested in it. 
 do.ob
 And yes. I am the exception.
 XD
 I got everyone else's share of breasts. 
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 "EVERYONE~! Lend me your cleavage!"
%
 I just had an image of a Yaoi way to kill him
 Tear him in half with the nyoibo?
 (Doesn't take much imagination to know what I mean...)
 O.o along those lines, Vegeta turning super Saiyan half way through the "event"
 and going over the top
 Heh
 XD
 A new varriation to the "Big Bang Attack"? XD
 XD
* B-kun chokes on his cheese
 God I missed these chats
%
* B-kun uses Super Bicchan First-Aid on Vaeran
 I have spontenaity to work with.
 Nah.
 Sexy Nurse Bicchan o.o
 I try to avoid stating the blatantly obvious.
 Can B be sexy?
 ....
* Vaeran snerks
 I dunno.
 Can I?
 I vote yes.
 Cat also voted yes.
 *looks at his reflection in the monitor*
 Yeah, no.
%
 You could also have full-scale rhinoplastie.
 I always think that has something to do with rhinos.
%
 Anyone want to go another round, or do we need a different game?
 I think in a few minutes I'm going to play the sleepy game.
 Aw :/
 Me too, I guess
 Sun'll be up soon
* Vaeran hisses :E
 Yeah, it's already like 4AM
 Vampire Vae.
 It's only 9 here. XD
 Bah
 I vant to suck your... well, let's not go there. :/
 O.O
 Say what?
* Vaeran coughs :x
 Nothing, sir.
 Am I really out of it, or did you just say what I think you said?
 I didn't say anything!
 ...
 I must've dreamed it.
 Me too
 Wait that came out wrong.
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 :D :D :D :D
 This never happened.
* Socar15 looks away
%
 HE SAID BRB!!
 PORN MOVIE TIME!!
 *porn music*
* Socar15 begins filming
 Ooooh, no. You're IN the movie!
 What
* Cat-chan drags Eric into the mud pit and pulls off his shirt
 RAPE!!
 XD;
 Hee. ^___^
 Oh shush, you like it
 >_>
* Cat-chan molests him <3
* Socar15 is too tired to resist
 :D
 Hey wait, didn't B upgrade you to bisexual?
* Vaeran gropes too
 Wait when did this happen?!
 Um
 C'mon Vaeran, get in the mud. ^___^
 Sometime.
 Now this is gang rape.
* Vaeran dives~
* Cat-chan beckons the clones over to join in
 Think of it like a group hug.
 XD
 ..Naked. :/
 Riiiight
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 Hey, I wouldn't be ABLE to rape you if you didn't like it. ^_~
%
 What the hell are my clones doing?
 Useless.
 ...Having sex with each other :/
 EXCUSE ME?!
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 They certainly are not!
 Xyex's cloning process still has a few bugs.
 Cat and I haven't complained about it so far, cause, heh
 Oh that's just great
%
 ...
* Cat-chan wants another pony ride.
 XD
 Well Socar, you heard her.
 Give her a ride. XP
 Since when am I the slave?
 Since YOU'RE in chains and I have a whip.
 Oh ok.
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* Cat-chan gives EricPony a carrot
* Socar15 eats carrot
 Aww...that's not what that was for. =/
 WOAH
 KIDDING!! >.<
 Now I'm going to have bad thoughts everytime I see carrots.
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* Jerseymilk covers Cat in chocolate.
 Woah
 That's not even funny
 I CAN'T BREATHE!!
* Socar15 eats cat
 ....
* Xyex passes on the obvious implication...
 Oooooooo, Socar is "eating" Cat.
 >_>
 ...
 O.O
 But Amy doesn't. XD
 Nope!
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* Xyex sends all three into a hotel room with a king sized bed.
 Rescue's not worked, so I may as well help. XD
 Xyex, have I mentioned lately that I love you? =/
 Hehe
 I've never had a king size bed so I'll take it.
 And you HAVE had two women licking catnip off you?
%
 Though I do believe in soulmates.
 "Always two, there are. No more, no less."
 An uke... and a seme.
%
 Man, I need to get a job so I can move out. T_T
 Either that, or bribe Jers enough with manga.
 What, and move in with her and Xyex? XD
 You'll never get any sleep
 Vae-chan - I'll bring earplugs. >_>
* Vaeran snickers n.n
 Or, if worse comes to worst, cold water can be a fun weapon.
 With your luck, they'll probably already have a cold water fetish or something :/
 And you know earplugs aren't going to do it.
 You'll be sitting happily in your room with the earplugs on when suddenly they'll bounce in naked on a pogo stick because they can't find the clown shoes
* B-kun screams at the mental image
 My work here is done. <3
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 Your vagina deeply offends me, Socar.
 I'm sure it offends him too
* Socar15 has no response
%
 Fangirl Biccy is terrifying and awesome
 Like a hurricane.
 A gay, squeaky hurricane.
%
 The "Call me Queen!" sounds super-gay. >>
 It's no different from the rest of these, then XD
%
 I've gone days without even talking to myself when I'm really mad at me.
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 Five isn't magical
 Five is VOLTRON
 No, five is Fuckranger.
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 Well, problem is.
 Most of the girls were get aren't legal.
 ... Actually.
 Jers is the only one I can think of who is.
 I think Magica, Meri, and Amy are it.
 Mochi's only a year short now. x_x
 God, that makes me feel ooooold. x_X
 *x_x
 Well, Xyex.
 That's why we ahve Jers.
 To keep us feeling young.
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 Then there was the other legend about the guy that went to visit some witch and she had this beautiful daughter, but the witch had lined her daughter's vagina with gnawing teeth so that all the guys that came would....well meet an unfortunate end as soon as they tried anything with her.....
 ooh. you know, teeth can actually grow in the vagina
 they can't...bite or anything...but they can grow there
 Cool!
 And people ask me why I'm gay. :/
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* Sato has joined #daizenshuu
 ...
 Yo
 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MOCHI
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* Rabid dresses B up as sailor moon, and dresses himself as uranus and Kisses him
 does it work to delay you?
 ... It works to WTF me.
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 You don't understand, any of you.
 That beard is Xyex.
 The human it's attached to is just a host body.
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* lost_in_thought is currently trying to find out where the fuck his dvd is gone off to.
 I ate it.
* Conan is currently trying to find where the hell B's gone off to.
 Ate him too.
 Didn't sound right. >_>;;
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 how do ghosts get it on consideriung their disemobided and all...
 I mean is their ghost semen or something?
 What do you think ectoplasm is? :/
 ...
 haha
 Great.
* Laserkid shudders
 Good luck watching Ghostbusters ever again :D
 Now Ghostbusters is going to kill me.
 Ghostbusters is ruined
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 Greetings Ambrosiana74. Welcome to planet Daizex.
 ... We're a planet now?
* Socar15 blows up the planet
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 B-kun whips Socar
 B is dead for the moment!
 I'm Bicchan!
 Hey, nobody gets to whip me.
 Cept me.
 >_>
* B-kun gives Cat an electric whip
 Hey now, that's unnecessary.
 Funny how I leapt in JUST to say that, eh?
 Nah, I wouldn't do that.
 Just an ordinary Cat-O-Nine-Tails for you.
 Oh ok.
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 I was stolen by Vaeran's friends.
 Literally.
 They own your soul now, sorry :/
 haha
* B-kun escapes back to being raped by Vaeran's group
 <3 <3
B are you re-creating the gang rape scene from Gravi or something?
 Yeah, pretty much.
 Ummmm, so is Vaeran going to burst in and beat them up?
 I think he's cheering them on, actually.
* Vaeran hides pom-poms ¬¬
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 So, what'd I miss?
 Well...
 Son did 'unexplainable things' to little girls...
 Hahaha
 And Pedro thought you should pay more attention in class. XD
 Fuck him.
 XD
 No thanks.
 Ask B to later. XD
 But that would mean he'd be cheating.
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 Yo y'all
 Hey Sato
 How are you Amy?
 She's horny. XP
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 Since Operation: Socar seems to be a failed attempt.
 :/
 He seems to resist the molesting less enthusiastically now.
 But that might just be the result of crushing his will to live. :/
 Well, that's part of the plan, really.
 Or atleast, my version.
 o.o
 I thought we just wanted to turn him gay :/
 Well, break him down, then rebuild him.
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 I just saw "cute" "lusty" "chocolate bar"
 ...i have a story that involves that stuff lol
 And your brain connected these concepts... how?
 I don't know really.
 These things just happen.
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* TripleRach is unpopular
 nah, we just never talk
 More like I just never talk. :[
 true
 Heya Rachel
 Hi
 I like Rachel.
 well i dont NOT like her, she just doesnt interact enough
 I like Gokuu.
 But he's around even less than I am.
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 Eric and I have a love-rape relationship. ^____^
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 I think it's funny how everyone here seems to be more interested in us having sex than we are :p
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* lost_in_thought returns from watching DragonBall.
 WB, Lost in Stuff.
 I am going to fucking kill you.
  *blink*
 Man, misread's are fun. XD
* Xyex read that as "I am going to fuck and kill you." XD >>
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  too long, B
 notice she doesn't tell goc his penis is too long, hrhr
 No. It fit just right.
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* Xyex is impatiently awaiting the arrival of his mail in 1, 2, or 3 days.
 What's coming in the male?
 XD
 o.o
 *mail
 XD
 *MAIL
 ...Something on your mind, B? :X
 *MA FUCKING IL
 X_X;
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 I've always thought 2 children sounded fine.
 We'll have twins and we can mould one each.
 I call the evil one.
 No fair.
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 i think cat took his balls and put them in her purse
 ...
 That works.
* Socar15 shrugs
 :/
 ....wow...she really did
 i mean...he didnt even defend himself
 ...at all
 Not much I can say other than "No she didn't, you asshole"
 That shits just weird. She's a kid, he's an adult, and he's becoming all different.
 Ok!
 Other than me just saying cries and dies I haven't been acting any different fools.
 ....'fools'
 is that the best word you can come up with
 she stole his brain also
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 I should buy you a Tombstone for your birthday.
 I'm not dead dammit!
 That, or steal one.
 Nor do I hope to be in the near future.
 But hey
 If you want to buy/steal a tombstone for me
 That's cool with me.
 whoa whoa whoa
 hold up
 he gets a tombstone
 and all i get is a stupid card?
 Haha sucker.
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 'socars balls'
 'died at far to young an age in an attempt to bang an aussie chick'
 'they would be missed, if the chick would give them up'
 "Here lies lefty, salt of the earth."
 'and here lies righty, who always wanted to go to japan, or cum to a japanese chick, either one'
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 I can't get drunk because I can't buy alcohol until Saturday and I don't want to drink with anyone but my boyfriend and he's not home
 Watch out there, Rachel, he might get frisky.
 Rachel, turning 21 Saturday?
 how do you know thats not what she wants?
 Well, it's not like that wouldn't happen while sober
 I was just thinking the same thing.
 oh dear
 I have nothing good to reply with.
 I'm sorry, I just feel really, uhh... wonky
 i got one
 rach wants the cawk!
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 Fortune then dragged out some chestnuts from the Kutaragi quote book, including my favorite: The PlayStation 3 is a "machine with supercomputer calculation capabilities for home entertainment." Gotta love that Kutaragi's rapier wit.
 Supercomputer. ._.
 Will it allow us to access the information superhighway?
 "Information"?
 It's a porn smuggle ring by now. =/
 True. :D
 I mean
 True. :/
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 ... Besides, sex must be very boring when you're male.
%
 rofl @ the soap opera channel
 "How did you get in my sister's pants?"
 "Secret maintenance hatch."
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* Magica explodes
 I claim the head!!
* TwinbeeMkII grabs
 XD
* Xyex wonders what Twinbee wants with it.... decides it's best not to think about it. XD
 Dodge ball!
* TwinbeeMkII hurls the head at Xyex
* Xyex deflects it toward B.
* B-kun blows it up with the B-Zooka: Ranger Custom*
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 ...
* B-kun smacks Xyex's fics with his special talking ("Aibou te iu na!") Houji plushie
* Xyex drops B's Super Sentai discs into a furance. XP
 *furnac
 ..............................
 *furnace. ><
* Vaeran drops Xyex's testicles into a furnace :/
 Damn.
 You people are mean.
* Xyex drops V into Kamil's house.
 lol
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 Dude, what the hell. o_o *just saw a flatscreen TV in a guest room shot of Dekabase*
 GUESTS get a flatscreen
 ? ._.
 It's Japan :/
 The guests are mad they don't get the 60" 3D holographic display
 .. That might be true.
 "Tentacle rape just isn't the same in 2D!"
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 I'm sitting here in a sports bra because it's hot
 ...
 then mom opens the kitchen window in front of ne
 me*
 Thank Tetsu Conan isn't here.
 He'd be demanding pictures.
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 :(
 Those weren't that great.
 ?
 Maybe if _I_ were in them.
 What the hell are you talking about?
 The quotes.
 Oooh.
 Lemme work my magic...
 Duh.
  I'm sitting here in a sports bra because it's hot
  ...
  then mom opens the kitchen window in front of ne
  me*
  Thank Tetsu Conan isn't here.
  He'd be demanding pictures.
 Tah.
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 Hey Xyex.
 yo-ho
 Don't call me a ho.
 Jerk.
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 Well, I think I'm gonna go watch a movie or something.
 Gah
 You people.
* Magica plays LttP some more
 Xyex has gone from Busy to Writing to Away
 Will it ever end?!
 Ja, people.
 See ya.
* Zackarotto has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
 Be glad it isn't Xyex|Masturbating
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  Ewwwwwwwww, cheese flavoured sperm or worse, sperm flavoured chees. >_<
 For some reason, Amy, I just can't picture you complaining about those. <<
 Shaddup
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 Ya but it's the sperm-flavoured cheese that grosses me out.
* Xyex doubts that highly. <<
* Xyex runs and hides.
 Lol.
 Quiet you!
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 B, I got a question of epic poportions.
* Conan has left #daizex
 XD
 Good question.
 Ya, that's definately epic.
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 Okay, everyone's invited exept for Xyex!
 ... and goc!
 ... and Lost!
 ... Hell, only me, Eric, and Rachel are in. >:(
 What a party
 Wow, not even including V? XD
 ... Him too.
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 And gogo yubari stabbed some poor Japanese boy in the crotch.
 Tastiest meat of all.XP
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 Dammit, I lost my logs, what was I supposed to say?!
 *warning voice* Eric...
 Was it master, or mistress...
* Socar15 thinks
 Well which gender am I?!
 Master could apply to both...
* Cat-chan zaps
 Ouch
 Fine
 Mistress Cat-chan.
 Hey, he can be taught.
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 Alright, fine. You leave me no choice. 
* Cat-chan chains Eric to a wall and puts the B-Klone on Auto-Molest
 Now stay there until you enjoy it.
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 Yes, B and V will be sharing a bed...
 And they expect us to believe nothing's going to happen. :x
 If I hear the buzzing of a video camera, I am so going Kill Bill on all your asses.
 If you hear a video camera, and I'M behind it, I expect a glomp before decapitating me. 
 It would have taken alot of effort.
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 Haha, poor B doesn't realize that's the One Piece dub universe, not his bedroom. XD >>
 Ouch. 
 o.o;
 Oh well, he'll figure it out soon enough.
 If he lives that long.
 He's probably being penetrated by swords by now. 
 Lucky bastard.
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* Xyex realizes the population over there is growing so he builds a themepark in Cat's shirt.
 -_-
* Socar15 rides the rides
* Cat-chan uses the fireworks to blow up in Xyex's nostril
 Just be glad I built it in your shirt.  I couldn't have gotten *really* pervy there. XP
 o.o;
 Only one man rides that ride.
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* B-kun has quit IRC (Quit: Because dammit, I will have relations with everyone in this chat >:O ESPECIALLY Eric.)
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 Hey Socar, isn't life great?  You getting smacked makes a 15 year old horny. XD
 Yep, I had no idea I had such power, without even doing anything.
 That sounded nasty. 
 What sounded nasty?
 What you said
 Wait? We're getting worried about things sounding nasty? Excuse me, I must've walked into the wrong room by accident.
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* Cat-chan is jealous
 Imagine
 A straight man
 Getting lesbian sex before I do
 hey you got Eric
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* B-kun stabs Eric with something resembling a needle he found in Amy and Xyex's closet
 I'm gonna get STD's now.
 You have no idea if that needle is clean or not.
 I'm going to die.
 Die, and I'll KILL you. 
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* Xyex is seeing all of his typos. x.x
 XDDDDDD
 Well it's not like they aren't sixable.
 *fixable. >>
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 How's my Australian female counterpart this lovely night?
 Female counterpart? 
 You know that's odd.
 Just this morning. 
 We're both pimptastic and capable of ruling the world on our sexiness.
 I told my sister that I think I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
 With tentacle monsters, of course.
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 OH MY GOD
 OH FUCKING YES
 HAMBURGER HLEPER IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD
%
 I love Cat.
 I can just picture her saying "I love boys fucking boys. What's there to question?" with this stone cold expression.
 No, with a cutesy smile.
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 So if you woke up and saw your boyfriend blowing another guy right beside you you'd just lay there and watch?
 Possibly try to find a camera.
 Otherwise yes.
 ...
 Oh, Cat.
 I love you. ;_;
 I was about to say the same thing.
 Told you. Gay man.
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 There, now you can both be tortured. <34
 *<3
 I'm so nice.
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* B-kun is now known as Crack_Dealer_B
 Wait. Are you the one everyone is talking about?
 Yes. I'm Sailor Mars. They call me...Frame Sniper. ^___^
 Are you ready?
* Crack_Dealer_B is gunned down x_x
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 Your logs go back to the day you were born, Xyex?
  brb
 *** Xyex has joined the channel
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 Am I Carly's bitch?
 ;)
 I'd take that as a yes.
 I'm nobody's bitch.
 Okay.
 ERIC
 TAKE THAT BACK
 NOW
 Sorry.
 YOU ARE MY BITCH
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 I'd find it hilarious if goc was gay.
 A gay virgin :X
 That would be AWESOME.
 I'd rupture something laughing
 Maybe that's why he's such a dick?
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 Maybe Cat's in shock?
 We may need to reboot her.
 ..
* B-kun remembers Chii from Chobits
 NO. o.o
* Vaeran baps B's hand!
 That's how you get cooties, you fool.
 Eric, you do it.
 It's a suicide mission!
 What am I doing?
 Rebooting Cat. :XXX
 Pressing her.. button :/
 ...
 well
 ok
* Socar15 reboots Cat
 Dammit, are we the only ones here who've read Chobits?
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 Ex-girlfriend?
 Mostly because I haven't talked to her since we broke up and I was worried about her then.
 Yep. o.o
 Wasn't always Super Gay Bicchan. Thought I was straight, once.
 Sorry. I know. It just seems...wrong. XDD
 Though I think I was bi when I was with Sharon.
 And I understand. XD
* Sato is amused by the term "Super Gay Bicchan" XD
 It makes you sound like some kind of superhero. XD
* B-kun poses
* TwinbeeMkII gives B a long scarf
* B-kun is now known as Super_Gay_Bicchan
* Super_Gay_Bicchan AWAAAAAAAAAAY
* Super_Gay_Bicchan crashlands x.x
 XDDDDDDDD
 Into a pile of men?
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 B, where is your boi?
 *looks at the IM*
 We're plotting dirty things with fruit for August.
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 I'm gonna have to fucking reboot. 
 DON'T DO ANYTHING ENTERTAINING WHILE I'M GONE
 I ALWAYS MISS IT
* Cat-chan has quit IRC (Quit: It's okay to be afraid of me, most sissies are. Run home and put on your yellow sundress. YOU WILL BE SO PRETTY!!)
 TIME TO START THE ORGY
 WUHAHAHA!
 I call exact middle
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 God dammit... I've been reacquianted with my hate for all of humanity. So soon, too.
 I'm sorry?
 Is that like... an apology for humanity, or an apology because you're not following what I am saying?
 The former  :)
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 goc: I don't enjoy, actually. But, I do encourage it.
 In fact, if I were a matriarch the likes of, say, Oprah; I'd command my followers to murder those who have yet, or do not wish to conform to my bidding.
 .....lost basically just said he wants to be oprah
 In a manner of speaking.
 I don't want to be an aging, sagging, fluctuating black woman with a tv show. But I'd certainly like her power, and money.
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* Cat-chan rubs asiangirl cooties on B from her hand as she hugs him goodnight
 XD
 *disintergrates*
 Good night. X_x
 Better watch out B
* B-kun has quit IRC (Quit: Because dammit, I will have relations with everyone in this chat >:O ESPECIALLY Eric.)
 Those might turn you into -- BAH
 Say it anyway. XD
 I was going to say they might turn him into a cute asian girl. XD
 O.O
 That can be done?
 B! COME BAAAACK!
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 I like Vancuria better for Jers.
 She has this immortal blood sucking queen aspect about her.
 ... Which is a good or bad thing. I'm not sure which.
%
 I used to frequent MetaSpy a lot, which let you watch what people were typing into Metacrawler
 People would ask the search engine complete questions, and then type "thank you" :X
%
 Check this guy out
 8401127 i crave the taste of ballons    2006-05-06 20:37:47.000
 8401127 what are ballons made of        2006-05-06 20:39:00.000
 8401127 why do i crave the taste of latex       2006-05-06 20:40:25.000
 I like this one because he learned something
%
 Anyways, got to go T_T
 GOOD BYE, WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!#@#@*@
 Lol.
 BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 XD
%
 ... Is it bad I didn't recognize someone's e-mail address, but IMMEDIATELY knew who it was when I saw the subject was "Hey, crumbum"?
%
 You did plant the magic beans before going to the future, right?
%
 One of those shows from the 69s and such?
 60s* .__.
 Hahaha.  Magica's mind's in the gutter. XD
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* Xyex has quit IRC (Quit: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..")
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* VegettoEX has joined #daizenshuu
* ChanServ sets mode: +o VegettoEX
 What a cunt.
 Hi Mike.
 What a great line to come in to.
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 ... Why is there a kitten sleeping on my crotch?
 Cause your crotch is a pussy magnet?
%
 What? XD
 You just seem rather... exicited about the whole legal thing. XD
 XD
 "Screw driving, gimme sex!"
%
 I miss my hubby-kun. >.<
%
 "The female condom can make noises during intercourse."  That resulted in Chibi-Usa being traumatized.
%
 I personally like the pictures where two guys are fucking. And the woman's, like.
 There.
 She serves no purpose.
 She's the ref, B.
 It makes me giggle.
 Co - I just pictured that being Cat's future job.
 Gay porn ref.
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* B-kun stakes a flag depicting Crudely Drawn Stick Figure B kicking Crudely Drawn Stick Figure Xyex in the bum. Or where the bum would be if he wasn't a crudely drawn stick man.
%
 I should be the most hated person here
 I don't even hate you.
 You don't?
 I just like giving you a hard time.
 Oh
 Ooh ooh, who hates me!
 Plus, I feed on the misery of others.
 Delicious, like a nice bowl of soup.
 You're not around enough to hate Rachel. XD
 Maybe that's a reason to hate me! :(
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 Magi says Silver is trying to kiss me now.
 Lose a boyfriend, gain a bird.
%
 You know B, during Conan and my current conversation, your last line just seems wrong somehow....
 XD
 XD
 I was just thinking that.
 Would have been better sightly reversed.
 Like so:
  I don't have a problem with people's fetishes, as long as it's between consenting adults. The only two I hate and think are wrong are with children and other animals because in both cases there's no consent.
  And all they do is grunt and moan. ._.
  Indeed.
 XDDDDDDDDDD
 XD Oh damn, you just got me busting laughing for such a wrong reason.
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* Xyex draws 'inappropriate conclusions' about both B and Pedro being gone for 'food'. XD
* Bicchan|Kitchen_go_BOOM has returned from Cooking. I was gone for 28mins 18secs
* Bicchan|Kitchen_go_BOOM is now known as B-kun
* B-kun slams Xyex with his frying pan
* MagicAFK has returned from Shower. I was gone for 13mins 23secs
* MagicAFK is now known as Magica
 Suspiciious, Magi and I returning at the same time.
 *Suspicious
 :O
 And Peddy just came back, according to AIM :O
 Lies. :o
 All lies. :o
 B and Pedro were getting food and Magi was in the shower... and everyone returned at the same time.  I'd say that's more than just 'suspicious'. XP
%
 And now, I must leave... For a job interview.
 Best of luck Sato, be back later on AIM?
 Yeah. I'll be back.
 See ya.
 Run, he wants to cyber!
 o__o;;;
 If there's anyone I'd wanna cyber with, you'd be it Carly, but your Mom may take the internet off its hinges.
%
 Whatcha up to Conan?
 Nothin' much, as curious as a cat in heat about NEO's story mode, and hanging at the forum right now.
%
 Hey, Rachel.
 *Hey, Jers
 ><;;
 XD
 Same diff
 I was doing so good today :/
 All women are the same in B's mind. :o
 Not entirely.
 Rachel doesn't scare me as badly as Jers.
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 I'm by no means responsible for what your subconcious version of me has to say. :o
%
 Though I vaguely remember one where Cat and I harrass Eric..
 Can't remember about what, though.
 Figures.
 I can imagine *how* you harrassed him. XD
 Ok, that's enough.
 Thanks.
 Ooooooo, B dreamt of a threesome with Socar and Cat and himself. XD
 Nah, I remember it being oddly innocent.
 ... Well, on my end.
 I can't speak for Cat.
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 ... Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
 Yumes is here? o_o
 (She'd kill me for that. >>;)
%
 And yes you did, since you were active back then. XP
 Can you blame me for being inactive now?
 Well I'm still active there.
 You're a more patient woman than I.
 ... which came out a bit wrong. Ignore that, choudai
 So you're a woman then? XD
 I SAID IGNORE IT
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 cumshots look icky
 Try feeling it, Magi. I've gotten into the habit of having a towel nearby when - NEVERMIND
 Ah, so you're not a swallower, B?
 Well, I've never done that, and it tastes a bit bad anyway, so..
 ew
 ... Fuck, I must be in TMI mode.
 I was curious. >>;
 kinda sour?
 Yeah.
 Well, it's different with everybody
 Oh yeah, B, I tried everybody's.
 XD Spit's been busy while she was away! XD
 Not that busy XD
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 Beddy for the Peddy?
 Oh yes. XD
 It's become faaar too late.
 Damn you distractions!
 DYNAMIC EXIT!
 :D 
 ;_;
* Pedro_The_Hutt flying kicks a whole in the wall*
* B-kun watches the door get kicked down
 ... EVEN WORSE
* Pedro_The_Hutt Naisu Gai Poses through the lovely hole in the wall and disappears!*
* Pedro_The_Hutt has quit IRC
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 She looks young, but
 I like that.
%
 Ki: so I've pretty  much JUST encountared Endrance and his strange fascination with touching Haseo in intimate ways
 SouthernFooz: XD
 SouthernFooz: And his mad teleporting skillz
 SouthernFooz: When he goes from two inches from Haseo's pouting, full lips  to five feet behind his cute ass.
 Ki: yes xD
 That's why I shouldn't talk about .hack while looking at porn.
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* Socar has joined #BYPS
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Socar
 "Very good! Keep thrusting!"
 ....
 I just started playing Wind Waker again.
 Ahhhh.
 ... <3 You get an A+ for timing, Rachel.
 No kidding.
* B-kun puts a gold star next to her name on the board
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* Cat-chan has joined #BYPS
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Cat-chan
* Cat-chan strikes pose
 .. YOU WHORE
 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SNEAK AWAY TO GAME
 ^___^
* B-kun glomps ;_;
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 Eeew, you bit Sato?
 I'm fairly certain that's unsanitary.
%
 See what I mean Spit?  She's still not got him broken in. XD
 Oh shut it Xyex, you want some? >.>
 XD
 Just cause YOUR slave is manageable. .___.
%
 NOW OBEY OR BE PUNISHED
 What's the difference?
%
 Commercials.
 Entertain me :O
 I would, B, but you don't swing that way
%
 NO ONE'S AS BAD AS ME!
 BITCH PLEASE
 CAT VS REO
 *REI
 Fight.
 Cat fight!
 Fight
 ...
 Men
 BATTLE OF THE TEENAGE PERVERTS
 XD
 TAKING ALL BETS
 This is all I have left in my life.
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 I'm pretty sure I'd beat you for boobs Spit. XPPP
 Beat me for boobs?
 She'd beat you, and then take your boobs.
%
 Cat, do you still wanna see my boobs?
 I wanna see boobs
%
 Okay, lesse
 I've never groped a man, CAT
 Define grope
 Classify groped?
 Yeah. XD
 ...
 HIGH FIVE
 Hell, even I've done that.
%
 I'm making my elastic count
 Thus, I am topless for nothing
 XD
 Not for nothing.
 It's for the enjoyment of Cat and Socar. XD
 True dat
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* B-kun screams until he loses his voice
* B-kun hides in Cat's breasts for comfort
 YAAAAAY!!
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 I've never...
 gotten head
 Me either. :/
 Nope, me neither.
 Me neither
 B, your go.
 ... That actually surprises me, Cat.
 I'm appalled.
 XD
 XDDD
 I'm the Bad Girl, but I don't have sex. Of any kind.
 Okay, right.
 Just foreplay stuff, and nothing below the belt.
%
 I've never looked at a porn magazine. 
 ....
 Damnit
 XD
* B-kun takes off his shorts
* Spit takes off pants
 O.O;;;;;
* Cat-chan rocks back and forth uncontrollably.
 I shouldn't have said that one, I was asking for it.
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 I've never masturbated
 OH
 ...
 FUCK YOU
 YESSSSSSSSSSSS
 SHIT
* B-kun takes off other sock
 liar
 I swear
 whateva
 XD
 What? I give off the impression that I masterbate?
 Does a belt count? XD
 This entire game is being quoted, is'nt it?
 I don't know Spit... I find that hart to swallow.
 I've tried to a couple of times
 'tried to'?
 What, been interupted?
 No...
 Back out at the last second
 It creeps me out
%
 I think I just realised what the difference between "obey" and "be punished is"
 *"be punished" is
 Bad things happen to his nether-regions when he's punished.
 .. On both sides.
%
 Besdies, Cat really screwed me up last night.
 I stayed up WAY too late.
 Didn't fall asleep until 4.
 Yes B is a fragile lad Xyex.
 He needs his nappies
 *sucks on lolly pop* :x
* Jerseymilk hands B his Dekaranger blankie
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 I can imagine after an hour of waving something around it could get a little tiring.
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 I hope class is cancelled tomorrow, because that was ridiculous.
* Cat-chan super mega turbo glomps
* Socar glomps
 Least you're alright, Socar
 Unfortunately, I'm a gay man now Eric.
 ...
 Making you also gay cause you married me.
 Well that's not fair.
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 LIVE CHAT YOU BASTARD SPAWN OF SATAN AND B
 O.o
 o.O
 Huh?
* Jerseymilk slaps some sense into Rabid
* Sarutobi_Asuma bites amy's hand
 I so want that child. <3
 i'm boooored
 Which one's the mother?
 <_< B is Satan's bitch
 That's really......really a scary concept.
 Now I really REALLY want that child. XD
 With B as the mother. XD
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 The Satan spawn returns. >>
* Jerseymilk gets ready with her katana. <<
* Socar hides
* B-kun has joined #BYPS
* ChanServ sets mode: +o B-kun
 B!!
* Jerseymilk pounces with her katana and slices B's head off
 *comes in with a block*
* Cat-chan takes a running pounce
 What'd I do?
 You spawned with Satan
 Rabid said you were.....
 Well ya....
 Huh?
  <_< B is Satan's bitch
 Congrats B, I had no idea you were a Mommy. XD
 ... Huh...?
 I go off to watch Sailor Moon SuperS and I'm Satan's uke?
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 Oh god.
 My roommate (who is sick) is going to try and drive his car to get something to eat.
 He's gonna fucking die.
 ...
 Either tie him to a chair or go with him to drive.
 The road is like, completely iced over.
 Shit, and it's still snowing.
 If you like him, tie him to a chair
 He's already gone.
 ...........
 I was barely able to make it through the damn parking lot yesterday, and it wasn't even half this bad.
 LOL!
 Apparently he saw a wreck across the street, decided to come back and order delivery.
 Dang, I feel sorry for whoever is delivering.
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* Conan tackles B into a closet to escape from all this Skype talk o__o;;;;
 I left Skype myself, don't worry
* Conan comes out of the closet peering at everyone
 What?
 You came out of the closet? <<
 XD
 I had to phrase it like that. >.<
 Good for you Conan! XP
 Don'
 *Don't worry, Co-chi
* Magica giggles like a little schoolgirl
 It's a bit difficult at first, but it gets better.
* B-kun pats him
* Conan passes out from confusion and stress
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  As your fellow gay man (only not trapped in a woman's body), big brother, and unofficial pimp.
 You are ordered to train Blondie
<|]> wait, what?
 Train him ?o.0
 Train for what purpose
<|]> >_>
<|]> i know how to sit
 Basically, turn him into Eric2
<|]> and i'm housebroken
 Who's that? >>
 ... Where IS Eric?
 You really want her doing that?
 Eric is disobedient! >.>
 You've seen how 'good' a job she's done with Socar. XD
 Exactly! XD
 XD
 SHUT UP XYEX
 He's obedeient.
 After you use the choke chain.
 He's like a doggie.
 Blondie's already my doggy >O
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 You know.....as I'm running around in Paramina Rift, I keep wondering how Fran's butt doesn't get frozen.
 <_<
 I'm not gonna say
 but it involves Vaan, Balthier or Basch and certain actions
 That's just wrong. XP
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 I need money
 For DVDs
 Me too.
 <_< I have money
 Especially the pretty thincase boxsets '.'
 but i'm loosing it tomorrow
 Hurry and give it to us today!
 no chance
 I want my Wii!
 Screw the Wii
 BICCY WANT BOXSETS
 You are getting gravi aren't you?
 ... True..
 ... Damn
 Colin probably would've got atleast one for me. 
 Shame we broke up :x
 <_< well i'm not Colin or your BF so you'll have to work for them boy
 Are you offering to have B be your mistress (mister?) in exchange for presents? :o
 He'd be my sugar daddy? ._.
 Ah, that's the word
 No i don't want B
 And he doesn't want a beardy like me
 ... True.
 <_< he wouldn't want me without the beard either but that's beside the point
 Also true
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 Daughters lock up your fathers
 B's on the prowl
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 why is it whenever i turn serious and dont just do the random 'cawk' and random comedy everyone goes deadly silent?
%
 lol this picture of someone pissing with a subincised penis is funny XD
 Ja ne.
 Night Zack
 A word of advice, Magica? Don't say the things you think about saying.
 buh? o__O
 Because that's not something I want to leave to~
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 ...I'm not a boy.
 Which is a shame.
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 These idiots keep sending me the same spam.
 D:
 Kill them.
 I've deleted the same e-mail for breast implants 5 times now.
 XDDDDDDDD
 I'm a GUY.  What do I need with breast implants. -_-
 They sent me penis enhancement ones. XD
<|]> >_>
<|]> i want breast implants
 XD
<|]> then i could be a prettier girl >_>
 XD
 XD
 Yay I'd get to squeeze your boobs. 0__0
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 .. Can I be a presumptious jackass?
* Jerseymilk smacks B.
 I'm asking for permission, aren't I?
 Haha
* Xyex didn't ask for permission. But then he didn't presume outloud. XD
 *outloud either
 I'm both more polite and blunter than you are :x
 Well, did you and your boyfriend...?
 I can't bring myself ot finish the sentence :/
 Well we have been together for four years. :x
 That would be kind of long to hold out.
 Ya.  Only took Amy and I a little less than a year. XP
 (And then only due to distance XD)
 I'm not ready yet <_<;
 you horny ass bastards.
 B, you can't bring yourself to ask Rachel yet I'd barely been at Xyex's place 2 days and you're online asking me if he was any good. XPPPPPPP
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 Naraku fucks death in the eye but never actually dies.
 Now there's a memorable statement.
%
lost_in_thought> I also managed to get some whipped cream on my shirt a few times though.
 I read that as "whipped cream up my skirt".
 And I got really excited.
 Then I read it properly.
 Mike: You dirty boy.
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 Gotta restart the computer.
* B-kun has quit IRC (Quit: So we are the Engrish, Engrish, Engrish~ Nonsense Sentai Engrishranger!)
 o_O Why do I suddenly fear for my life?
 He had to restart for the killrabid.exe to complete installation.
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 If I'm Buffy and Zack is... either Angel or Cordy...
 I need a Giles.
 .. I vote Rachel.
 I'm the first person that comes to mind to be a middle-aged British guy?
 Well, you're smart and witty and funny, in a dry sort of way.
 And I swear that's supposed to be better than it sounds.
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 Cat's Dru.
 She has the kinky seductive psychobitch thing down.
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 So, where are B and Rachel?  Did B's werehetero powers kick in and make him drag her off to Cat's closet? XD :x
* B-kun guts Xyex with Yuna's staff
 XD
 Been playing FFX.
 Of course, he comes back just in time for that. XD
 I'm incredibly proud of myself.
 for taking Rachel into the closet?
 Have enough money to get Yojimbo before I even reach his -- *beheads Rabi* -- cave.
 XD
 Heh
 Fell asleep
 Damn B must be bad >_>
 You notice how they both come back at the same time Rabbit? 
 XD
 Yeah I did
 kinda suggesting isn't it
 Well I heard the highlight.
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 What do FFX and comedy central show drawn together have in common?
 Neither are funny?
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 I kept teasing Jerry over glow in the dark bubble bath and hot tubs xD
 XD
 You know Magica, if he ever used a glowing condom, it'd look like a light saber. XD >>
 LMFAO
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 I found my own Mr. Pointy.
 >>
 I was looking for a sock and found a stake. ._.
 Lord knows why it's in my our living room.
 Most males find "Mr. Pointy" as children B.
 ......
* B-kun blushes and blows up Jers's soul
%
 You can tell when I'm REALLY sleepy when "Someday I want to feel myself" doesn't make me laugh
 .... Unless I'm actual maturing.
 ...
 I'm scared. ;_;
* B-kun hugs Jers
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* Rabid picks up B, fluffs him out, and uses him as a pillow on a bed of nails
 wanna jump on my pillow amy?
 Nah. I fear that would worsen my nausea and then I'd vomit on it. >>
 ... DAMMIT
 ERIC IS THE CHAT BITCH
 ERIC
 I'M THE GOD
* B-kun points to the ~
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 The Moogles in FF12 throw mw off.
 *me
 They look like little girls. @_@
 Or maybe I just look from the wrong angle.
 I don't think you should be looking from that angle. :x
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 It's true..B's peanut finallly turned over
 Nah, I'm just hyper and sining
%
 gah, my legs feel dead
 ...maybe they need to be remastered?
* godofchaos cuts off egxs legs
 ALL BETTER!
* Magica chuckles.
 Wait...his thighs need to be colored from white to orange.
 haha
 oh wait, almost forgot
* godofchaos shaves egx head
 ITS JUST HAIR!
 Don't forget the rup!
 rip*
 no stitches needed
* godofchaos pulls on his ear until he starts to bleed
 ..didnt it have a hole in the middle also?
 If this conversation is any indication...
 You all are going to love this coming podcast.
 you got the set?
 That's all I'm going to say.
 oh?
 You chop off Julian's legs?
 ...damnit
 i shoulda thought of that joke
 No, but that's a good idea.
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* Conan flashes eevryone'
 PICS GODDAMIT
 o__o
 I'M COMING
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 I don't want kids, I want sex!
 ...
 I didn't say that
%
 I have my tinkerbell jammies on :D
 I should go get a bra on, though <_<
 But my hand is still resting. >_>
 <___<
 Remove your hand, I'll remove mine.
* Magica sticks her hand in jerry's pants again and squeezes
 Yay.  FMV two is up.
 Yipe!! O_O
* Xyex bets something else is up now too. >.>
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 gotta be a better name then tits galore though
 WET CUNT!
 I like wet pussy better <_<
 don't we all
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 ... I want to kill everyone who comments on Youtube.
 Specfically those who comments on Yu-Gi-Oh! GX eps they KNOW are in Japanese and STILL WONDER WHY THEY'RE NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH
 XD;;
 (While, ironically, typing in horribly grammar)
 *horrible
 (That wasn't horrible grammar. THat was just careless :x)
 And "THat" was also careless. :P
 Maybe they're just trolls.
 ... While I know what the internet definition of troll is, I just imagined a bunch of small ugly men under a bridge watching Yu-gi-oh on YouTube. XD;;
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 I remember when I first moved back to the States, the kids in school used all kinds of words that I had never heard before.
 One of which was "horny", which I had to figure out through context. @_@
%
 Yeah, go black and never go back. Go canuck, and that's how you *gets censored*
%
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* TwinbeeMkII has joined #BYPS
 it was worth it...
Sato> XD
 But you didn't get it all through. XD
 GAH!!
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 I'm not gay
 But I did hug a man today
 >> If hugging a man makes you gay.
 Then there are VERY few straight guys.
 I've hugged a man before and I'm not gay.
 Yeah, I gotta agree there
%
 Let's have a drunken party.
 Nah..that'd just lead to a drunken orgy
 and you know how that always goes
 Funnily enough, Colin just logged on AIM.
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 Alright, I got a test tomorrow
 I plan to just wing it without studying, but I should probably get some sleep
 Night Zacko
 Heh heh. Ja.
 Bye bye
* Zackarotto has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
 G'night -- Bastard. :(
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 First time through is when I 'push' or rush.
 Ya exactly Xyex. Don't you want to take time to enjoy it?
 That's WHY I enjoy it.
 Because on the first play it's the story I care about the most.
 Everything else is irrevalent.
 Like Eric?
%
 People keep leaving without saying anything!Q
 XD
 You should beat them up Spit. XD
 I should
%
 I remember there was an episode of Beavis and Butthead where one of them had a really bad nosebleed, so they ended up using tampons to plug it up.
 I've done that
%
 *Transforms into Sato, pokes Spit, transforms back*
 XDDDDD
 Xyex is more then meets the eye
 Is he a robot in disguise?
 Nope just a weirdo
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Sato> Dammit... Someone stole my pants while I was sleeping...
 Not that I was actually wearing the pants while I was asleep. XD;;
* Sato pokes Spitty.
 Do you have to poke me right after you say that?
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 Oh ya Spit, B said you look like Miyavi. XD
 So, you think I look like Miyavi?
 In one or two shots, yes
 I'm not Japanese
 Or a guy
 You don't have to be a guy to look like MYV
 Well ya Miyavi looks like a girl.
 So B thinks that Spit looks like a guy that looks like a girl? XD
 K. Fine. In a picture of me not facing the camera, I look like Japanese rock star.
 ...
 That doesn't sound that bad, actually
%
 Yesterday, this idiot at school yelled at me to learn how to eat because my dumb friend Jesse over-filled my hand with Chinese noodles, thus, I stuffed them in my mouth. But I just flipped him off.
%
 Hey
* Xyex glomps Amy and knocks her to the floor
 Hello
* Xyex drags Amy off to the closet. >>
 HEY
 HEY HEY HEY
 IT'S NOT SUNDOWN YET
 XD
 XD
 So? XD
 Like that's ever stopped us. XD
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 Damn, it's too long
* B-kun changes topic to 'Zackiroth impales Spirith: http://magikarp46.com/xyex/FGHBeta08.zip | Cifa has b00bs | Amy power-punches Sato's gun arm into non-existance while Rachel is cute and ninja-y and Peddy munches on pocky | Meg rides Rabi | Biccy writes Jasmine/Urara porn, is adored by the Super Sentai fandom | Sato laughs at the Americans stuck in yesterday | B laughs knowing Aussieland will sink first'
 WIN
 I'm conten.
 *content
 XD
 I am also content. Because I have just recieved dinner.
 I'm sure Cat won't object to having b00bs
 ?
 Well, she's promoted it before... XD
 True XD
 Meg - Cat is Tifa in my twisted version of Final BYPS VII
 heh...figures
 You and Rabi are from AC. :x
 Cait Sith rides Red in it >>
 I...ride Rabi..?
 That you do.
* TwinbeeMkII smirks, thinking she can have fun ribbing Rabi
%
 Some people need lives
* Spitty strokes Mirai Trunks action figure
%
 When I got a hundrd bucks, went to a bookstore, and it mysteriously disappeared.
 ... The hundred bucks, not the bookstore. >>
%
 B with his glasses working at a bookstore
 I smell porn plot
%
 I bet if you talked to B on the phone and he started talking about Angel or Dekaranger or whatever his latest obssession is, you could walk away, go to the bathroom, get a bite to eat, then come back and he'd not be finished yet and not notice you left. >>
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-B-kun:@#BYPS- (@#BYPS@): After hours of work, Swan proudly placed her hands on her hips and marveled over her newest success - She had perfected mecha sexual intercourse. Complete with offspring, oddly enough.
 Because we all know Patstriker's arms serve a dual function.
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 Now if I knew someone who owned a van and was willing to dirve me all the way up to Canada moving would be a lot cheaper. XD
 XD
 A hundred for the ID and Passport, maybe give them a hundred or two to cover gas, and that's it.
 Instead of a couple hundred dollars for a planet ticket and who knows how much to ship my crap.
 Ah.
 *plane
* Sato could just imagine Xyex at the airport saying "Yes, I'd like to reserve two planet tickets to Mars". XD
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 18th Birthday Giles had him jump a powerful vampire and behead him.
 Superhero Giles, if you will.
 .... *tries to get that image out of his head*
 XD
 What, picture him in spandex? XD
 Yes. ;_;
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 Are you wearing pants?
 Yes.
 K
 'Cause you're not aloud to poke me if you're not wearing pants
 I take it as a sexual advance
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 yummy ^_^
 x-mas cake >_>
 Little late for that, isn't it?
 Must be pretty stale by now.
 nope
 still moist
 my mum's x-mas cake normally lasts about 4 months before becoming inedible
 thanks to air tight boxes
 and the alcohol content >_>
%
* Spitty wants a Wii
 * Spitty wants a Wii - So do I. Oddly, I mostly want it for the exercise
%
<|]> leavin for vacatiooooon tomorrow
<|]> today\
<|]> mochi's coming with me :3
<|]> we're going up to west virginia to go skiing
 heh
 Skiing...
 Riiiiiight. XD
<|]> >_>
<|]> i was going to say something, but it would almost certainly be taken the wrong way
 Well, I suppose you will be hitting the slopes at least. >>
<|]> oh dear
 @_@
%
 I'm suddenly not entirely sure if Takeshi even used one of Satoshi's balls.
 ....
 That could have used better phrasing. :x
%
 ....
 There should be gay Pokemon.
 So this "PRIMEAPE is immobilized by love!" shit doesn't happen
 lmao
 You just want a gay monkey
%
 Oh ya Happy Birthday B.^^
 Well, that was yesterday. >>
 Though I'm getting more pressies tomorrow :D
 <_< i read that as pussies not pressies 
 >>;;
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 XD We have a real funny spambot on Daizex.
 HOT SEXY BRITNEY PORN! SEE HER BEAR IT ALLLLLL FOR THE UNKNOWING CAMERAS!!1111
 Hm.
 *UNKNOWN
 It's created threads such as "anal sex tutorial", "unbelievable anal movie", and "does pig penis hurt?!" XD
 Amy, you got it wrong. XD
 The threads are:
 Does pig peenis hurt?
 Unbelievable ana movie
 and
 Anal sex tutorial :)
 Well excuse me for proofreading XP
  Anal sex tutorial :) - *just had flashes of Co*
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 I return. 0.0
 And no one is home. 
 hi asl plz
 Amy ^_^
* Rabid pokes Amy with a stick
 Magica: 500 yrs, hermaphrodite, and Oz.
 :O
 wuna fuk?
 Nah, amybe next time. 
 *maybe
 ;0
 Xyex would have my head.
 Actually he would encourage it Magica seeing as we're both female. XD
 lol
 He's into that? XD
 He's one of those, "lesbians are hot" guys. -_-
 o_O he'd film it, give jerry a copy, sell one
 oh boy o__o;
 Yep
 Lesbians CAN be hot, only if the ladies are hot
 Give jerry a copy.. jerry'd probably be there. XDl
 Yes, I bet he would. XD
 lol
 <_< but with you two the hotness isn't a factor, as it's JUST WRONG, as B wouldn't be able to see the mental trauma >_>
 XD
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 Awwwww, I'm sorry B.
 Whip him amy, that's what he wants
 Uh no that's okay.
 Besides, Mike still has my whip. XP
 which mike?
 ... LaBrie, not Sato.
 I think.
 so cheese not aussie
 I don't really wanna think about Aussieboy being kinky.
 That's Aussiegirl's area.
 xD
 he's kinkier than a horny dominatrix
%
 You're jsut adorable B
 Why are you still single?
 lol
 Mostly because all of the people who like me are either girls or wish to be girls. ._.
 I think it's the gay man's advantage working against me.
 Making straight men jealous means little if I'm dateless too ;_;l
 And of course Peddy, who's the gayest straight guy I know, is in Belgium. >>
 They're either straight, taken, foreign, or all of the above.
 Isn't Rabi bi?
 ... He's Rabi >>;
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 I'm back.
 XD
* Sato had a shower.
 ...
* Meg-chan wonders if Sato even saw
 You never left. XD
 It's loading.
 Ewwwwwww, Sato showered at the computer! XD
 I like the idea Xyex
 Bad timing Twinbee... XD XP
 XD
 ...
 I stand by my response
%
 I am enraged that B is not here
 He will deal with my wrath
 Of pimpishness
%
 I love how Kendra gets a crush on Xander and he doesn't even notice
 Yeah
 Would have been cool if she'd stuck around.
 They could have killed and revived her like they did Buffy to get Faith around.  XD
* Jerseymilk has joined #BYPS
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Jerseymilk
 ...
 Buffy, Kendra, and Faith
 That would've been fun XD
 Yes. XD
 Bunch of ecchis. -_-
%
 Sato, Rachel, have you met Ki?
 No.
 hello :D
 Nice to mee'cha.
 same here <3
 I've heard a lot abou'cha.
 oh crap. B, what did you tell them?
 Age, sex, phone number, address, measurements..
 ......I don't even want to know how you got my measurements.
%
 seriously, B, what did you do to me this time?
 You can kill people now :D
 if I had a nickel for every time I said that...
 omg.
 my lifelong dream accomplished ;_;
%
 B cheat's.
 He's owner, which makes him higher than us.
 And thus we can't touch him.
 ....eww, why would we want to?
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* Conan changes topic to 'Welcome to #BYPS, the land of gay porn. Conveniently located between Cat's b00bs. | Quotes last updated: 3/31/07 | The hamsters henshin into Chou Aku Sentai Rodentanger and conquer Aussieland. | They are opposed by Sato/Red Kangaroo and Cat/Pink Koala, and are smashed by Cat's Pink Cleavage | Co borrows genki from all | Class, meet Ki. Ki, mee -- NO, KI, STOP FONDLING THE TEACHER''
 :x
 >.>
 Looks like Ki's changed targes due to the length of the topic. XD
 *targets
 ... ;_; But I'm the teacher!
 XDDDDDDDDDD
* B-kun changes topic to 'Welcome to #BYPS, the land of gay porn. Conveniently located between Cat's b00bs. | Quotes last updated: 3/31/07 | The hamsters henshin into Chou Aku Sentai Rodentanger and conquer Aussieland. | They are opposed by Sato/Red Kangaroo and Cat/Pink Koala, and are smashed by Cat's Pink Cleavage | Class, meet Ki. Ki, mee -- NO, KI, STOP FONDLING THE TEACHER'S AIDE'
 >>;;;
* Xyex changes topic to 'Welcome to #BYPS, the land of gay porn. Conveniently located between Cat's b00bs. | Quotes last updated: 3/31/07 | The hamsters henshin into Chou Aku Sentai Rodentanger and conquer Aussieland. | They are opposed by Sato/Red Kangaroo and Cat/Pink Koala, and are smashed by Cat's Pink Cleavage | Class, meet Ki. Ki, mee -- NO, KI, STOP FONDLING CONAN'
 >.>
 XDDDD;;;
 .. oh, GOD no
 Never give me that image again. @_@
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<|]> mochi says hi
 Where is she?
<|]> she says to tell you that she's in my pants.  but she's not.  she's at her house.  and not in my pants.
 XD
 And tell her I said yo -- Oi. ._.
%
 Dammit.
 One of
 *One of you
 Give me a screenshot of the hero's room with the TV and Wii
 Don't have any pictures of my room, sorry.
 I thought you were more of an evil crimelord than a hero
 Lawyer, actually
 Same thing.
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 But I haven't in like....
 2 weeks...?
 An hour?
 XD
 Maybe 3.
 XDDDDDDDDDdd
 Nooo XD
 Ya' had sex two weeks ago? Lucky you, I haven't all my life. >_<
 XD I didn't mean that >>
 Two or three weeks without porn? x.x
* Xyex would explode. XD
 I meant just without ..."making myself happy" >__>
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<|]> what a way to put it 
<|]> >_>
 That's Mochi for you. XD
%
 Oh wait did you tell them XD
 About the umm
<|]> did i tell them about what?
 Patrick's story? XD
 And how you interpreted it XD
<|]> we were all in the car
<|]> and i was tickling mochi
<|]> and patrick decided to be all philosophical
<|]> and he was like
<|]> okay, so the sun and the wind decided to have a contest
<|]> and the wind was all like
<|]> I CAN BLOW THIS DUDE'S COAT OFF
<|]> JUST WATCH ME, BITCH
<|]> and he blows and blows
<|]> and the dude just holds on tight to his coat
<|]> and the sun goes
<|]> step aside, noob
<|]> and he shines all bright
<|]> and the dude's like lol its hot
<|]> and takes off his jacket
<|]> and i was like
<|]> so...
<|]> the moral of the story is
<|]> if i get mochi hot she'll take her clothes off
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 That would be Xyex's moral about me. >.>
 XDDD And then Duki goes "OMG I can't believe you interpreted it that way, you guys are perverts! You belong in the pervert hole!" XDDD
%
 I hate cursive.
 We have these neat, straight letters that were partially derived from the Greek alphabet, and one day someone decides "let's make a new, squiggly version of the alphabet so that no one can read each other's writing!"
%
 Man, I need to sleep
 When Shizune falls to the floor after being knocked out by Tsunade, her head is facing the window. Later, when Naruto wakes her up, her head is now facing the door. 
 I thought that said "after being knocked up by Tsunade" ><
%
 I don't like hearing about my friends having sex when I'm horny
 I mean
<|]> xD
 When I'm deprived...I dunno...I wanna get laid
%
 Nope but he doesn't wear pants
 That's true for me. :X
%
 if I could make that sound I'd scare the fuck out of people
 if a human being could make that noise in their throats, people who heard it would just melt
 ...you can't prove they wouldn't
 XD
 I can apparently do odd things with my voice
 ... I was going to say "throat", but there's no way I can say that around you freaks.
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* B-kun Super Biccy Miracle Blows Eric
 ...
 Don't blow me.
 And don't tell me what to do, Eric. >>
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 ¬_¬ like i'd be that rude to anyone but my father
 0.0
 You're rude to me daily!
 B is Rabid's father...!
 XD
 NO JUST FUCKING NO
 I DO NOT WANT THAT TAINT
%
 Is Patch male or female?
 ... Not sure. *goes to look*
 B IS MOLESTING KITTENS
%
 Though still....no one's connection is as bad as B's. >>
 That thing's like the Bermuda Triangle.
 You see things go in that direction and they disappear forever. >>
%
 Naruto made a mistake I've learned of long ago
 Don't piss off ferrets
%
 http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html oh for fucks sakes
* TripleRach laughs maniacally
 D:
 ...That was bad timing. :|
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 Send what?
 A Star Wars chronological guide.
 Going by episodes/movies of all the series.
 HE's LYING
 IT'S DOLHPIN ON HOUSE POR -- *falls with an axe in his back*
 Dolphin on house porn?
 XD
 Dr House fucks dolphins now?
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* Xyex is bored so...
* Xyex baps everyone on the head with a rubber chicken.
* B-kun has quit IRC (Quit: *implodes self with the Plot Device Crystal*)
 XD
 Powerful rubber chicken. >>
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<|]> and i've lost my mp3 player
<|]> i'm sure she's hiding somewhere stupid
<|]> or in my room
 Yeah...
 it is kinda messy
<|]> kinda messy?
<|]> KINDA messy
 XD
<|]> you've got to be shitting me.
 Ok really messy >>
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 Oh, Yumes is gonna let me play with her.
 ...
 FUCK OFF, XYEX.
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* Xyex changes topic to 'As of 06/03/07 Rachel is now 22, one year closer to being ancient! :o'
 XD
 Says the one with the 30 year old girlfriend.
 31. XD
 And tell her I said that and I will FUCKING KILL YOU.
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 ... God, I feel like a dork.
 Singing along to Naruto Ondo while wearing my "I (kanji for love) Anime" shirt -_-;;;;
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 Rachel?
 You around?
 Nope
 Damn. I'll have to try again later. :/
 (I was kidding. Unless you wanted to kill me, then I was serious.)
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 You know what that means, kiddies.
 No more phone sex D:
 Gotta save the fun stuff for Xyex.
 Nah, don't worry B.  I get plenty of that with Amy. XP
 TMI
* B-kun dies
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 GOD DAMMIT, LAURA. STOP COMING IN WHILE I'M TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH PORN.
 YES, THE KITTENS ARE CUTE.
 NOW LET ME WANK
 (I am so going to hell ._.)
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* Rabid places a spoon of "old man Rabid's five alarm spoon melting chilly" into B's mount
 .. Into my what?
 ...
 mouth*
 MOUTH
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* B-kun takes out the Fooz's Keyblade (which resembles somethign unmentionable >>) and seals the door
 0_0
 XDDDDDDDDDDD
 B!
 Pull your pants back up! XP
 >>
 <<
 *runs*
 I stole this off Rabi, thank you >:|
 o.o
 Ouch.
 You stole Rabid's......"keyblade"?
 So you're like that Bobbitt woman!
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 Yo
 I'm hot
 I'm tired
 I'm sore
 But I'm happy. ^_^
* Xyex has OoT back!
 ...That's not quite what I was expecting the explanation to be.
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 Went out the back door, and JUST as I was turinng the corner to get to the front porch, the ice cream truck was going by.
 B-kun is happy.
 All those kids.
 Pedo tyme.
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* TwinbeeMkII leaps into Cat's shirt and smiles, snug and safe
* Xyex gives Twinbee a map so he doesn't get lost in there. >>
 XD
* TwinbeeMkII finds a nice resort near the twin peeks
* TwinbeeMkII makes plans to head way down south for the winter
 XD...wait what? o.o
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* TwinbeeMkII knew he'd get it
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* Cat-chan swaps genders with Twinbee and pounces on B
* TwinbeeMkII grins and runs like hell
 You'll never get it back now Cat.
* Socar has joined #BYPS
 I'm somewhat of a gender bender these days anyway. XD
 XD Nice thing to say just as your husband comes in.
 What do you mean, Hubby-kun is gonna be gay anyway
* Cat-chan pulls out one of the shiny new B-Klones and sets on Eric
 I thought we were past this.
 Operation: Socar is UNDYING.
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 It's fucking Friday...this is my summer vacation...and I have nothing to do
 Nowhere to go
 Nobody to hang out with
 Bah
 Things to do 
 And people to hang out with
 Are both overrated.
 If I had money I'd have things to do!
 Only things I have to do are computer related.
 And none of them are getting done
 Because I'm in here talking to you dorks. XP
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 ... Penis cake? XD;;
 Penis shaped cake, yeah
 Spitty, you can call me whichever. :p
 No, they made a cake out of penises
 And we're coming for yours
 No pun intended
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 So...to find a guy...I should start cleaning all the time?
 Or pass out for a really long time?
 Or eat a poisonous apple?
 Man, frig than
 *that
 I'm swinging the other way, then
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 He's trying to rape me with my pants on.
 It's not working.
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<|]> mochi's layin down on my couch
 :o
 ...
 I feel bad
 I misread something.
 ... And it didn't even surprise me.
 *blink*
 Did you misread what I misread? >>
 C word?
 Yup
 ...
 I did that also.
 In fact that's what I still thought it was until you guys mentioned it.
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 ;_; I wanna be killed by an old ladt.
 *lady
 Wait 40-50 years.
 Where Jers will obtain world dominance and kill me to prove a point?
 Well, it's not quite who I meant, but that works, too.
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 Publically it's a museum anyone can enter.
* B-kun has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
 aww
 and now the room is dead...
 That's because B takes up 70% of the chatroom conversation with his "fanboy musings". XP
 BLABLABLA RANGER BLABLABLA BUFFY BLABLABLA NARUTO
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<|]> you were having sex with a cactus, weren't you
 Owwwwww @_@
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 I don't know what extra powers +a gets.
 The power to be a successor incase B dies.
* Xyex chops off B's head and throws it in the furnace.
* Xyex elects Mochi as new owner. XP
 XD Awww poor B-kun
* B-kun has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
 :O!!!!
 nice work Xyex.
 Look what you did! o-o
 Someone dump the body before we all get in trouble.
 I'll dig a hole.
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<|]> my head aches x_x
 Awwww go to sleep D:
<|]> I don't have a bed anymore, i'm going to have to sleep on the floor >_>
 D:!
 Come sleep with me D:
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 Ya that site's the best.
 I joined the forums there since the people that run the site seem with it, but then I lurked and saw there's a lot of stupid fanboys there. I mean I can see why others hate Naruto fans and call them Narutards when I see them like that. -_-
 They're worse than the dumb DBZ fans.
 True but the same could be said for daizex
<|]> Perhaps the same could be said of all religions :/
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* Sato pokes Spitty.
* Sato returns to being distracted by One Piece stuff.
 I have the power to un-distract nerdy boys from Anime. I feel special. Well, it's only for a second, but it's still a HUGE compliment
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* Zackarotto is packing for a trip
 Where you going, Zack?
 Oh. I'm going to Kentucky.
 So, you're ditching me?
 For how long?
 Seven... eight days?
 I would have left without a word but B-kun made me come to chat.
 Oh, so you're an asshole?
 Yeah, basically.
 Oh, wait, I knew that. ^^
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 Amy may hit me but I think I like cursed seal 2 Sasuke
 Hey I don't care. XD To me just looks like the result of a gargoyle and transvestite mating.
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 Oh darn, Rob and I would be happy to test them. XP
 Nah.
 Condom's get in the way. XP
 Yes but we don't have to admit we used it during the sex, just make it look like we did. XD
 Just stick it on a banana and play pirates!
 lmao
 "Arg! I'll stab ye in yer poopdeck!"
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 http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1183857310229.jpg
 .. B?
 XD
 YOUR B IS A WHORE
 Well, MY B is YOU Fooz, so you just called yourself a whore. >_>
 Awww, you called me your's <3
 I didn't know you felt that way about me <3
* B-kun is shit
 ..
 *shot
 SHUT UP
 SHUT UP
 XD!
 SHUT THE FUCK UP
 You are shit.
* Socar was kicked by B-kun (;_;)
* Socar has joined #BYPS
* ChanServ sets mode: +ao Socar Socar
 It was worth it.
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 I'm bouncing between the computer and kitchen.
 <_< you'd rather be bouncing on Gackts lap
* TwinbeeMkII nosebleeds
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 See, now I find this kinda funny << Rabi's about to slit my throat for a link, and when I do, he squicks over the format.
 *and when I do give it to him
 <_< I wasn't going to use that method to persuade you B
 I find pleasure works better than pain ~.o
 "Aah! Oh no! Please, stop giving me pleasure! Alright, I'll give you the link!"
 @_@
 ..
* B-kun takes out a golf club
* TwinbeeMkII runs
* B-kun punts Rabi, Rachel, AND Shaun into a black hole
 Luckily, black holes can't hurt me.
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* Rabid licks the back of B's neck and wonders off
 ^_^ there now B will have nightmares for a year
* Rabid was kicked by B-kun (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1)
 ...
* B-kun hides
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 http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v144/cuttsie/1183916386920.jpg
 That is so B and Cat >_>
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 night people
 Night
 Night
 Night Rabi.
 G'night
 ~takes B with him~
 Actually, I should be getting to bed too
 ...
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 That's creepy.
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 NAO IT'S A FOOZ
 KILL IT
* B-kun has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
 The timing!
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 When B gets back I shall kick his little gay butt.
 What'd he do that I missed?
 * Xyex has quit IRC (Quit: <|]> you were having sex with a cactus, weren't you)
  !!
  TRAITOR
  How dare he choose his fiancee over .hack >:|
  (Jers is gonna hurt me for that later..)
 XD
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 Probably got distracted and had a relative steal the computer.
 Yeah
 That happens a lot with him. XD
 Downloaded too much porn.
 Crashed the computer.
 XD
 Nah, it wasn't a disconnect.
 But that might explain all the other times.
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* TwinbeeMkII pokes dead room
* B-kun shatters
* TwinbeeMkII glues him back together...sorta
 oops...
 o_O Shaun that piece you're still holding is rather important to a man >_>
* TwinbeeMkII looks down at it "Oh I'm so freakin keeping this" Puts it away
 ;_;
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 ._. I can't do it ._.
 I tried, but I can't be gay ._.
 I KNEW IT!
 B IS REALLY HETERO!
 So gay he's straight.
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 What I don't get is the girls who only want to have anal so they can "stay a virgin"
 ... Seriously? XD;;
 "Yeah, I'm a virgin, but a dozen guys have fucked me up the ass." >_>;;
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 I've decided the pre-episode preview for ep 106 of Sailor Moon iswin
 *is win
 The ep tht shows how Haruka and Michiru win.
 ..
 *meet
 XD
 As narrated by Usagi, "Haruka-san and Michiru-san are very beautiful. I'm sure the way they met is also very beautiful. After all, Haruka-san said Michiru-san is 'more than a lover'. Could it be... No, no, no way! Come on... Hey, you with the weird thoughts! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
 heh
 XD
 'course, considering that's aimed at people with perverted thoughts, "I'll punish you" isn't the best choice of words
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 Hey guys!
 My friend Bryant is a FF-loving, Rp-ing, crazy geek. You think he'd fit in here? 
 Maaaaaaybe
 But the only real way to find out someone's pain tolerance level is to hit them a lot.
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 ...So it turns out I can't operate my DVD player with a game controller.
 You were expecting you could? How could the controller be inserted into the player in teh first place?
 Maybe she wanted to use the Wiimote? XD
 I was playing a game a bit ago and still had the controller in my hands, and now that I'm trying to use my DVD player, I kept hitting buttons on the controller trying to pick the episode I wanted.
 Then I realized what I was doing.
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* Magica|Laptop snorts
 I has a pizza.
 .. YOU'RE SNORTING PIZZA?
 BAD GIRL
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 I still have Rob as an excuse!
 Except I'm not really paying attention. >>
 Gah >< I hate when that happens.
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 Someday, I'll be able to unzip things
 XD
 I could so go places with that.
 I so could. 
 lol
 But I'll be good. XD
 XDDDD You don't have to be when I set it up that easy
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 The Socar is indeed a two handed weapon.
 ...
 XD
 K
 I don't know
 I figured Cat made the sword big
 As compensation for the original. XP
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 NICE
* Xyex bows.
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 Does AV mean porn?
 Oh
 Adult Video
 Yes it does
 Thanks
 Welcome.
 XD
 Spit's looking at porn!
 What?!
 That's what I figured.
 XD
 You asked if AV meant porn.
 Therefor
 You wanted to know so you knew if you should download it or not
 And then said thanks when you found out it was
 Thus you wanted to download it. XP
 XDDDDDDDDD
* Xyex notes that Spit has yet to deny she is looking at porn! XD
 I think that "What?!" was more along the lines of "how did you know?!"
 Exactly! XD
 I'm not looking at porn, damnit!
 I was looking at a chick giving a blowjob to a gun
 ...eh, close enough.
 She gets shot
 Well, if that's your thing... ok.
 XD
 >_<
 I wasn't jacking off to it or anything
 What, not violent enough for you?
 Guess not
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 Just a little fact about me
 I don't masterbate
 XD
 That's right!
 XDDDD
 You remember that, eh?
 You should add it to your "about me" section on facebook.
 I found it seriously entertaining that you didn't believe me
 Just goes to show
 She fits in around here perfectly.
 She's completely crazy. XD
 XD
 XDDDDDDD
 I guess so
 I probably would if I had a cock
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 I'm going to go have a burger.
* Sato pokes Spitty.
 You're not touching my burger
 ....
* Xyex bites his tongue.
 ...
* Spitty punches Rob
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 I remember someone on LJ saying that Hooter's chicken wings were covered in pussy sauce D:
 I was like,... "But I like Hooter's chicken wings D:
 Hooter's has excellent chicken wings
 I guess I know the secret now
 I can make my very own, now 0.o
 0_o
 Spit I'm trying really hard not to picture anything resembling what you just said.
 XDDDD
 I'm sorry, I knew what I was getting into when I said that
 But I felt I couldn't let it go unsaid
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 Hey Goku does Rachel. XP
 ...
 I totally misinterpreted that sentence, Amy
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* TripleRach looks up whether or not hirogeru is a transitive or intransitive verb
 That's how Kunzite dies :x
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 Y'knoew, Serenity's the worst kind of emo.
 She can't just kill herself, she has to take everyone with her.
 .. My that sounded awfully cold coming from me.
 God my life sucks...
* Rabid kills B, Rachel and Shaun
 I would kill rob as well but Jers would hunt me in the after life
* Rabid kills himself
 Awww <3
 That was sweet <3'
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 ._.
  .. WIN
  PLUSHIE ANGEL
  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Jerseymilk/Photos/S4020231.jpg 
  Friend of mine being bit by Plushie Angel
  ...
  Haha. I just played Quake on my DS.
  Your friend is hot.
 Not quite the reaction I was expecting >>
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 Oh ya and Spit made a lovely little error in speech today that's worthy of quotes. XD
 GAH SHE REMEBERED
 Oh? XD
 Tell, tell
 IT DOESN'T COUNT IN PERSON
 I told you I would. XP
 YOU CAN'T COPY AND PASTE IN PERSON
 Like hell it doesn't.
 THERE IS NO SECTION FOR IN PERSON QUOTES
 THERE'S NO SECTION FOR QUOTES FROM OTHER CHANNELS BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ROB FROM SPREADING "B IS A PEDO" THEORIES
 ....
 Fine
 NOW JERS
 GIMME
 I don't even care, I make out with knives all the time
 Mike(the host), went out for a bit and then Lunnie made a joke that now was the time we start stealing his stuff. And Spit yelled, "Make out with his swords!" Instead of "make off". XDDDDDDDDD
 And she tried to fix it and Logan was all like, "Ohno you can't get out of that one honey."
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* Magica|Laptop runs around naked with Conan's boxers on her head.
* Conan tackles randomly excited
 Two words: don't breed.
 either of you
 Same advice to you two.
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 Yeah, thanks B for the creepy stalker vote. XD
 No problem >_>
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 First two seasons of Queer As Folk. *squee* I had to show my Mum what it was cause otherwise I just KNEW I'd end up with Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and she bought them on the spot. Downside: Can't watch em until my B'day in September, which sucks, because it's only on TV at 1am on Fridays here. XD
 That show has convinced me that I am so taking Matt to a gay bar to make him pick up guys for my amusement. ^^
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* Cat-kun IS ALIVE AND ALSO NOT DEAD
 ^_^
 XD
 That can be fixed, you know. XP
 ...
 x.x
 You are obsessed with killing me. 
* Cat-kun runs to hide in the closet.
* Xyex sneaks up behind Cat while she isn't paying attention and stabs her in the back. XP
 There, now you're dead too. XP
 o.o
 At least my body wasn't used for scientific experiments this time
 >>
 <<
* Xyex drags Cat's body off for experimenting! XD
* Xyex decides he's not in an experimenting mood and tosses Cat's body into the Tentacle Demon pit to feed them instead.
* Cat-chan reincarnates onto Xyex's shoulders and goes "WHEEE!!"
* Cat-chan clambers down before any "riding Xyex" jokes can be made
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 worked hard today but it's not in vein
 Ucle is getting me a Wii apparently
 Uncle
 For all the work I've been doing to help him move
 Sweeeeeeeet
 No, no, it's swiiiiiiiit
* TripleRach runs
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* Twin-sleeping has joined #BYPS
* Zackarotto briefly considers sleeping with twins
 ...
 giggity giggity allllright
 are they hot twins?
 Hopefully not the Olsen twins.
 Eww
 I don't even know what they look like now
 Are they whorish too?
 I'm losing track.
 but I could do better. In my mind.
 One has an eating disorder
 Yeah, I wouldn't fuck any of them. I'd be afraid of breaking them.
 On second thought...
 .. So what IS Rei's sexuality?
 I seem to be losing track of this too
 I meant if I had a dick
 ... You don't?
 ... 
 I wouldn't fuck them as a female, either but----heeeey...
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 Orchids are my favourite flower because they look like cunts
 With that Spit's latest statement, B
 I think we can put her down as, at the least, Bi. XD
 Hey hey hey
 I'm just proud to have a cunt, that's all
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 Sailor Penis!
 You mean Tuxedo Mask?
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 I was actually having problems for a couple weeks recently, until I started playing Twilight Princess.
 I never would've guessed the Wiimote would help with that kind of pain, especially since Neo gave me really bad problems.
 But TP's not quite as intense.
 TP is all in the wrist
 Yeah, I mostly just waved it around lazily, while Neo I had to jerk my arms all over the place.
 (And if you want to pervert that "jerk" line, that's exactly what the Kamehameha motion reminded me of anyway.)
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 C U 4L L83R LOL
 Bye
* B-kun has quit IRC (Quit: ORE WA KOKO NI INAI)
 fourl?
 All
 Maybe it's supposed to be an A for all
 oh.
 o.o
 But how dare he defy a stereotype and use "you all"
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 And I guess I can't say I'm particularly bothered by a few hundred half naked men.
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 ~goes SSJ69 and pwns socar boredly~
 I don't like the number 69 and "pwns socar" in the same line.
 well look at it this way had it been B, he woulda just 69ed you
 I'd rather not look at it that way either.
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 I think my brain went through withdrawals after a few days of no net.
 I started dreaming about y'all at random.
 Really? Do tell
 Like Wei-Wi and Jers panted me in a dream while Rabi laughed.
 *Wei-Wei
 panted you?
 *pantsed
 Oh
 We both did it?
 I was double teamed ;.;
 Normally pantsing isn't a two-person job
 How big is your ass exactly?
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 I'm gonna do it more :O
<|]> xD
<|]> with me? 
<|]> or.... with..
 Mmhmmm 3
 *x3
 You D:
<|]> trin.  and ashi. >__>
 XDDD
<|]> you'll be like
<|]> HEY ASHI
<|]> IVE GOT BOOBS
<|]> WANT TO SEE THEM
<|]> ON MY WEB CAMERA?
<|]> and she'll be like
<|]> "DONT MAKE ME JEALOUS"
 XDDD
 She has boobs too.
 They're just even smaller than mine.
<|]> I'm sorry, I don't look at ashi's boobs >__>
 Good >>
 But I do
 So I know.
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 To
 To yourself :P
 Het
 *Yo
 XP
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* Rabid slaps B with a giant black rubber phallus
 0_0
 NOT NOW, RABI.
 0_0
 .. well, that didn't come out right.
 xD
 May I extend my congratulations to you both. XP
 Maybe later then fooz >_>
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 Where's Joisy?
 Locked in a cell in Rob's basement. We've been over this.
 (... Nevermind he doesn't have a basement.)
 I thought he lived in a basement
 Look, B, I don't want these images
 I know they're real, but I do not want
 So just say...she's gardening next time or something
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 handjob practice :V
 I've had 10 years of handjob practive. :x
 *practice
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* Sato pokes poop.
 KIIIIIN!
 ... Good thing Spitty isn't here, or else she'd be going ape shit at me poking poop. >_>
 XD
 Especially if you're poking her with the same finger.
 At least, I hope you're using a finger. >>
 Well, I might be using a stick for the poop...
 Spitty's poop?
 ...Damn was that wrong. >_>
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 fuck your dick and keep it soft too
 You want me to fuck my own dick? >__>
 Um, isn't that what your hand is doing?
 Not at the moment...
 Okay, I'll come back later
* Zackarotto Quit
 Damn, you scared Zack.
 Notice it's always Carly that brings up penises
 :(
 Well, any time I bring up a penis, I do it by myself. It happens to be down at the moment. >_>
 ...wow o__O
 It doesn't need to be up at the moment anyway.
* Xyex has joined
 Hey
 And what's up?
 Masturbation talk.
 Not Sato's penis, apparently.
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 Note how Rachel is showered with attention while Rob is vaguely acknowledged. 
 What does this tell you, class?
 It tells us that everyone wants to take Rachel out for dinner while Rob only gets suggested for a cup of coffee he has to buy.
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 just kill him Amy
 he attacked you unprovoked
 I kicked the other Phillips
 Yes, yes he did didn't he?
 as like a dog he needs to be trained
 So you kicked my fiance?
 Because really, that's hardly better.
 that said you need to lop off his balls with a rusty spoon
 That might be a little too good for him.
 >_O
 <_< yes Rachel?
 That's quite an image.
 :(
 Try being the one it applies to.
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 I'm not smart.
 Or rather, my fingers aren't.
 I know what I want to say, but my fingers don't.
 I think something really gets mixed up on the way from brains to finger.
 *brain, fingers
 Which word ends with S, for example.
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 You have a choice B
 You can give up anything Angel/Buffy related OR I can smash your left nut with a wooden mallet
 He doesn't need it anyway.
 <_< Buffy or his left nut?
 You stay out of this!
 left nut
 XD
 I vote left nut too.
 I mean he's gay and he has a back up.
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 So what's up?
 not much
 just looking for a what if issue where Rogue learns the biggest secret of the Marvel universe
 When sales drop, someone WILL die?
 More powers = enlarged breasts?
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 Because I was being sleepy and cool.
 Something that B will never achieve.
 sweet
 ...... ;_;
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 Jeez. 
 My dad's a moron.
 He went outside and didn't see Patrick and Robert out there.
 Freaked out about how unreliable they are, "OMG, THEY DIDN'T GET ANYTHING DONE", etc.
 I went out in the hall and saw Patrick standing right there.
 So dad made himself look like an ass.
 They just came inside for a second to get ready to take Laura to work.
 I think I know where I inherited my ability to put my foot in my mouth. -_-
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 I think it's fairly safe to mark Mochi down as bi too. >.> 
 I am not. D:
 I'm not attracted to girls. >>
 You just stare at their breats.
 Well boobs are squishy. D:
 But I guess Cat, Rei, and, when she's here Ki make up the bi quota.
 WE NEED MORE GAY MENZ >:|
 ... Real gay menz, not changes-by-the-week Co.
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 "I LIVE AGAIN! AGAIN!"
* B-kun has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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 I'm waiting for the issue where someone blows up the entire omni-verse and kills everyone
 Only for it to be restored in the next issue. >>
 It'll be the Phoenix.
 She tends to deus ex machina like that.
 Like she actually completely destroyed 150 years of history.
 Simply because Scott was a moron.
 He said "no" to Emma's suggestion to rebuild the school.
 150 years later, Earth is a living hell, Beast is evil, and much fun is had.
 WAY TO GO, CYKE.
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 Oy vey
 So they can have Gaara being all creepy and talking about spilling out someone's guts on Naruto...
 ...but One Piece isn't allowed to have someone be pushed through a window
 F*** you, CN and all your crappy new crap shows of crap
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 SouthernFooz: When I get money and can go to Columbia, I'll look for a Christmas gift for you.
 SouthernFooz: Just kill two birds with one stone.
 SouthernFooz: .. It'll be months early, but why not.
 Sarusama: *cry* AKA GIFT WILL NOT ARRIVE UNTIL FEBRUARY
 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
 I know the feeling. >.>
 Hence why I went out today (yes, I actually WENT OUT SIDE for more than 5 minutes!) to get a new game. XD
 Has Conan mailed the game yet?
 Not that I know of.
 Magica, tell your boyfriend no sex until he mails the game. XP
 lol okay
 ...He's not getting any now, is he?
 I never looked at that picture, so I don't know if he can reach that far.
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 and hey in What If Logan ate a baby
 Well, it was bound to happen eventually.
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 As I was saying...I'm using Inferno as a basis
 XD
 Just erase the hour of conversation.
 Oh ok B we'll let you talk about X-women getting gangbanged then
* Twinbee_Mk_II grins
 Inferno, you say?
 How very interesting.
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 Dang Rachel, you got so many Dragon balls in your randomness profile. Couple of them Black-Star or Fake-Namek articles? ;p
 I didn't even know I had balls.
 ...With that, I'm going to go hang my head in shame. And do the dishes.
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 .. And why is my left palm suddelny sore?
 I ain';t gonna ask. >__>
 A little too much wanking, eh?
 But I guess Eric would.
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 Huh.
 *reading "What If Wolverine Became Lord of the Vampires"*
 Wolverine's a mutant vampire supremacist >>
 He only turns mutants into vampires. Humans are just killed dead.
 .. BAD WRITER
 BAD, BAD WRITER
 They referred to Juggernaut as a mutant. @_@
 So he was also turned into a vampire.
 I would've killed Juggernaut regardless of whether he was really a mutant or not.
 XD
 Why?
 He's like a week's worth of food.
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 Emma needs to be 90% plastic >_>
 Paris Hilton, then!
* TripleRach pictures B rolling over in his grave at that suggestion
 (After the shock of it kills him, of course)
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 It occurs to me Co is kinda like half the quotes on Bash.
 Crazy masturbation stories?
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 Found it!
 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/_Xyex_/Other/HinataSakura.jpg
 I don't know anything about Naruto, but I like that image.
 RACHEL IS A LESBIAN
 What do I care about cartoon boobs for when I have a pair of my own?
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 I figured you'd be at the con.
 Was there a con?
 I wonder if there are any cons called Decepti Con.
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 Aisha was my second favorite ranger, ever.
 Tommy was first, of couse. XD
 Tommy was awesome before they turned him into basically Wolverine.
 Kimberly was my favorite and I wanted to be just like her as a kid, and I was even the pink ranger for Halloween one year.
 But I had a crush on Adam, and people made fun of me for that.
 Now he's the voice of VASH THE FUCKIN STAMPEDE, so they can go to hell~
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 Kaboom, I request a fanart of me getting laid. >_>
 Sorry, I don't do horror.
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 Why am I green?
 Cause I felt like it. 
 You're green
 I'm orange.
 You're green to me
 Well I'm orange to me.
 That's all that counts
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 I just plain don't look at porn.
 Liar.
 Everyone does. 
 It's something everyone does but few admit to. Like masturbation.
 ... Funny how they're related.
 Well that I admit to, but I don't look at porn.
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 Oh, last night, me, Magi, Rachel, and Kaboom were skyping.
 Magi heard my dad talking and went "what the hell?"
 Me: Oh, it's my dad. One minute.
 Kaboom: HE'S LOOKING AT PORN!!
 Me: ... I'm wearing headphones.
 Rachel: Damn.
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 I consider it a full night when Rachel utters the phrase "sex games"
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 and I'm out
 G'night.
 Good night, everyone
 night
 night kabu
 Night babe.
 wait
 o__O
 .. Did Co just -- o_o
 I MISREAD! I MISREAD! O__O
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 Yep, it does work better with no response :x
 Moon asks if Venus is the Moon Princess and Venus just smiles in response.
 ...
 Then she outright denies it at the beginning of the next episode ._.
 "No, I'm just like you, a soldier destined to protest the princess."
 "PRINCESS SERENITY, YOU SUCK!"
 *protect
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 ... Oh, Pickle Hitler doesn't know about that aspect of me, does she? :O;
 haha Pickle Hitler XD
 and greaaaaaat... what a wonderful title. Thanks, B.
 You're the one who put the thought in my head.
 Now I'm picturing a pickle wearing a Hitler wig and mustache.
 Exactly!
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 Yuri?
 Yuri = lesbains
 female x female >_<
 *lesbians
 I know
 Yuri = second best hentai there is.
 It was a *snaps to attention* kinda thing
 snaps to attention?
 .....
 ... ._.
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 It may not be that cold down here, but it was colder than usual for here last night, and someone left the bathroom window open overnight.
 Said window is right next to the toilet, so that was fun to use when I got up.
 Actually, I know who opened it, and I'm sure they don't care since they don't have to sit as often as I do. >:|
* TripleRach curses men and their more convenient urinary system
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 ... I'm gonna make a sandwich.
* Sato is eating sandwich.
 XD
 ...
* Sato is choking on sandwich. X_x;;
 >_<
 I'm fine now. Not choking anymore. XD
 That's what you get for eating a sandwhich, you heartless fiend.
 Sandwhiches were a proud and industrious people before you got hold of them!
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 Kino, I hear you wanted to talk to me?
 yeah. I actually just wanted to request something of you. >_>
 Ah
 I'm straight. XP
 Just so ya know. XP
 and I'm asexual. but that's not the point.
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 <_< Rachel i see we have new blood to be fed to B's lustful ways
 o-o
 Already happened.
 damn i missed it
 B is a vampire? D:
 no a serial rapist
 .
 ..
 ...
 ... ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay ._.;
 .......
 ........
 Women are safe, though.
 Except during nights of the full moon, when he turns into a were-hetero.
 O.O;
 *checks calendar*
 on a full moon B can be heard howling "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS"
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 I wish I had a girlfriend... I feel like pre-Cell Krillin. Except with less death. D:
 ... And more hair.
%
 Fans assumed it was called "Indigo" because NoA removed the Kanto references so the only thing we had to go on was the Indigo Plateau.
 so who was responsible for that, anyway?
 ... Ted Woolsey? >_>
 Nah, NoA was probably avoiding Japanese references.
 hmm
 Ted Woolsey mysteriously vanished after Super Mario RPG.
 ...It was Sony, not me!
 ... He's locked in your closet, isn't he?
 I would imagine the body is long thrown out and gone.
 I don't want him in my closet. That's where my SNES games are.
 He's done enough damage to those already.
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 but I mean I hope they do a Spidey along the same lines
 You can never have too many Spider-Men
 I have a feeling MJ (or most of Peter's enemies) would disagree with you, Twinbee. XD
 Maybe MJ would like it, actually.
 *remembers the Buffy episode where Xander was split into two and Anya wanted to take them both home*
 Remember that episode of Buffy where Xander got split into two, and Anya was like, "No, let's wait until later to rejoin them, so I can have lots of sex with them tonight."
 .. OH MY GOD XD
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 B's got his head up a pokemon's butt at the moment (IE, he's playing Pokemon).
 >.<
 ...
* B-kun castrates Xyex
 @_@
 Jersey's not going to like that...
* Spit whips out a dictionnary
 Woah
 XD!
 THAT WAS FUNNY
 OH, YOU CUT HIS DICK OFF
 That made my "whipping out the dictionnary" thing even funnier
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 YES
 FINALLY
 I FINALLY THE WHORE
%
 *i r sry
 YOu should be
 It's YOUR fault
 you and your damn stomache...
 *stomach
 ok
 fine
 I see where your heart isz
 *is
 YOU GRAMMER NAZI!
 *GRAMMAR
 LMAO
 This is fun!
 Jut say you love me again, and it's all ok
 just
 I want to have pizza half-breed babies with you
 Sounds good
 but
 I might eat them
 'S'okay, I would too
* AKBATOAO_Felix humps Kaboom
 ...Wait
 I think I'm supposed to be the one doing that
 I'm SO sorry
 i was confused
 *I
 You may proceed
 *points*
* Kaboom falls asleep
 fine then
 you whore
 SLEEP YOUR NIGHT AWAY WHEN WE COULD BE MAKING SEXY EDIBLE PIZZA CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT!
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 space in your box, but no balls to catch the Poké­¯n.
 forgive me for saying, but that's pathetic.
 :P
 No, I had balls, but Clefary kept busting them
 owch >.<
%
 Thing is, I do my best work when I'm in a last-minute rush. Really.
 I just typed up most of the written content for the website JUST tonight, while I was there
 better hope the teacher doesn't take off for spelling mistakes. >.>
 No, my spelling's impeccible
 *impeccable
 DAMNIT
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* Topic is 'NOTICE: Any cybering or borderline cybering activity in chat will result in a warning and then temp muting or banning by mods. Thanks!'
* Spit has joined #BYPS
* B-kun is now known as B-KUN
* B-KUN used PRESENT on SPIT
* Spit was kicked by B-KUN (CRITIAL HIT)
 Damn D:
* Spit has joined #BYPS
 How did you know I was cybering?
 ... Wait, you are?
 Hahahaha, fuck no
 Maybe if you were straight *wiggles eyebrows*
* Spit believe she just traumotized B
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 ....Oh geez.
* TripleRach fell asleep with her keyboard in her lap, and apparently rolled over in her sleep. ._.
%
 Aint it past your bedtime, Mikey? Shouldn't you be tucked up with you Pikachu doll? ^^
 *your
 It's not a doll, it's a cushion. >_>
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 TWIN
 I NEED YOU
%
 PSYCHIC 
 DARK
 Ghost!
 FIGHTING
 PSYCHIC AGAIN
 DARK
 BUG
 FIRE
 WATER
 ELECTRIC
 GROUND
 PLANT
 POISON
 ROCK
 PLANT ISN'T A TYPE.
 BZZZZZZT
 Poison isn't weak to Rock, either
 It's weak to Ground
 I WIN THE UNIVERSE
 B fails at Pokemon Training.
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 http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix4/spidercide.htm
 I like how he has an arrow pointing at his crotch.
 lmao
 same markings as Peter's
 So was Peter giving hints to MJ/Black Cat/whoever?
 lol
 well certain artists make it pointier then others
 His crotch?
 ...the design you ecchi
 Just making sure
%
 and all I can say is  "oh maan the village people became jheovah witnesses"
 I hate Final Fantasy
 I keep reading that as Jenova Witnesses
%
 We have this rock that lights up so it's like a lamp and I just learned that it was made of salt so I went up and licked it
 And it IS
%
 May I rape Cat?
%
 Let's go molest B!
 YAY :D
%
 Graaah, walls are too thin...
 My sister is right in the next room, playing her guitar rather loudly
 It's quite annoying... >_O
 It least it's guitar she's playing with loudly. >.>
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 Just cleaned my father's en suite bathroom
 I don't think it's seen bleach since i moved in
 I guess it's missed a lot of episodes then.
 bad joke rachel
 *ba dum pish*
 I know, but I can never resist them.
%
 <_< Does B 
 YOU DO WHAT?
%
 "A media release from the Church of Scientology said Anonymous' actions are simply acts of religious bigotry and ploys to gain attention and that Anonymous' guiding materials are the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf."
 << two materials that contradict each other in belife
 Commies and Nazis and /b/tards, oh my!
%
 I take no responsibility for my inability to concentrate. It's all everyone else's fault for waving shiny things in my face.
%
 ... and my roommates are squealing "SEAN'S COMING OVER!" o_O
 I AM?!
 I DON'T KNOW
 ARE YOU?!
 TELL THEM I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY
 THEY MENTION YOU'LL BE HERE IN TWO SECONDS D:
 AND THAT YOU'RE HORNY D:
 OH GOD
 xD
* Kaboom tries his best to teleport but just ends up burping
* Kid headdesks
 Sean is horny and wants himself some kino?
 why would my roommates be squealing about THAT?
 Well are her roommates female? Are they hot?
 perhaps they are happy for you =p
 ... one of my roommates just showed my her sticky bra o-@
 *me
 they're all girls...
 :3
 hotness is a matter of opinion.
 I guess you'd find one of them hot. out of the three.
* Kid shrugs
 I'd find a way
 Sean's hotness scale: Is it female (if yes carry on if no stop here sane for all questions), does it have a pulse? (if yes to both it's hot)
 Whoa whoa whoa, not to THAT extent
 Who d'ya think I am, Zap Brannigan?
%
 well, I really need to head to bed, and I have to get up earlier than usual in the morning, so...
 night, guys
 Night
 G'night~.
* B-kun punts Kino into bed
* Kid cries herself to sleep, 'cos that hurt ;_;
  B-kun punts Kino into his bed
* Kid is leaving, reason: Sleeping. pager is on and logger is on
* Kid is now known as Kino|Slumberland
 well, I wouldn't be too worried if it were his bed.
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ... I'd just want to know if the sheets were clean.
 what?
 DON'T
 GIVE
 THEM
* Kino|Slumberland was kicked by B-kun (AMMO)
* Kino|Slumberlnad has joined #BYPS
 xDDDDDD
 dude.
 Atleast it's not a full moon out.
 There was a really pretty crescent moon the other night.
 you shouldn't be worried. I was saying that because it's true; I wouldn't have to worry about anything funny happening if I were sleeping in a gay guy's bed lol
 It was even on its side, like the one in Sailor Moon.
 I ended up singing Moonlight Densetsu while walking Margo
 ...
* TwinbeeMkII thinks B should stop that.
%
 Well, I'm going to bed, guys
 night sean
 G'night
 Good night
 ...
 here.
 since you guys wanted a picture of me
 here.
 http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-3/1160328/TurtlesFanFromStartREMASTERED2.JPG
 I'm the small one.
 lol
 Night
 Okay, bed now
* Kaboom (~Kaboom_Kr@Rizon-16D4A7D2.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit
 <_< you're mean Kino
 :D
%
* Rabid (~rabiddrea@Rizon-6A5F5A8A.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Rabiddreams)))
* Rabiddreams is now known as Rabid
* Rabid strikes an awesome pose as he returns
* Xyex (Xyex@Rizon-EB4DC50B.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
 xD
 My pose was too powerful for him
%
 Dad heard you yell "HE'S WATCHING PORN"
 He stopped and looked WTF
 I DID WHAT SEAN COULD NOT
 I WIN THE UNIVERSE
%
 Pot is not a drug
 ... If you tell me you're doing it, I'm liable to harm you.
 People suck dick for coke
 Nobody sucks dick for pot
 Pot is not a drug
 I'm sure some people have sucked dick for pot.
 Hell, some people do it for food.
 Okay, well somebody somewhere did it probably
 But that person probably liked sucking dick
 Or was really poor
%
 HI THERE
 Who the hell are you?
 <_<
 you don't remember me? ;_l
 *shrugs* Sorry
 *;_;
* Yangus is Kino D:
 Have you always been known as---OKAY!
 KINO!
 hah
 WHAT'S UP?! HIGH FIVE!
 NM YOU?
* Yangus high-fives, down-lows
 IM GUD
* Spit gives props
 ... Girls are scary.
 Very scary
* TripleRach roars at B
%
 They likely implanted it while you were sleeping; that's what we had to do with Audrey
 I'd think I would know...
 ... you stuck a chip into Audrey's skull?
 ... as in really did it? o-o;
 Awww, that's cute
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 http://www.woodbrass.com/images/woodbrass/XYLOPHONE+MALLET+MEDIUM+SCK04.JPG
 Do you know
 what it's for?
 I'm scared to answer.
 What? XD
 Why? XD
 His mind is in the gutter
 My sleepy-mind thinks anal sex. XD;;;
 XD
 :P
 It's for a xylophone but it could be used for that too XD
 Yes. Yes it could. XD
 Blondie used one on me >>
 But... then it disappeared
 O.O;
 Lost in his messy room
* Conan took that a VERY wrong way at first
 XDDDDDD
 Yes my vagina ate it.
 That's why it's gone.
%
 Whooo boy
 Took long enough
 Pills are finally kicking in
* TenkaichiGohan drags Sean to the bed
 ...
 Kino
 Seriously
 You have a way of choosing just the 'right' wording...
 Heh heh heh
 shut up, Xyex
%
 Fucking hell. Laura and her new sextoy are coming over here to watch a movie in her room.
 I'm not going to my room unitl he's gone. I don't feel like hearing what else they do.
 Is Laura the pregnant one? o.o
 Her room's next to mine and the walls are paper thin ><
 Cat - No, that's Amber. Laura's the slutty one.
 So B, what does that make you? The one who wishes he was the slutty one?
 Please, I have morals.
 They're deeply hidden, but they exist. >>
 ...that and he wants to be the bitch
%
* TenkaichiGohan grabs a soda
* TenkaichiGohan starts sipping voraciously
* TenkaichiGohan drinks it too fast and has to hurry off to the bathroom after twenty minutes x_X
 (... probably shouldn't have put that)
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 Well if we have to get Cat in here Eric, we will
 I think it's a new law of physics that her and me are never in the chat at the same time anymore.
 only as you're scared of her being in with you 
 She's been around pretty often lately.
 I disappear for weeks at a time, and at some random point she'll be in.
 Then I'll finally be back and one of you will tell me I missed her.
 This has happened like, 20 times.
 get on at night :O
 that's when she's come on lately
 I sleep at night.
 It's a new hobby of mine.
 ... good idea
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* NekojinCat thinks B is sexy
* NekojinCat wishes she were a gay man. =(
* NekojinCat is pretty sure Masa wouldn't mind
%
 Jersey, do you work in a vet's office?
 Yuppers/
 I'm an overnight TA at a 24 hour emerg one.
 TA?
 Torturing assistant
 Technical Assitant. 
 That too. XP
 D:
 I thought you were supposed to help them!
 It's a joke. ;_;
 ._.
 why do you think animals hate the vet Kino
 it's cause they torment them and feed them cardboard
 'cos they get washed, poked at, and kept in cages?
 Well really, we don't blame them for hating us.
 and occasionally cut open?
 They get brought to a place that's noisey, has a ton of other animal smells, they get stabbed with needles and a thermometer up the bum.
 that sounds like a good night out for B
%
 It's Phenomenol
 He couldn't make a good argument for rain being composed of water
%
 ... so who else is alive currently?
* Kaboom checks his pulse
 Yep. Still here.
 well, I knew that
* Yangus pokes Carly with a stick
* Kaboom joins in
* Yangus starts drawing patterns on her back with marker
 hand-made temporary tattoos :O
 Jigglypuff-style! B)
 well, I haven't gotten to her face :O
* Yangus offers Sean a marker
* Kaboom draws Trogdor on his chest
* Yangus goes o_O
 Look! I can make him talk by squeezing my moobs!
 ...
 "Herro, Gwen. How're yoooo?"
* Yangus backs away from the computer
* Yangus runs for dear life
 .... what... the... hell... ?
 Well, with everyone sufficiently mentally scarred, I do believe I shall make my exit to bed.
* Kaboom takes a bow
* Yangus gives Sean a farewell pummeling
 Say "good night," Troggie.
 "Gud nite, Troggie!"
* Kaboom poofs
 >______<
%
 Good night~
 Bye BRIAN
 Since when do you call me by my real name? ;_;
* NekojinCat shrugs
 Since I'm bitter you're leaving. ._.
 Besides
 My mind associates Brian with the sexy gay man in Queer as Folk now
 So it's a good thing?
 I guess... Wow...I just got a weird mental image of you and Brian fucking. o.o;
* NekojinCat loves her imagination
%
 Not in a very good mood so far D: 
 Suckiness from Friday is refusing to go away.
 I'm beginning to think it's related to my hair. The suckiness started right after this phailed haircut.
 ... which sounds incredibly girly and slightly superstitious, but
%
 I've decided I'm going to get knocked up and produce a kid just so I can test these stupid theories about what kids do and don't like.
%
* Kaboom wants to do Shikamaru
 XD
 *voice Shikamaru
 ...
 XDDDDDDDDD!
 Shouldn'ta said anything >_>
* Xyex hadn't even noticed~
 But if I were a girl, I'd totally jump Shika's bones
 That's how awesome I find the character
%
 EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
 Teto's actual name is "Weaver."
 I don't get it
 I was JUST about to started the Official Teto Fandlub, too... :/
 Are you sure it's not like Teto Weaver or something?
 I dunno, that would be cooler than just "Teto," actually
 Here's hoping
 ...If they give Gokuu some retarded last name other than Son I'm going to punch the person sitting next to me in the theater.
 So you might not want to go to the movies to see it with me, just in case.
 Duly noted
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* Megagold5 has joined #daizenshuu
 hey, anyone around?
* Megagold5 has quit IRC
 Yes, I am. But you wouldn't know, because you didn't wait long enough.
 He only had 3 minutes to work with
 Clearly.
 Life or death, here.
 Unfortunately, my lack of a response resulted in his death. May he rest in peace.
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 <_< Margo molests B in his sleep
 B: I love doing that
%
 This SO has to happen at my wedding
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw
 Have you seen the prison one?
 Yup
 I've seen a cool lego one once too.
 Anyway, first I need to find someone to marry
* TripleRach points at Kino
%
 I finally has a woman. ^^
 <_< you already did cat
 ?
 I did?
 we all know you make B dress in a frilly frock
<|]> that's hot.
%
 "PAY MEH"
 i didn't know you did things for money kino
%
 I want Co with lots of whipped cream
 I mean I never thought that'd happen
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* Conan gives Kino ice-cream sandwich for not being able to help with file
 I was suppoed to have my bed stuff washed ohurs ago
* Kion munches on bed stuff happily
 ...
 *ICE CREAM
 'scuse me.
 damn you B.
%
 "DUDE, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN SEX IN THREE WEEKS. I NEED A FUCK, NOW."
%
 I can't believe I just had to type "...but because Boo defecated immediately after that..."
%
 You know what? To hell with it
 To hell with the program, to hell with the project, to hell with the class
 I'm going the fuck to bed
 ...............................
* Kaboom has quit IRC
 *cries at how he read that*
* Kion covers head
 "I'm going to fuck the bed" ;_;
 B hun...your sleeping habits aside, we really didn't need to know this
 >.>
 .. yeah, screw all of you.
 I'm in a high.
 Just finished Boukenger~
 Uh...thought you had obligations to the bed?
%
 YEEAAAH
* Kaboom just owned Master Hand
 Sean hun you'll go blind doing that
%
 ._. Just called mom's office trying to find her and the guy answered with "Hello, Liz, how are you?"
 "._. I was going to ask if she was there, but.."
 XD
 <_< Your mom is cheating on your dad with Boomy
 If that's the case, I'd liked to have known about it
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 Am I the only one who's noticed Cat's recent absence?
 No
 Yes, I miss them
 I mean her
 ....
%
 I complain about Rob not being around, and he appears. I complain about Jerry not being around, he appears.
 I think I'm on to something here
* Kid has joined #BYPS
 So man, why hasn't Carmen Electra been around lately?
 :O
 You're not Carmen Electra.
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* Kid runs for dear life
* y3k glances in Kid's direction
 come'ere
 I just wanna give you some cool arm tattoos
* Kid starts climbing the highest tree she can see
 kids.  They always make everything so much harder then it has to be.  :/
* y3k starts up the chainsaw
 ...
* Kid poofs
 .. You'd be a terrifying father
 Thus why I don't have kids
%
 I'm not creepy.
 I'm a quiet and polite young man. Who's gay, btw.
 Which makes you creepy~
 always suspect the quiet ones.
 so I've heard.
 Did you not see the last part?
 yeah, I saw it.
 I was summing up the thought.
 That was to Rob.
 I'm a bit of a prude, I'll admit. But I'm perfectly willing to ignore that and tongue some guy to get out of trouble. Or get you and/or Rabi into jail.
%
 Gotenks would be about as much of a challenge to Gogeta as Yamcha would be to Broly
 Yamcha could just fight Broli with basic arithmetic.
 "7 + 5!" "Durrr.... Kakarotto?"
 xDD
 "You throw eight boulders at Kakarrotto. He catches three of them, but the rest hit. How many boulders hit Kakarrotto?"
%
* TwinbeeMkII just wishes she had something to fill out this dress...
 you could get Sean's moobs... <_<
%
 <_< Boomy got laid and quit his job
 ... so THAT'S why I recognized him!
%
 Wow, people are alive in here!
 Just because I speak doesn't inherently mean I'm alive.
 A chicken will run around briefly after its head has been cut off.
 ARISE, CHICKEN.
%
 Anyway, I just figured out that it would be less embarrassing if I talked to myself without typing it in a chat window.
 Peace and chicken grease everyone.
* Cpt_Awesome has quit IRC
 Goddamnit, now I'm hungry.
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 Now to get Norton off
* @TwinbeeMkII hands Magi a towel
%
* Rabid has B-kun use mach punch on Boomy's nut sack
 Oh god, how depressing.
 You're telling me.
%
 He's British
 AWESOME
 I think he's just being well a troll B.
 British, perverted, and allegedly homosexual?
 Sounds like B's kind of troll
%
* KR_Chalice licks Brian as thanks
 :3
 ...
 I mean
 >:(
%
 Yaaay
 Another musical finish
 <_<
 B if you start wearing leotards and trying to dance, I will kill you
 Not if the audience kills him first.
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 ... Fucking hell. BOTH of my regular hentai sites appear to be down at the moment. >_>;;
 Hmm... TO 4CHAN!!
%
 mission complete
 *Twin detonates his Gundam*
* TwinbeeMkII has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
 holy shit
 He really did detonate
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* KR_Chalice|Guild_Wars beats B with a pepperami
 wut
 it's a salami sold in the uk
 I'm beating you with my british meat
 ... Eww.
 What the Aussie said
%
 now where's Hamster Huey... ?
 !!!
 YES
 :D
 CALVIN AND HOBBES
* Kaboom marries Gwen
 yes :D
 ...
 :D
 That's all I needed to hear
 yay
* Kablooie dances
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 Off to slaughter things?
 yes
 :P
 Bitch.
 sorry luv
 I hate you.
 Get out of here.
 it's ok. I will hump 7you later. :DDDDDDDDD 
 >:DDDDDDDD
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 Conan: Click the link!
 not up to reading all that at the moment. XD;
 It's not even 3k words. XP
 Still, too tired to do it now, I'll bookmark it for later.
 If he wanted to read 3000 words at this time of night he wouldn't have let B go to sleep.
%
 ... I just misread "Box set" as "Bot sex". XD;;
<|]> such is why I hate myspace.
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* You were kicked by KR_Chalice
* Attempting to rejoin channel 
* Rejoined channel 
 ABUSE!
 Rabid, do not do that again or else I'll report you to B for abuse of power.
 <_< B would just laugh and kick you both
 No he wouldn't as he fears me greatly.
 <_< no he doesn't
 Ya. He does.
 No he doesn't
 the only thing he fears is boobs
 Dude, Amy has boobs, therefore he fears her. ... Or something like that. >_>
 <_<
 Yes but Amy would never show them to B
 XD
 She wouldn't have to.
 She could just mention them and he'd run screaming in terror. XD
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 Meh. I'm off to bed. Work calls on me again tonight.
 Sleep well!
 I shall!
 I shall dream of destroying fangirls!
 And Xyex!
 Without the destroying part. :x
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 I will never confirm rather or not any point of this movie gave me a hard=on. >.>
 WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!!!
%
 5000 years ago, in the distant past of Ancient Egypt, there was a popular game. These game could predict the futures of manking and kings like magical rituals. They were called "Dark Games". Now, a teenage boy has completed the Millenium Puzzle and inherited the power of the Dark Games.
 Light and darkness are both within this boy's heart. People call him "Yu-Gi-Oh"!
 *manking
 *mankid
 ................................
 Mankind
 THANK YOU
%
 You're not drunk until you're standing on the street corner flashing everyone who passes by. XD
 Oh God, me Matt and Jon did that a couple of weeks ago. Only I was hiding behind the fence, we were ALL in skirts, Jon was wearing a collar and women's underwear, flashing cars and holding a sign Matt had lying around to sell an old Jeep, which said "For Sale"
 And it's too cold to go out on the street corner now...besides, Matt and Jon are playing Brawl. XD
 And not many cars come past here.
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 I wish you guys could come over here for my eighteenth. =(
 Why?  You'll likely be so drunk you wont remember it anyway. XP
 I'm sure if I woke up hungover with Rabi or some other perv in my bed I would remember. ^^
 You'd be more likely to wake up next to B or a hog tied Socar. XD
 Like I could hog tie anyway when I was drunk. I'd THINK I'd hog tied him and wake up to realise I'd tied a bow around one ankle or something. -_-
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 You have to picture THE BEARD for it to work.
 Dies on July 2, 2008 at 12:30 AM from brain failure while trying to figure out power levels.
 And I hate you so much, Rachel
 I burst into laughter while I was drinking tea.
* B-kun opens Death Note againm
 *again
 Rachel Phillips
 ...
 *erase*
 Rachel Oliver
 (jeez)
 Dies at 8 AM on July 2, 3008 from heart failure.
 HA
 ...
 Wait
 SHIT
%
 Try seeing PGSM, Boomy
 Sure, what part of her?
%
 I HAD A QUESTION
 WHAT WAS IT
 It was only six minutes ago.
 Now you know just how my memory works.
 yep
 JUST like Sean's.
 My what does what now?
 Who are you people?
 ... Your cock goes in Co's a -- *gets impaled by Kino*
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* Snavig has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
 Sean, y'all still talking?
 I just signed off
 Going to bed in a bit; tired from karate
* Snavig has joined
 So Kino commited suicide from losing her lover
* Snavig stabs
 How do I set it to do a --kicks B-- entrance message
%
 That was a LONG shower
 Geez
 shush you
 I don't always get straight in and straight out
 Were you like... marinating?
 ... from the look of my fingertips, you could probably say I was.
 Do they look like raisins?
 yeah
 ...
 :/
 Can I eat them?
 ...
* Kaboom nibbles
* Kino|Shower is not sure what to make of this...
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 And just for B's sanity Amy and I will be sure to inform him when our disappearing is related to 'sexytime'. XD
* B-kun sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-2F4DDF3.ipt.aol.com
* You were kicked by B-kun (PRE-EMPTIVE COUNTERSTRIKE)
%
* Xyex does everyone a favor and puts Kaboom in a tux, Kino in a dress, and drops them in Vegas. >.>
* Snavig shreds dress in a rage
* Snavig dons pants :|
 Fine, fine.
* Xyex puts Kino in the tux and Kaboom in the dress. XD
 ...
 ...
 I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
 I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that image.
 Quick
 Say "Prepare for trouble~!"
 ...
 DO IT
 PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
 Make it double!
 To protect the world from devastation!
 To unite all peoples within our nation!
 To denounce the evils of truth and love!
 To extend our reach to the stars above!
 JESSIE!
 JAMES!
 TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
 SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
 ...
 Meowth, that's right!
 I find it amusing that a cross dressing Kaboom leads to the Team Rocket motto. XD
%
* B-kun dresses Sato in a frilly sunflower dress and blue wig
 w00t!
%
 you're a pig.
 I'm male
 same difference.
%
 ... I'm getting double-teamed by my cats while trying to eat ham. ;_;
 ...
 Misread that
* Xyex read "ham" as "them"
* Snavig whaps Xyex
 I prefer my sexual interpretation.
 I don't eat pussy; you should know that
 No, you eat sausages.
 Right, Boomy?
 (I'm going to hell for that)
%
 Oh, Sato, how far are you in FFX?
 Haven't gotten around to getting further yet. >_>
 Did some training with my characters yesterday though.
 Strengthened Yuna a fair bit.
 I'd "strengthen" Yuna
 And by "strengthen," I mean "tap"
* Snavig facepalms
 And by "tap," I mean "have sex with."
* Snavig decides it's time to start looking elsewhere.
 Look for what, now? XD
 not like I'll tell you
 Oh, still Abra-hunting?
 ...
 suuuuuure. let's go with that.
%
 I need bed.
 G'night, sluts.
 good night, whore
 Speaking of whores, tell Kate I said hi.
%
 Hey Kaboom, her fingers probably look like raisins again. >>
 ...
* Kaboom fetches the peanut butter
 actually, I took a good while getting into the shower (emptied the trash and stuff) and I got out a good bit ago.
 so my fingers don't really look like raisins anymore.
 ...
 yeah.
 normal fingers.
* Kaboom smothers them with peanut butter anyway
 *slathers
 ...
 Just felt like it
 well, great. now I've got sticky peanut-butter fingers.
 what am I supposed to do now that I can't touch anything?
 Become a nun.
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* Sato has croissants.
 >_>
 <_<
* Kaboom steals
* Sato steals back.
* Kaboom steals again, then blows Sato's skull apart with a shotgun
* Sato activates time safeguard which automatically reverts back to when I has the croissants.
 whut
 I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow, providing a safeguard to protect myself from things like having my skull blown up to revert time to before it happened.
 ...
 whut
 And while explaining that, I ate the croissants.
 Damn >_>
 So, I have the last laugh. Ha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Ha.
%
 hey, kids are SUPPOSED to be in the back seat
 and there's no accidents in the backseat that cause kids. what do you do? trip and fall on someone's dick?
%
 geez
 I got my ass whipped by a nerd...
 You know you loved it
%
 Crackers
 AND SOUP!
 TOO!?
 YES
 TOMATO
 MMMM
 YAY
 AND CHICKEN.
 OH!?
 oh snap
 white or dark meat?!
 BOTH.
 zomg
* Kid grabs chicken breast and drumstick
* Conan smacks himself
* Kaboom grabs breast
 ...
 >_>
 you grabbing mine, or the other chicken one?
* Conan smacked himself to stop from making that same remark...
* Kid is laughing hard
 well, say which one so we can be done with it <_<
 o_O judging from the silence i'm going with yours
%
* Xyex baps Kaboom over the head with Kino.
 >_O
 oww
 Owies
 ...
 Was that good for you?
 who're you asking... ?
 The concussion says... the flying green penguin over there
 no, he's red
 YOU'RE red
 No, YOU are
 YOU are
 you have to do something really outrageous to get me red.
 Okay
* Kaboom gropes
 ...
 please.
 this is old news.
 ...
 give me something different.
%
 internet sucks
 XD
* Kid steals Sean's
* Kaboom (~Kaboom_Kr@Rizon-F20AEC18.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit
 o-o;
 holy crap
 I didn't mean it!
* Kid gives back! Gives back!
 ... ;_;
* Kaboom has joined #BYPS
 Heh heh
 XD
 ... D:
 YOU SUCK!
 I HATE YOU
 XD XD XD XD 
 ... -____________________________-
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 GODDAMMIT. I hate when people fucking fuck around with my fucking shit when I'm fucking not on the goddamn fucking computer. FUCK IT!
* KR_Chalice has joined #BYPS
 ... I shoot out a string of expletives, and Rabi appears. XD;;
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* Kino|Bed drags Sean along to serve as a teddy bear
 Noooo I'm busy
 doing what?
 People are wrong! On the INTERNET!
 I have to correct them!
 you'll never win against the internets!
 Then I'll die trying!
 stay away from it where it's safe!
 And it IS safe in your bed?
 Boomie go, and become a man >_>
 I made it quite clear; you'd just be like a teddy bear <_<
 whatever.
* Kino|Bed goes without then
* Kaboom rolls eyes
 Fine...
* Kaboom makes an even more tired woman out of Gwen
 ...
 Now lemme finish posting
 e_e
 some teddy bear you are
%
* Kaboom subjects you all to: [Unknown] (0kbps)
 ...
 good song boom
%
 Total change of subject. Laguz are awesome.
 Laguz?
 The animal people in Fire Emblem.
 Are they made of tomato sauce?
%
 I don't think there was ever ANYTHING about the Saiyan's having their own language
 *Saiyans
 Oh, Gwen isn't around
 I can missspeell thengs al I wunt
%
 I've gotta go.
 Later guys.
 Seeya
* Xyex has quit IRC (Quit: -=End Communication=-)
* Jerseymilk has quit IRC (Quit: Geg)
 O_o
 :O
 These are hilarious
 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mgKlisLFG8Y
 ... sexytime? >.>
* Kaboom (~Kaboom_Kr@Rizon-F20AEC18.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 o_O
 one mention of that and BAM
 it was in reference to Jersey and Xyex, too...
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 I hate my damn neighbor
 The idiot woman I've ranted about before
 How long's it been since I went idle to try to take a nap? Like, 2 hours?
 Well their retard dog got out, and for at least one of those hours, she was running around the front yard shreiking for it and calling for it in the high-pitched cutesy "come here, baby!" voice that never works
 While sending out her kid (who despite not being raised for shit, is obviously 10x smarter and more capable than her)
 * to run around in both our front yards trying to catch it
 Mere minutes after they finally caught it, "led" it inside, and all shut the hell up, my sisters start calling me for crap
 Then when I was done with them, my dad called to say "HEY TARGET'S HIRING YOU SHOULD APPLY AND GET NOT HIRED FOR THE FOURTH TIME!"
 In short, the entire block has been preventing me from getting any sleep
 Not sure if I should try again, or if Godzilla would decide to start stomping through the neighborhood
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 I'm bored entertain me
 masturbate
 <_< 
 I would say that the "<_<" face means one of two things.  Either he's already done that and bored of it too, or he's asking Magica if she'll supply the material~ XD
 I'd rather the former.
 He isn't getting shit.
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 I am displeasured
 Quotes has become the Kino and Kaboom show
 STOP DRAINING OUR HUMOUR POWARZZ
 It's all HER fault!
* Kaboom points at Gwen
 Goddammit.
 :(
 Just get married so you can hate each other already
%
* Kid is now known as Kino|NoooDontLook
 ...
 >_>
 <_<
 I pretty much made it an open invitation, didn't I?
 Duh
* Kino|NoooDontLook locks the door
* Kaboom steals Vegeta's invisibility powers
 no lookie for you then
 ...
* Kino|NoooDontLook showers with her clothes on then
 >.>
 Works for me
* Kaboom joins
* Xyex sets up a spy cam in Kino's shower for Kaboom.
 ...
 sooo many things could be said right now...
 XD
* Kino|NoooDontLook soaps up Sean's face
 :3
 okay, seriously
 later
 Hey, you should be flattered.  A room full of guys wants to see you naked. XP 
 I'm more scared at the thought than anything else.
 If I weren't, I'd be signing up for modeling for figure drawing sessions >_>
 Um... there's something I should be doing about now...
 okay then
* Kaboom ponders.
 Oh, that's right
* Kino|NoooDontLook shoos
* Kaboom activates "Chivalry Mode"
 Stop it you guys, that's rude!
 ... xD;
 as fake as that is...
 thanks anyway
* Kaboom destroys camera, shoos Gwen into the shower, and sets out a new change of clothes for her
 :333
 Hurry before it wears off!
 okay xD
 I'm gone!
%
 Hey... 3 Gwens.
 ...
 Trippy
 no, you can't have them all.
%
* Kaboom pokes Gwen
 eh?
 right
 ...
* Kaboom pokes again
 and if you're just gonna do that, Sean...
* Kid grabs his hand
* Kid shoves it onto her chest
 :o
 Well, if you insist!
%
 I has honeydew
 melon? :O
 yes
 Who's got melons?
 My melons are sweeter than all of yous
 I'm sure Conan is happy about that.
%
* Xyex kicks Kaboom. -_-
* Kid mauls Xyex and tosses him off a cliff
* Xyex drops Kino in a vat of acid. XP
* Kid is impervious to acid!
 Fine
* Xyex opens a dimensional portal and sends Kino into the Tentacle Demon Universe.
 Eeexcellent...
%
 I can promise that if we did meet out in the real world, I would be a perfect gentlemen, and not greet you by grabbing your chest.
%
* Kaboom just switched his Star Trek calendar to October
 It's a massive battle from the Dominion War :O
 Gnaaaaaaarly
 e_e
 nerd.
%
* Kaboom goes to take a shower
 smelly boy!
 :P
 e__e
 what, no ominous "c'mere"?
 ... guess not.
 oh well.
* B-kun mourns his demolished cameras
 ?
 what happened to them, now?
 Boomy keeps finding them
 brb
 I wouldn't have thought that Sean would break them... unless...
 ...
* Kid strangles B
%
 Well, I'm meeting these people on Skype to record this podcast in a half hour; I should go wash off the stink from mowing the lawn before then
 Yeah, I hate when people get on Skype smelling all bad.
 They stink up the whole internet.
%
 Unrated version have lots of sex?
 I never seen the original
 You see boobies though
 And sex? :o
 and baby coming out
 <_<
 And sex?
 What
 You'll only see if it has sex?
 I'm just wondering if it has sex. XD;;
 one-track mind right there.
%
 Who's alive?
 I'm alive.
 you are, huh?
 Yeah. But there's zombies hiding in that ice cream truck over there. Don't let them lure you with it.
 eww
 zombie-flavored ice cream sounds yucky
%
 I love Rachel
 She gets most of my references.
 .. .What, no werehetero jokes?
 You people discuss me
 *disgust
 Yes, we do discuss you.
 ...I need sleep
 whut
 OH
 SPEAKING OF
 IT'S A FULL MOON TONIGHT, ISN'T IT?
 No, Kino, I will not sleep with you.
%
 What the shit.
 I'm sorry.
 I sit here for an hour doing nothing and nobody talks, but as soon as I get up to do other things you people start talking again.
 XD
* Kaboom points to Gwen
 It's her fault!
 what? ;_;
 it's not my fault; I didn't know you were waiting for someone to show life before I got on D:
 I was joking, you silly little duck
 ...
 HONK HONK
 I'll show you joking
* Kid tackles
* Kaboom flails about lifelessly
 I'm tired
 I am too. <_<
* Kid pins all sexy-like, leans forward...
 Oh yeah
* Kid then falls asleep
* Kaboom does likewise
 ...
* Magica takes photos
%
 The link to click for the WMV of the first part of the DoA/FF movie is busted...
 Oh, I watched that earlier.
 Jers and Nick forced me to.
 I felt raped.
%
 Xavier's hair fell out when his powers emerged
 Yep.
 One of the most powerful mutants on the planet and he can't even grow hair.
 Well, I don't think anyone wants to see a bald Jean.
 That's what Scott's into
%
 Damn frenchies.
 thats spanish you fuckhead
 I know its Spanish, goc, I am being rude.
 I used to be capable of conversing in the language for fucks sake, you should be able to tell when I am being a jackass.
 not nearly rude enough
 youve gotten soft
 i think rach might be meaner than you now
 oh, ow. that hurts.
%
 Dammit, lookit mah topic
 * Topic is 'BYPS -  No Emos, No DB Movie, No Pants 
 I just linked to an interview, from a guy we really haven't heard much about. :P
 And I'm already following the other two, I think I deserve to deviate at least a little bit
 !!!
 XD
 I -- I mean, Kino... demands photographic proof.
 (She's gonna stab me later)
%
 Haven't gotten much gaming in at all in the last three weeks, really :O
 BUT THAT WILL NOW CHANGE.
 Haha
 I wish I was the same
 Both the "newlywed" and the "free time to game" parts
 But I'm behind on school projects
 whut? why the "newlywed" part?
 Wouldn't you want to be?
 That's the fun part of marriage
* Kid is the same on some of her projects -_-
 are you offering... ?
 No, I'm too busy with my own school projects. I can't really afford to help with yours, sorry.
%
 That looks like Kefka's robes or something.
 ...
 I think Cloud went in B's closet
%
 I just can't stand the way some people make you feel like you're an uptight asshole who's impossible to please if you don't like every single thing about the movie.
 Well, not just the movie, but a lot of things people get like that, like you're just not allowed to be negative anymore.
 Skepticism is perfectly natural and healthy, moreso than blind optimism a lot of the time.
 gawd stop being such a sceptic rachel, I don't wanna catch it from you!
 Okay, well have fun getting lured into creepy vans by strange foozes with candy.
 <_< You think I'd let him do that? 
 No, one of his foozling spawns. He'd be too busy watching Sentai to do it himself.
* Kaboom just imagined B as Cell
%
* B-kun was just about to say he's doing to bed
 ohk
 night
 You're 'doing' to bed? >_>
 ...
 I will kill you.
%
 Oh hey, I found an alternate cover for it: http://buffycomics.hellmouthcentral.com/covers/btvs23b.jpg
 Andrew trying to look badass while Buffy is secretly wishing there was an attractive Japanese girl around?
 Are you implying Andrew isn't an attractive Japanese girl?
%
 Why is no one getting my humor?!
 I get it, but I don't care because I have to assert my rightness.
 We get it B, we're just ignoring it. >.>
* B-kun sets mode: +b *!*@Rizon-F20AEC18.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
* Kaboom was kicked by B-kun (...)
 I'll give him a minute >>
 .. Nah, it's a bit mean
* B-kun sets mode: -b *!*@Rizon-F20AEC18.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
* Kaboom has joined
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Kaboom
 D:
 You asked for it.
 Sorry XD
* TripleRach sets mode: +b Twinbee*!*@*
* B-kun is now known as TwinbeeFooz
 ?
 Aw
* TwinbeeFooz is now known as B-kun
 You're already in here and opped.
* TripleRach sets mode: +b TripleRach*!*@*
 See, doesn't do anything.
* TripleRach was kicked by B-kun (<3)
 hahaha
* B-kun sets mode: -b TripleRach*!*@*
* TripleRach has joined
* ChanServ sets mode: +qo TripleRach TripleRach
 You could've waited a bit to see if it worked or not :P
 Now see, you were ASKING for that.
 And I'm the only one who could do it anyway, so!
 That was a split second before I could undo it.
 You bastard.
%
 Got a Hippowdon~
 Got a Rhydon~
 Ooh, a Cacturne.
 And I killed it. >_>
 Got a Dugtrio~
 Wow, it's a one-man Pokemon monologue
 ...
 >_>
 <_<
* Sato throws Ultra Ball at Cat.
* NekojinCat rolls around in it.
 Got a Cacturne~
 I am not a Cacturne!
 *cough*
 Sato's throwing his balls at Cat. >.>
 *cough*
%
 looks like we're gonna have to get busy~
 *cough*
 not like that.
%
 Wow, big crowd
 Which is obviously a lie
 haha. ha. ha
 Yes, Kino. Just like the cake.
 Although the cake isn't a lie, as I have two pieces in the kitchen.
 well, good for you.
 I still has cookies.
 But cookies aren't cake, now are they?
 I win.
%
 KINO.
 WHAT?
 QUIT IT WITH THE CAPSLOCK.
 NO.
 IT IS NOT CRUISE-CONTROL FOR COOL.
 She said she was going to talk like Fujin.
 I hereby decree that for the sake of further teasing Gwen, Rob should talk like Raijin
 I would, but he's harder to do than Fu is, ya know?
* Jerseymilk could then re-create that funny sex scene between Fujin and Raijin.
 RAIJIN.
 SEX.
 NOW.
 HARDER.
 FASTER.
 o_O
 I’m trying, ya know. You keep sliding off! I can’t go that fast Fu.
 FASTER.
 O_o
 I told ya I wanted to be on top, but you said I’d squish ya, and...Oh God, I think, OH FUCK, FUJIN!
 NOT YET!....DAMN.
 ...
 Wow, that was amazing Fu. I really...OW! What did I do, ya know? OW! Quit kicking me! How did you get your leg that high anyway?
 o_O
 ....
 IDIOT.
%
 "I hate you" "I hate you too"
 Well, I know Seifer might say that
 Cuz Seifer's a douche
 But I actually have no idea what Quistis might say during sex
 Besides screaming my name
%
 oh, Sean, your package came :)
 they misspelled your last name :X
 They mispelled MY last name?
 Huh
 yes
 I was worried I'd mispelled yours
 no, I think you/they got it right
 It'd be funny if I mispelled it but then they mis-mispelled it, getting it right
 ;_;
* Kaboom 's brain asplodes
 oh, and Boomy, that's not cool that I (Kate) have gotten a gift to send to you, and you completely forget me!
 I am HEARTBROKEN!
 Kino laughed loudly and almost choked on rice at your mis-spelling comment
 I think she was loud cause she almost inhaled her food... cause now she's not making any noise....
 I should check that out.....
 o_O
 that's it?
 Kino could be dead and all you do is make a face?
 How epic.
 I like you more now dude
%
 Amazon Japan just sent my order for Dragonball DVDs 1-9.  They're saying that it'll be at my house tomorrow...?
 Items shipped on 2008/12/30:
 Delivery estimate: 2008/12/31 
 Okay. So, two days. I was thinking a few hours ahead.
 If I get this thing on Wednesday I'm gonna crap my pants with rainbows and technicolor snowmen riding seahorses through candy fire.
%
 Oh shit, it's old lady Kino. Everyone run!
 whut
 "old", huh?
 then what are you? prehistoric dirt?
 ... KILL
%
 Cybering?
 I thought cybering wasn't allowed here.
 Who said it would be in here?
 Because I'll kill them myself.
 Who're you to complain, Rachel? You have someone in a 20 mile radius. :|
 And I can complain because I don't like to see people text humping each other in front of me, like certain psycho people and their possibly nonexistent boyfriends.

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