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IT IS DONE! OMFG, this update took me five days to complete. I had to edit the pictures, type up all the HTML, and create new pages, links, and icons. So, I hope you all appreciate all the hard work that went into this update.



***January 11, 2007 UPDATE***

This week's Update is finally FUCKING finished!

67 new pictures have been added to the Pics Section!

The Main Page Pic has been updated.

The Joke of the Week has been updated.

The Pic of the Week has been updated.

The Quote of the Week has been updated.

The Song of the Week has been updated.

A new Web Journal entry has been posted.

A link to Rapidshare has been added!

A link to DarkCon has been added!

A link to 501st Stormtrooper Legion has been added!

A link to Society for Creative Anachronism has been added!

A link to the Internet Movie Database has been added!

















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Joke of the Week

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"

"I'm from Ireland."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Dublin are you from?"

"The East Side."

"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where on the East Side are you from?"

"McDonagh Street."

"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"

"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender,"it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."


Pic Of The Week!


'Nuff said



Quote of the Week (slightly altered)
"The Agency. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." -- Sir Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode I: A New Hope, 1914-2000


Song of the Week
Lamb of God - "Walk With Me In Hell"





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