YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID



Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain.
Yo momma so stupid she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button to dial 9-1-1.
Yo momma so stupid when she heard 90% of all crimes occurs around home she moved.
Yo momma so stupid after she watched the ballerinas, she asked, "why don't they get taller girls?"
Yo momma so stupid she's got blonde roots in her eyeballs.
Yo momma so stupid if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back.
Yo momma so stupid when she was learning how to swim, she said to the instructor, "will I really sink if you take the finger out?"
Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to eat minute rice.
Yo momma so stupid sh can't pass a blood test.
Yo momma so stupid that when she swam accross teh East river, she got tired half way and swam back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter.
Yo momma so stupid he put Visine on black eyed peas.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free cheese.
Yo momma so stupid she failed Romper Room.
Yo momma so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Yo momma so stupid when you were born, she looked at hte umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
Yo momma so stupid she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo momma so stupid if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo momma so stupid they had to burn down the school to get her out of the fifth grade.
Yo momma so stupid when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked "what color".
Yo momma so stupid she was a wet floor sign so she did.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to kill Cap'n Crunch so she could be a serial killer.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to send mail with food stamps.
Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was onthe other side.
Yo momma so stupid she went to the library to get a book of matches.
Yo momma so stupid she wouldn't get on a Greyhoud bus because she's allergic to dogs.
Yo momma so stupid she went cordless bungee jumping.
Yo momma so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a papsmear.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma so stupid she ran into an auromatic sliding door.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job.