© 2k David Morgan

SIT UP STRAIGHT AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

WE HAVE TO RECONSIDER THE PTA;

IT MAY HAVE HELPED OUR SCHOOLS ONCE

BUT NOW IT’S SO PASSE;

MOSES HAS THE ANSWER FOR THE ISSUES OF TODAY.

CHORUS: NRA NRA PROBLEMS GO AWAY AND STAY

EVERYONE SHOULD OWN A GUN FOR PROTECTION OR A LITTLE BACK YARD FUN.

SHOTGUNS, PISTOLS, DERRINGERS TOO; JUST CHOOSE THE ONE THAT’S RIGHT FOR YOU;

M-1S, ZIP GUNS TOMMY GUNS FOR EVERYONE HAVE YOURSELF A BLAST, BUY A GUN.
 

EDUCATION IS SO MUCH WORSE SINCE I STARTED TEACHING SCHOOL

MANNERS AND RESEPECT CONTINUE TO DECREASE;

THOUGH BOYS STILL BRAG IN THE LOCKER ROOM, IT’S NOT AT ALL THE SAME;

NOW IT’S SCARY WHEN A GUY SAYS HE JUST HAS TO GET A PIECE.

NO MORE BLOODY FIST FIGHTS ON THE PLAYGROUND AFTER SCHOOL;

SNARLING, THICK NECKED BULLIES WILL NO LONGER HAVE THE RULE

WE’LL NEVER SEE THE SDCRAWNY KID WITH BLACK EYE & FAT LIP

WE LOVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT; IT’S THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS

ENFORCING PRESENT LAWS IS WHAT WE’RE LACKING

A ROD IN EVERY BOOKBAG, A PISTOL IN EACH PURSE

LITTLE KIDS ARE TICKLED WHEN THEY STUDY THEIR FAVORITE LESSON

HOW TO LOAD, AIM AND FIRETHEIR VERY OWN SMITH & WESSON

CRITICS WHINE THAT ART CLASS REVEALS A FATAL FLAW

BODIES FALL LIKE HAILSTONES WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS DRAW

 REMEMBER: GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, PRESIDENTS DO!