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AOL now runs on fully functional 28.8k modem servers!  This allows downloads to go up exactly .6 bytes per secnod!  You may not be able to see it, but your downloads will take only 14 milliseconds less!  Of course, now we have to jack your bill up to $63.72 per month.    And you will have to spend 4 weeks downloading new upgrade files.  These are about 735 megabytes each.  Total of 63.  So, at an average .32kbps, you will have to wait.  You WILL be billed for any online time you partake in downloading these files!
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Error log (oh no!)
  • Your RAM capacity is only 64 megabytes!   Please upgrade to 1024!
  • You do not have enough space on your hard drive!  Please add another 63 gigabytes!
  • If you do not upgrade these within 5 days, your computer will crash and explode.
Actual site crap (March 10th, 2001)
Little counter problems, so I'll be sticking with the GeoCities counter. Other than that, no major changes.

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This website is best viewed under 800x600 or higher.  This website WAS made to make fun of AOL, but not to an extreme.  This site was made in my own free time.   Eventually, this site will have links from the channels on the side.  Probobly full of something worthless and etc.  Thank you for your time.