Gnostic Universally Liberated People

The Church of GULP

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for Sexually Orgasmic Religious Rapture & Worship

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A   Spermo-Gnostic Church  based on ancient and original forms of Gnostic religious worship, beliefs and sexual practices in them

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INTRODUCTION

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NOW FOR THE REAL INTRODUCTION TO GNOSTICISM

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Keep in mind that this following very brief and introductory look at Gnosticism and it's original doctrines, forms of worship and sexual practices in them, is 'summed' up, with much taken 'verbatim' from, researched and written by the founder and creator of the Gnostic Friends Network  available by clicking on the above and below banners to the web site.  Please visit for a THE MOST COMPLETE SOURCE AND WEBSITE ON THE GNOSTIC BELIEFS BAR NONE!

Gnosticism is an ancient form of alternative Christianity which competed with the Catholic Church for the first 350 years of Christian history.  This is a Spermo-Gnostic sect with the term translating literally into ''knowing sperm,'' which in many ways is the manner of ritualized sexually religious worship in this Church for its members and clergy.  Not all of the ancient Gnostic Sects were of the Spermo-Gnostic variety.  Most Christians of the world have never heard of Gnosticism since the Church wiped it out as soon as Roman persecution ended, and the gnostic scriptures were not included in the "Bible."  They were instead buried in a jar in the Egyptian desert, where they remained hidden until 1945.  Ironically, many scholars now believe that Jesus himself was probably gnostic!

The Older Testament The gnostics taught that God was a mad scientist named "Yaldabaoth" who had been created by accident and built the earth as a prison for pre-existent human souls. He cloned Adam, raped Eve, and kicked them both out of Paradise when Christ came in the form of a serpent to liberate them. Yaldabaoth sent a "Flood" to wipe humanity's memory out; some humans were saved by angels from the dimension above "heaven" who told them what had happened. Yaldabaoth struck back by sending his demons to rape the earth women, smashing the tower of Babel, inventing money and selecting many false prophets.

The Newer Testament Christ was a light-being above "God" who came here to possess Jesus, using him like a ventriloquists's dummy to teach humanity the truth: there is no "Hell" - the earth is the lowest plane, and we're just being reincarnated over and over. Christ taught humans how to free themselves from Yaldabaoth through sex magic, self-knowledge and secret passwords.   Yaldabaoth tried to kill him, but Christ switched bodies with an innocent bystander named Simon and flew away laughing while the Romans crucified the wrong guy. He reappeared once on Easter to the world, but he never stopped appearing to the gnostics, continually reminding them that matter is an illusion and the apocalypse is now. h

Spermo-Gnosticism  Christian Gnostic sects felt semen and menses were potential living beings in liquid form, flowing souls that could be intercepted enroute to imprisonment here in this dimensional universe of multiverse, and underworld on earth created by "Yaldabaoth" (the arrogant bumbling creator-god "Jehovah" of the Old Testament) . The gnostics pre-dated the findings of today's quantum physicists by several thousand years. They believed our Souls have been trapped here by "Yaldabaoth," also known as "Jehovah" since the beginning of time, to continually return fragmented in a cycle of reincarnation never to ascend to the pleroma - the secret gnostic light heavens outside space and time.

To thwart this "imprisonment" and re-cycling of our souls here on earth by the bumbling malevolent "Yaldabaoth" creator god (Jehovah), most Christian Gnostic sects believed that reproduction was evil. They sought to transcend this underworld dimension on earth in a Tantric use of sexual fluids and ritual means of liberating the "light" locked within sexual fluids, similar to traditions found in Hindu and Buddhist sex mysticism. In ritualized sex magic and "agape sexual orgies," gnostic men and women gathered sperm (menses also in a few gnostic sects) taking communion with it by ingesting it, thereby collecting potential souls for transport to the pleroma, the secret gnostic light heavens outside this dimensional universe created by "Yaldabaoth" as a bad copy.

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Would this Church Serve YOUR Religous, Philosphical & Moral Beliefs?

Would this Church serve your religious, philosophical, sexual and moral beliefs?  Ultimately that is up to you.  However if you have an open minded belief system, some reservations in present forms of Christian Churchianity and worship and are somewhat liberated sexually, this form of worship might surely meet and serve your needs and interests! Perhaps you should ask yourself these questions.  Do you seek open expressions of love and sexuality among, with and amidst other members of the congregation? Would you enjoy ritual based forms of worship (sacred sexuality) combining praise, sexuality, and prayer?  Do you agree with or support polyamorous relationships and lifestyles?  Would you minister to the needs of all Gnostic believers and those in need as a spermo-gnostic blessor or blessee (blessing others with your sperm or menses or being 'blessed' by theirs)? Do you accept bisexual exploration or would have no gender dependence during ritualized tantric sexually expressive forms of worship (preferential yes, as a sperm blessor or blessee, but not gender dependent)? Could you practice indoor and outdoor partial or total nudism both during sermons and outside of worship at church seminars, events and get togethers without shame? Could you practice an open, free, intimate lifestyle through the elimination of unjustified barriers between other believers? Would you educate your and other children in the congregation in a responsible, sex-positive, and complete manner? If so, this could be FOR YOU, whether male or female, gay, straight or bisexual!

The Spermo-Gnostic Communion Mass

The Spermo-Gnostic Communion Mass celebrates the liberation of the "light" locked within the sexual fluids of our congregation in ritualized tantric like sacred sexuality.   We encourage all the congregation to culminate the mass with some form of communion with the sexual fluids of other members of the congregation, male or female either in ''blessing'' others with their sperm and menses or being 'blessed'' by it from oral communion with it.  This is explained more fully in the web pages following this unfortunately requiring you be at least of the age of 18 to view and read of our Communion Mass.

Due to the nature of this form of sacred sexuality, ALL members of the congregation need to be screened for Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) prior to becoming a member of the congregation.  Oral sex is know to be less risky. In general we are told that during oral sex we should use a condom. However, there has been no conclusive evidence that AIDS can be transmitted via oral sex. It is, of course, possible for other STD's to be transmitted via oral sex.  For this reason, the congregation needs the sexual Freedom from exposure to the more dangerous forms of STDs, primarily HIV, Chancroid, Syphyllis, Gonorrhea, and Chlamydia.  We do require negative testing for HIV and request anyone with to avoid oral sex at times they have ANY sores or ulcers in your mouth or on their gentitals, as this makes the transmission of STD's easier. We also request that any member of the congretation refrain from sexual encounters with people outside of church unless they first become a member of it with the appropriate STD screenings.  This of course provides an incentive for the congregation to expand its membership to those external to it. 

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