Once we were known as the moral majority; each of us a born again believer
But truth in advertising brought us to our knees
With the startling conclusion we were neither.
We were shocked to discover we were neither.

Never discouraged, we made a slight transition
We changed our name but not our game, praise the lord it’s still the same
Now we simply call ourselves the Christian coalition

The Christian Coalition is on a holy mission
To notify the world it’s on a highway to perdition
That’s hell, eternal suffering and anguish…no intermission,

Send every dollar you can spare to Robertson & Falwell;
Each hundred puts a diamond in your crown
Those cancelled checks are vital things
If you expect to wear your wings,
Cuz everybody else is going down

Chorus: going down; they’re going down;
Jesus loves them very much but they are going down

Godless homosexuals were not born that way,
It’s a chosen lifestyle--they pick it
Like any nasty habit—they could lick it…
Put them all on a Gayhound & send them to Vermont
Dr Laura says she’ll buy their ticket
Laura would just love to punch their ticket

ACLU members need asbestos suits to wear
Those who fight religion in schools don’t even have a prayer
Pagan evilolutionists--that monkey business they will rue
Feminists can burn their bras but this time they’ll be flaming too

Going down; going down; Jesus loves them very much but they are going down

Hindus & Buddhists can’t pass the Jesus test;
Muslims & wickens—surely you jest
Mormons and the witnesses will not get through the gate
Lutherans and Episcopalians share a similar fate
Catholics—-purgatory with hope? the pope?  Nope
Presbyterians and Methodists support that Clinton clown
Not even close and no cigar—they’re going down.
 
 

Jews won’t walk those streets of gold; what a cosmic irony
They say they’re sorry for killing Christ, but never even buy a Christmas tree
On judgment day they’ll all regret celebrating honnica,
Just like monica, they’re going down