banana?
well, now this just sucks. i REALLY want a banana. No wait, i NEED a banana. someone... anyone.... I'm not liking it in here anymore. you know what? i'm probably typing this for my own personal pleasure. no one is ever going to sit down and READ something. Once they see that this is a page full of text they will fall over and never get to read it. Lets see now what should i talk about. How about.... crap!!! i love crap. ok, that was fun. my head hurts. I want some headache medicine. please??? dooooo! :) i'm way too happy. not really. :( I'm a sad widdle cryssal-ferned. No one is gonna understand that except someone. boy, i sure do make alot of sense. i wonder how many people will click on my "do not click on me" link... hmm.... i should put a counter thingy on here. you know what?? im not gonna cause i'm lazy and should be studying for my finals right now. But i aint gonna cause i'm filling space with random thoughts. yay! I'm so happy! blah... Not really. Well, hmmm... i have no idea what to say now... "i'm praying for tidal waves!" ok... that was fun. listening to tool while spouting off random thoughts to no one. actually this is really fun. The most fun i've had all week. I'm bored. Hmmm... that sounds like a contradiction. blah... hey! hey! hay! do you believe in hay? i used to. now i dont. My living room is too bright. i cant live like this!! sun coming in every crack and window. :( unhappy does this make me. so what should i say now... how about i make a list of something. Not in list form of course cause i'm way too lazy for that. a list of all the people i hate?? that would take up much much room. bob. How about a list of something. never mind, i'm too lazy to think. I havent been sleeping well lately. (shut up whitney) ha!!! I cant handle this. I'm too bored to spout out gibberish today. that is really sad. i'm going to keep going though. I wanna see how much room i have on this thing. it aint like this requires any thought what-so-ever. I'm the best of the seventh grade!!! "jingle bells! jingle bells! jingle all the way!" i like to keep the christmas spirit alive all year round. jeff goldblum (i think that's wrong) was in the fly. he was good. Debbie gibson was NOT in the fly. That would have sucked. I am using the advanced html editor right now. not that i'm doing anything but typing a bunch of words that are going to be lost to the world. this is my online gibberish page. yay!!! i laugh at me. i'm cold. my stupid trailor never has heat. i am falling asleep. I wanna drink some fluid. i cant stop typing. it's bad bad bad! I like sheep. they is so warm!!! i is wearing a sheep right now... Does anybody know what time it is? (nobody ever really knows what time it is) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (let's find out. one... two... three *crunch* three.) :( commercials are bad. there is a little bird flying around my head right now. I've NEVER had a dog of any kind. I had a cat named Hitler once. No, i dont hate jewish peoples. My cat did. (actually he was just nuts.) he'd sleep in the sink with the water dripping on his head. Cats suck. would you like a toothpick??? too bad you is online. i cannot transmit a toothpick to you out of no where. HA! well, now that was a great little tangent there, wasnt it??? You dont understand me... no one does. I've been watching the crappiest tv shows lately. most of which are on the disney channel and the wb. i hate it when i do that. (watch stupid crap) make it stop!! i sure cant. I'm lonely... (no i'm not) Did you know that confuscious does his crossword with a pen?? i dont do crosswords... i just stopped typing for a minute. i had to change my cd. I listened to the whole dang tool cd. now i will listen to pretty hate machine cause i want to and no one is here to stop me and cause i want to. ha! you have to listen to me. you cannot stop reading cause you want to know how this page is gonna end. well, i'll save you time and effort and just tell you now that this is never going to end. not until i run entirely out of room. ha!! i spend way too much time doing this. Have you ever read "Breakfast of Champions" by kurt vonnegut?? its a good book. i recommend it to all people who dont suck. YAY!!! My dad keeps his toothpicks in an owl. (dont ask) Wanna know what i'm having for dinner today?? I actually dont know. I dont like food. It is pure evil. Besides, i dont like anything. I hate meat and vegtables. What do i eat you ask?? bread. lost bread of the gods. It builds strong bones and stuff and makes me see things that arent there. (like when jenn glowed and the people were all screaming at me) i couldnt hear anything but them yelling at me to stop. That was in biology class last year. i hated that class cause we learned about food lables. if you are bored of this yet you can go sign my slambook cause my questions are the best in the land! not some crappy "guestbook" where the writer just tells you how good or how bad your site is and had to think for themselves. i like structure. no surprises, i say!!! I think i want to sleep. I never do anything. poo... I lead an exciting life!! wanna know what i did yesterday, FOR FUN? I cleaned out under my bed. I really cant believe i enjoyed that. Now its all nice and neat. You should go out and buy every smashing pumpkins cd. you deserve it if you have read this far. Gloom cookie is a good comic. Johnny is an EXCELLENT comic. Jhonen is a god. he is the god of vegitation. he makes things grow. he brings the rains that make our soil fertile. he is wonderful. i'm still thirsty. i is going to get a vernors. i like vernors. it is good. i'll be right back... dont leave.. ok, now i'm back. back for good. hmmmm... right now it's three thirty six on thursday january somethingth. I got out of school a long time ago. I have no idea what i've been doing. I sat in my room since eleven listening to cds and rocking back and forth in my chair. I think i need a hobby... I should prolly do something productive like draw joe the picture i promised him. Yeah... Why he wants one i dont know. Today was weird. people kept talking to me. people i havent seen in months or dont talk to period. i got scared. i'm gonna beat jenn up. yeah. Tangents again. This page doesnt end does it?? I is tired. I think all i keep doing is saying the same things over and over in order to take up space. actually that was the whole point of doing this. Once, in seventh grade i did a water color painting of two zebras. i hate watercolors. It looks bad. zebras suck. My living room is still too bright. i think the room is plotting against me or something. It keeps looking at me funny. the clock is broked. I should be watching some crappy show on tv right now. i isnt gonna though. blahhh... Yahoo! Geocities. what a merger!!! Once a long time ago, whitney was over my house and she took my remote control, it was right in her hand. i looked all over my room for two days. then she gave it back. I was happy. she laughed at me lots. There is a green box of tissues staring at me. the vernors i got tastes good like vernors should. Ummmm... Laxatives are not to be toyed with. they will poor themselves into your vernors and make you poop at odd hours of the day. that would be embarrasing. never get on a laxatives bad side. just a warning. Next semester is gonna be easy. i'm glad. i dont wanna be a shoeshine boy anymore. I wanna be a wealthy aristocrat. (no, i dont) I wanna be a famous truncated cone with bilateral symmetry. (that actually is true) Wanna know how i got the name smushbox?? it's cause i'm smushy. It's true. so very true... Red Rum! There are no parol officers at my house. Once i had a friend named Indigo. no... i'm not telling the truth. sorry. I have to clean my house tomorrow. NO WORK!!! yay!! people are bad. you know what i hate most about people?? they suck. Yeah.. and most of them are complete idiots. Many many many idiots in this world. My hands are really cold. I should wear gloves. It would be hard to type though. I dont like it when it suddenly gets real quiet. Make the quiet stop. I really enjoy doing this. guess what i did today. I worked! I mopped the floor and made coffee and made hot dogs and... that's actually all i did... poo... my life is boring. do do do do dodododododo! do! do do! yeah!!! you cant hear me but i'm actually doing that. I like to do stuff that you cant hear or see me do. i'm sticking my tounge out at you. see, you didnt even know that! ha!! hehee!! I'm typing. I never get to talk anymore. I can only type. when i talk i usually dont say anything important. what's scary is that when i type... i dont usually say anything important either. i'm very insignificant. that makes me sad... i dont wanna be unimportant. *sigh* i'm going to a comic convention in may. i thought that was important to mention. what stinks is that i have a fifty dollar spending limit. there isnt any way i can go there and only spend fifty dollars. :( i'm listening to tori. me and tori are on a first name basis. yeah... We're tight. Maybe i should tell you a little about myself. Nope. that would be stupid. i suck. :) that makes me happy. You know what? i dont really want a banana anymore. that is pretty darn cool. Hi whitneys mom!! (in case she reads this, cause she was once) Fish are good. there needs to be fish everywhere. i want fish to overthrow the world and then people would all be running around screaming trying not to get hooked on a people-hook cause the fish are hungry and cruel and want dinner or a really big plump human to hang on there wall to show off to all the other peoplefish (the ones that go trying to catch people-like a fisherman, you know...) and the people would be so scared of the fish that they would forget who was the more intelligent species and would forget to eat or go to the bathroom and we'd all die off cause of starvation or exploding from waste buildup. yeah... that would be cool! yeah... I didnt get any email today. that makes me sad. usually i get at least six. I got none though. not a single one. poo... i'm watching angus on tbs right now. yeah... I dont like sundays. They is boring. I cleaned my house. it wasnt fun. well, lets see, i'm back to type more. Only three people have read this entire thing. i'm proud of me. I's gonna get sued for this. It makes thee eyes hurt. poo... i have no money to give. i spent my last five bucks on a cruddy five subject notebook. yeah... it isnt good to spend money on cruddish type things. I have decided to add on as much stuff on this page as i can every day. yeah... I just finished my world history homework. i love world history. (no i dont) hmmmm... I'm listening to tori again. "little earthquakes" this time. Last time it was the venus one. yeah, that one. good job. I like to say bob alot. it all started a few years back when me and bob dole would go out for coffee every sunday morning. It was good coffee. Creamy and coffee like. we loved our sunday morning coffee. Then he went off and decided to run for president. Me and bob were tight. he dont talk to me no more but i talk to him. It still feels like he's right by my side. At the strangest times he'll say things like "let me out of this box!" or something. I dont know what he means. it's not like i have bob dole shoved under my bed in a box or something. I mean, come on! that isnt realistic. yeah... my music just stopped. (probably cause the cd has ended.) i'll be right back... I'm lazy so i just pressed play again. Now i will listen to the whole cd over again. even the songs i dont like. I'm a smart little thing. I'm a friend machine. I produce friends. (not really) I dont know what to do with myself. I never have nothing to do. I wish i could stare at my ceiling, but alas, i cannot. hmmm... I think i'm running out of things to say... nope. Hey!! wanna meet my squiggley line of doom!! say hi squiggley line of doom. ~ (hi) he's the one who speaks in those things. (and you never knew this whole time) I love my squiggley line of doom. Hes alway chipper, kinda like me! tangents are good. i like tangents. much better than sines and cosines. tangents are a combination of both. in fact tangents are sine over cosine. Trent reznor has creepy skin. He doesnt have real chest hair either. (its like a chia pet) i closely analized it. really! I am not whimsical or animated. i am the most unfunny and uneverything person i know! me and whitney are not sisters. tangents :) "my scream got lost in a paper cup" i hope i just got that song in all of your heads. ha! peas. I remember peas. Wanna know my pea plan? i plan to get a pea. get some lace or something and a clear plastic case and carry around a pea in my pocket. i must keep him moist though. he will dry out and then i will be sad. :( i dont like to be sad... Baaaaa! i could be a sheep if i tried. for some reason i cant be a turtle. why? i dont know. i wish i did. someday i will overcome this obstacle and become the turtle of my dreams. I dream of becoming a turtle, you know. uh, yeah... I shouldnt be telling you these things. you might think me a bit odd. no, just joshing ya! i know you love me! Hello again. It's been a long time since i wrote in here. I've missed it. :( alot. I'm still bored. Especially during this second sememster. I never get any homework so i just dont know what to do with myself. I keep seeing the word "defication" everywhere. hmmmm... I wonder if its a sign. I want to go outside and play. its too cold today though. I cant actually think of any gibberish today. usually its so easy. Crud. I've lost my creativity... *sob* no i havent. I never had any anyways. YAY!!! so happy am i. I helped paint a garage today. I'm all cruddy and painty. YAY!!! i gots me two new smashing pumpkins shirts from the concert. They is real soft. Sweet suculent cotton.... :) that is a happy thought. yeah. If you would like to know more about my happy smashing pumpkins day go to "a day in the life of bernice" yeah. I'm so boring though. You really dont wanna go there do you? No i didnt think so. just dont listen to me ever. You know what? i dont think youre really trapped in here. :( that makes me sad. Now that you can leave whenever you want you will and that will leave me all alone with no one again and that just sucks cause i'm always alone and bored and painting stuff because i'm so bored and alone and when you leave i dont know what i'll do cause then i'll just be in here talking to myself and i'll look like a complete idiot to the next person who comes in here and that wont be cool. i wish i was disney's Pepper Ann!! she marches in her own parade. Yeah!! She's much too cool for seventh grade!!! that's enough... jasiming is watching me. that makes little ole' cryssal happy. i havent been on here for a longish type while. i'm throwing a big happy sorry out to all of the fans of my big gibberish page. yay!! i am a happy little crystal who goes on the internet far too much, far more than a little crystal should. yup... I dont have a cat anymore. I miss that. Someday i will get a cat and then miss the fact that i used to be able to say that i used to have a cat but now i'd have to say that i have a cat in present tense rather than past tense and personally i love to speak in past tenses being as they are much more lovable. It is late.! oh gee! what shall i do? I should sleep, yet, i am not doing so. I have much to do being as i dont devote nearly enough time to my website. i'm cold. That is odd being as it is probably seventy or eighty degrees outside. i have the air conditioner on. snakes are good. my neighbors grass is so long there are snakes there. no that is false. i have not yet seen a snake. poo... that would be cool to see a snake. yup it would. screech!!! no, silly, not the guy from saved by the bell, the sound effect. yeah! shhhh... that is an inside joke. flowers. flowers do not wilt in the summer unless they be dying. Jhonen vasquez should email me. i will sue! not really... Dude, something something something, turnips, something... Yup. That is a great sentence. Not very much stuff doesnt suck by the way. Today is not the greatest... I'm tired and just want to go to bed but that is never going to happen because i decided that i felt like working on my webpage. I hate webtv and i hate this cruddish wireless keyboard. Its not the worst thing in the world but it's smaller than a regular keyboard (which i'm used to ) and it has a sensor which cant be covered.... yup. clean the way. I feel like laying around doing nothing. yup. i'm very lazy. Keep off grass. Today i worked and this big truck that smelled like manure kept me from doing my job. oh-oh oh your city lies in dust... Yup. I be saying "yup" alot. yup. I've been working on my webpage too much lately. I'm on the internet from ten at night till two in the morning every night now. I also post on the official smashing pumpkins message board :) yup.
that is where the site is located. yup. hee more yups. you know what? no you dont and i'm going to tell you yet. :) sigh... i listen to the Cranes far far too much. i havent been a happy cryssal ferned lately... that is no fun... grrrr... i need to devote lots more time and energy into doing anything... sigh... i just kinda lay around sleeping or something. i havent had school for the past three days due to much much too much snow... which sucks cause i have to shovel it... grrr at the snow! moo. i havent talked to jasiming in like, three days... that makes me really sad... i am really lonely... but i do get to go over her house on friday, tomoroorow. which is very happy. i have no life... grrr at my non existant life. i want to call jenn.. :( but my dad is gonnna go online as soon as i get off more likely then not. i think i'm going away now so i can go online tonight and talky at jasmine :) that would be good. i have no insides... they melted. today this morning, when i woke up i felt my insides gone away and floaty downward. out, twards my belly button. i felt a little empty after they left but more free. lighter somehow.. like a large weight was lifted from my shoulders. now i'm ok. fine. i have reasons to keep going my insides were what made me who i am, and who was but i am a different person now. i was pregnant today. i missed my ultrasound appointment... i dont want my baby to die.... i relly dont . i was gonna hope in the car and take off to my appointment when i realized that i'm a virgin... yup :) i'm so retarded sometimes