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[Zackarotto] I pictured me playing the sax and B-kun on bongos playing a remixed version of a certain Prince of Tennis song while a blindfolded Dayspring and Xyex danced around enthusiastically. In the bushes, Jerseymilk just stared, Rach nodded in approval, and Spiritbomb had a frozen, traumatized "GAH!" face.
[Deus] Oooh, that's real fair; I'm the pervert, yet Mochi can get away with posting a 18-19 year old Trunks molesting a 9 year old Gohan, and is still the innocent one.
[Jerseymilk] To Xyex: You'd better not give Deus access to my picture!
[Deus] Would Xyex do a thing like that?
psst, Xyex, send me the picture
[Xyex] And where exactly did this idea come from? Not that it's a bad one, mind you... In faaaaaaaaact.....
[Jerseymilk] *Jerseymilk starts readying her M-16 and practices on targets that are pictures of Xyex*
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* Xyex still wants to know where's he finding them so cheap........
* TripleRach wants to know what you guys are talking about
* Jerseymilk is starting to despair of Xyex
Hehe.
Jersey, paste Daysprings' subject in here so Rach isn't so lost...
You mean the job one?
Yeah.
I've been fucked more than a 5-cent whore
That's the title of it.
How quaint
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Though the thought of Zacko speaking in a high-pitched voice amuses the hell out of me..
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Are you mocking my fruit?
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*reads the PM*
.. Oh my god. XD
DEUS!
It's not funny!
Now, be quiet B!
* TripleRach is completely lost
o.o?
* B-kun smacks Deus with a tentacle the size of Rach's animanga collection
what
Don't worry Rach.
O_0
You don't want to know.
* Jerseymilk wishes she was lost too. :(
XD
What I do this time?
Animanga?
Nothing. It was about last night.
Fanword for anime and manga.
Again with the tentacles!
aaah...good times...
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.. Cookie dough.
* SpiritBomb is done too
*grins pervertedly*
* Xyex slaps B-kun around a bit with a large trout
* Jerseymilk slaps B-kun around a bit with a large trout
Cookie dough is very tasty..
NOW YOUR MAKING COOKIE DOUGH PERVERTED!
THATS IT!
o-o'
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Well, I've never watched a porno movie.
Never!?
Nope.
* Xyex feels sad for Jersey. ^_^
..
*stares at Jersey*
You scare me.
XD
You scare us,perv boy
Why feel sad for me? Why would I want to watch something like that?
.. Wait, does that also mean... *stare*
Exactly
Also mean what?
B-KUN!
;__; My world no longer makes sense..
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* Deus drags Xyex and Jersey in as well
* B-kun rides out the movie, singing along to 1000 Words from Final Fantasy X-2*
Too bad it's a homosexual movie as no one has interest in Jersey.
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Make sure to mention that I snarl and roar you know.
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Who'm I sending Biccy to hump again?
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Well, how about having Biccy find his way to the Orange Dove and trying his luck with the drunk Spirit?
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And God distracted us from our conversation....
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.....
I just thought of something else....
Vampires don't have beating hearts.
What?
So what?
...
No heart beat.... no blood flow....
Is there a reason that made me burst into -- OH MY GOD. XD
What about it?
* Xyex never wants to be a Vampire.... >_>
B: XD
?
That means he can't get an erection, right? XD
We'll work around that for the sake of the story......
*paid way too much attenttion in Health Class*
Hehe
I'm sure Kenshin is powerful enough to overcome that little difficulty Xyex.
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It's not fair.
* Xyex kicks his computer.
Poor Xyex.
......
Ouch. Damn, that hurt....
?
I kicked the computer in my barefeet. >_>
Ow, that would hurt.
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B, Zacko, and Deus need to come on...
Well, i think Deus is still freaked.
* Xyex uses as trans-dimensional Trout and slaps all three of them.
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Deus is on AIM>
*.
Myabe he'll come in? ^_^
Ya, I was just wondering too.
o.o
Are you sure Deus is a guy?
Yeah.
XD
Um.... pretty sure. >_>
I've never seen a picture of him.
oo;
Photographic proof?
o.o
Mm
Sexual proof?
Ever fucked with him?
0.0
XD
No.
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Bah. I do need to get some exercise somehow though...
I spend to much time sitting around...
I need to lose at least 30 pounds.
o.o
Go out there and have some sex! XD
Go get laid
.... ^_^
o.o;
>_>
Damn we think alike.
XD
IF you can't find someone to join you.. do it by yourself...>_>;
* Xyex prepares to get slapped.
That an offer Jers? ^_^
* Xyex runs away
* Jerseymilk sends her heat giuded trout out to slap Xyex.
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DAMN IT! Now I have 11 gold and no pants!
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How do I put my pants on?
..
* Zackarotto shudders
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* MDeus = teh sex
You're sex? That's impossible.
I disagree
Hey everybody! Deus is the physical manifestation of sex!
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We definitely need new speakers.
I'll piss on your speakers and set them on fire for 3 dollars.
Or you can do it yourself for 8 dollars.
... Tempting.
Heh.
Why does it cost more? I'll get back to you on that.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning..
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Oi...bardock just isn't getting the point. I give him a week at best before he's babnned
What'd he say this time?
im talking about ure aviator :P imean can i see a full body pic off them
He still hasn't grasped the concept of aviator vs. avatar
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I deride your turgid, jejune game! As a tocsin, I will make sure you are ephemeral with the next mention of Gaia Online!
* Xyex wonders of to Gaia again. XP
* Zackarotto makes Xyex as moribund as Gaia online itself
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Oh, and tell B-kun I said he was a rapacious wastrel.
Oh, I will..
Throw malodorous at him while you're at it.
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Hello. ^^
Oi.
Jers says "hi" and "you were wonderful la -- *gets smacked by an interdimensional trout*
XD
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Jerseymilkferret: Do you really think I would call Xyex a loser? XD
FooztheSecond: ....
Jerseymilkferret: That would be pretty terrible for a guy's girlfriend to call him a loser. XD
FooztheSecond: Look at the IRC chat.
FooztheSecond: ... GIRLFRIEND?
Jerseymilkferret: ^_^
Jerseymilkferret: XD
Jerseymilkferret: B is actually speechless!
FooztheSecond: WHEN, WHERE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Jerseymilkferret: And he insisted you sensed something!
Jerseymilkferret: XD
FooztheSecond: *wonders if he properly mocked Sailor Mars*
Jerseymilkferret: We had a little debate this morning about whether or not you suspected anything.
FooztheSecond: In R, she said something like that when they found out Chibi-Usa was Usagi and Mamoru's future child.
FooztheSecond: So, before I get back to freaking out.
FooztheSecond: Are y'all actually an item or are you just freaking me out again?
Jerseymilkferret: No, we are seriously together.
FooztheSecond: .... ;__________________;
Jerseymilkferret: lol
Jerseymilkferret: What?
FooztheSecond: ;______________________________________________________________________;
Jerseymilkferret: 0.0
Jerseymilkferret: *pokes B, to see if he's still alive*
FooztheSecond: This is just like my first group of friends.
FooztheSecond: ;_; Everybody hooking up and leaving me in the dust
Jerseymilkferret: I'm not leaving you in the dust B!
Jerseymilkferret: You're the first one we both chose to tell
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picture me, okay?
I'm trying.
now picture me on the floor, having not moved for hours, drooling with two fingers stuck in the air.
XD
Constructing a mental image out of the lttle info I know on you.
*laughing*
now take out "for hours" and "drooling" and you get what really happened
meh
Heh
anyway, it was sorta like that, wiothout the two fingers
(for Xyex and jersey)
^^
and I got over it sooner
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Some women are violent.
*points at Xyex's girlfriend*
o.o;
XD
Shh.. B-kun, you know that Xyex is a domaineer.
Don't say that!
it's too soon for me...
o.o;
All too soon?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xyex has been slapped by her more times tha me.
...
My mind accidently perverted "slapped".
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Hey, aren't you a little young for Jersey, Xyex?
Nah.
It's just a little short of 9 years difference.
oh, i thought she was in her mid 30s or something.
..
No. 28 for a couple more months.
ah
I dare you to tell her that, Zack.
...
Heh
NO
I was about to suggest that.
YOU MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN
EVER
^^
NO
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
IF YOU TELL JERSEY I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
^_^
MMM, GOOD XYEX AND B-KUN ARTERIES
YUMMY
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tell her about jersey, xyex
Heh. What, you want your wife to be in a comma?
XD
What is it?
SUre.
Oh, thats nice
Heh
^^
Jers and I are a couple. ^_^
*falls in a comma*
Now im evily happy. The 'Awwww..."'s will be spread all over to YOU two now! Wahahahahaha! And I shall be the first!
Awwwwwwww....
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You know what? I saw this coming ever since I that you two been making certain posts somewhere on Nexus *ahem* I mean, how can you both be doing that without atleast liking eachother a bit, right?
Piff.
You should've seen their posts in the Red Light District.
That's what she's talking about.
They could make a fucking fic out of that.
She didn't see them, but she could see our names down there.
Hehe
Im not aloud *says it in a mock voice* Trust me, I seen people get it on before...you should read the REAL Pocahontas
Crazy lady, that is
Hehe
....Reminds me of Kestra, actually]
XD
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Oh, hey, you don't know yet, do you? ^_^
Know what?
Ohhhh... nothing much. ^_^
o.O''' What do you mean, nothing much?
* Xyex is going to string Deus along for a bit. ^_^
C'mon, Xyex. XD
I wanna see his reaction.
What, I'm bored.
This is fun. ^_^
lol. Why do I have a bad feeling about this
No reason to have a bad feeling.
So then?
Well.
It concerns me.
And Jersey.
^_^
o.O
Go on..
*watches with a grin*
B: XD
You're loving this, aren't you?
*nod*