KNIGHT MAKES RIGHT!

©2k david morgan

When I grow up I want to be a coach just like general knight

My teams will so many games everyone will think I’m bright

I’m eating all my vegetables to make me big and strong

Bullies always get their way and they never have to say they're wrong

Reporters won’t ask questions unless they’re stupid fools

Like bobby I will show the kids that you only follow certain rules

Refs will never throw me out, there's not one who would dare

I might throw a fit or a vase or a punch; I might even throw a chair (ch)

(chorus) Sports fans, you can rest assured I’ll keep my goal in sight

Though bobby’s day will pass away I promise you another knight

Bobby’s day will pass away but there will be another knight

(Last chorus) Isn’t that reassuring, to know you’ll have another knight

I'm going to act just like I did going through my terrible twos

Cuss like a sailor, yell & scream, maybe punch somebody if I lose

Adoring fans will genuflect; they'll treat me like a god

The worse I behave the more they’ll cheer, I'll give them the bob knight nod

If some weenie regents try to get me fired, oh well

First they all can kiss my ass, then go straight to hell

No one will get rid of me because of protocols

Boards of regents & presidents lack the basketballs (chorus)

Everyone will agree with me no matter what I say

I’ll thumb my nose at authority and never have to pay

Others get a nasty bounce if they’re crude & impolite

But in the world of big time basketball knight makes right

(final tag) I’ll be a national hero cuz knight makes right (chorus)