KNIGHT MAKES RIGHT!
©2k david morgan
When I grow up I want to be a coach just like general knight
My teams will so many games everyone will think Im bright
Im eating all my vegetables to make me big and strong
Bullies always get their way and they never have to say they're wrong
Reporters wont ask questions unless theyre stupid fools
Like bobby I will show the kids that you only follow certain rules
Refs will never throw me out, there's not one who would dare
I might throw a fit or a vase or a punch; I might even throw a chair (ch)
(chorus) Sports fans, you can rest assured Ill keep my goal in sight
Though bobbys day will pass away I promise you another knight
Bobbys day will pass away but there will be another knight
(Last chorus) Isnt that reassuring, to know youll have another knight
I'm going to act just like I did going through my terrible twos
Cuss like a sailor, yell & scream, maybe punch somebody if I lose
Adoring fans will genuflect; they'll treat me like a god
The worse I behave the more theyll cheer, I'll give them the bob knight nod
If some weenie regents try to get me fired, oh well
First they all can kiss my ass, then go straight to hell
No one will get rid of me because of protocols
Boards of regents & presidents lack the basketballs (chorus)
Everyone will agree with me no matter what I say
Ill thumb my nose at authority and never have to pay
Others get a nasty bounce if theyre crude & impolite
But in the world of big time basketball knight makes right
(final tag) Ill be a national hero cuz knight makes right (chorus)